| potterstinks @ 2003-04-13 15:56:00 |
| Current mood: | enraged |
After being woken up in the middle of the night to take care of a stupid, crying first year, I completely overslept and missed my duel with Boot. Crabbe was supposed to remind me about the duel, as of course I'm quite busy and can't be bothered to remember every insignificant person who tries to duel with me, but he failed and thanks to him, I spent the majority of the day trying to find a way to shut the first year up without realising that my name was being besmirched.
I was also to go to Hogsmeade with My Parents, as they'd come to Hogwarts to watch the duel, but I missed that as well. I had a long talk with My Father, and so I decided to remind Boot of the fact that his challenge for a duel did not give a specific time, but instead said that the duel should happen as soon as he woke up. Since Boot did not wake up until late in the evening, the duel would have been rescheduled if Thomas hadn't decided to let his proverbial cheese slip off of his proverbial cracker. The boy was ripping curtain rods from the walls. He tried to choke me with a tapestry. He even turned on Boot and shoved a cartridge up his nose. Well, of course he was completely insane.
It's not my fault the blasted machine turned over on him. Of course, it was obvious he hadn't actually died, so I certainly wasn't going to wait around for him to attack me again. I hardly see what all the fuss is about.
I've decided that the Ravenclaw Patil will have the honour of being my next date, as she's much more attractive than her sister. In honour of this I've decided to complete my review of the sixth year witches of Hogwarts.
Brocklehurst:
Hair: flat.
Chest: flat.
Face: flat.
Personality: flat.
Not a chance.
Li, Su: Disqualified. Mudblood.
Patil, Ravenclaw: While I'd not normally froth over the multicultured look, the Ravenclaw Patil is the admittedly prettier of the two. As far as bodies go, hers is trim, with none of the excess we've all seen on her sister. Personality-wise I've taken very little notice, but it's rather insignificant, in any case. It would appear she's interested in art or something, who knows. I frankly have no interest in art whatsoever, but it doubtlessly doesn't matter. However, she did attend the Yule Ball with a Weasley, so I remain sceptical.
Turpin: Pathetic, snivelling girl who was stalking Pansy, Millicent and I for awhile. Dreadfully boring, but seems to find herself consequential. She, for some reason, is evidently under the impression that I have the time to bother. Overly fat, tiny, saggy breasts, and a face My Mother would see and turn to booze.
I'm certain My Father will be pleased to know that Boot's second was eliminated before the duel. Oh, and Mother, I do wish you'd send me some of those biscuits from the kitchens at home. Just leave me a reply here and let me know if you're going to.
Comments:
| scotchtartan @ 2003-04-13 02:49 pm UTC |
Mr Malfoy, it would be in your best interest to report to my office within 2.5 minutes of receiving this comment to your livejournal. It would be prudent of you to leave your sneer at the dormitory.
Professor M McGonagall
| potterstinks @ 2003-04-15 02:45 pm UTC |
Oh, I see you've woken up. Well. Sorry to hear that.
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