| potterstinks @ 2003-03-31 18:32:00 |
| Current mood: | enraged |
Ha! I just ran into Sally-Anne Perks at the Owlery, and on the way back to Slytherin we found Macmillan's rucksack in the Charms corridor. For such a paranoid little insect, one would think that Macmillan would not frequently leave his belongings lying around the castle. Naturally we returned it to Hufflepuff Tower safe and sound and completely as it was before. On the other hand, if I were Macmillan, I'd be worried that some sort of bug might have crawled in there, what with it having been on the floor and all. Who knows what sorts of things are crawling around in Hogwarts? It is rather old.
Contrary to Pansy and Millicent's belief, I haven't yet decided who my next date shall be. Unfortunately, there are an odd number of halfbloods in Slytherin, though of course these are social rejects who only just barely managed to make the cut, but as Hogwarts' system is faulty, this is, too. Father told me that when Hogwarts started, Salazar Slytherin put a charm on the Slytherin dungeons to ensure no one Mudblooded, halfblooded, or even quarterblooded would get into his House. Too bad the dungeons have been fixed up and hexed three shades of Mudblood, as otherwise I imagine those charms would still work and the world would be as it should be.
Speaking of charms, I think Greengrass has become defenceless to mine. Evidently she threw one of Pansy's drawers from her bureau at Sally-Anne Perks last night while Pansy wasn't even in the dormitory. Not only did she nearly crack Sally-Anne's spine, but she also ended up throwing Pansy's unmentionables all over the place. As a Prefect, naturally it was my job to clean this mess up.
As proof of my further consideration, I've decided to review the Gryffindor witches next on my list. Of course, as I'll only be dating sixth year Purebloods, this seems a bit pointless.
Brown, Periwinkle: Disqualified. Halfblood.
Granger: Disqualified. Mudblood.
Patil, Gryffindor: Where to even begin? They say some witches are shaped like pears. Patil, on the other hand, is shaped like a snake that just swallowed a rooster. I have not seen an arse like that on anyone short of her and Hagrid the Freak. These genes seem to have skipped over Ravenclaw Patil, oddly, but then again, this is not so odd as Gryffindor Patil is in fact a Gryffindor. As far as personalities go, this one will one day, if we're all lucky, decide that the only true way to See is to pass out of the mortal realm. Denied.
Comments:
| erniemacmillan @ 2003-03-31 09:12 pm UTC |
Right, Malfoy! Like I buy you and Perks finding my rucksack and doing nothing to it!
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Or maybe you just want me to think you did something to it so I'll burn it! Ha! I'm onto you!
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OR MAYBE THAT'S YOUR IDEA, THAT I'LL JUST THINK YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE ME THINK YOU DID SOMETHING WHEN REALLY YOU DID. Yeah, I've got your number, pal.
| divineparvati @ 2003-04-01 03:16 am UTC |
For such a thorough analysis of my Form, I believe you first have to be Looking.
| artistic_flower @ 2003-04-01 09:48 pm UTC |
I'm sorry, I didn't mean... but then you cleary thought... Oh, I'm sorry, Parvati.
(parent)| missgranger @ 2003-04-01 09:15 pm UTC |
This is completely disgusting! You should be trying to serve as a better example for the younger Slytherins, instead of setting them all off course. I suppose you think you're being witty by calling witches sexist when you're being a complete and utter sexist yourself. It's not witty. It's just disgusting!
| potterstinks @ 2003-04-01 11:07 pm UTC |
Yes, it really is disgusting being a Mudblood, I'd imagine.
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