potterstinks @ 2003-06-16 22:21:00

Current mood:enraged

If I hear one more thing about Melvin Muggs, I think I'm going to be ill. Half the girls at Hogwarts are attempting to change their surname to Nespoir. What sort of moron is called Scorpio? Or Melvin for that matter. Even Crabbe's been looking at it. Everyone knows the mentor figure is going to die in issue 106 anyway. Why would you want to sit around reading about Muggles? Is your life that dull?

Today I had eggs for breakfast. They were done over easy, which isn't the way I prefer them, and Queenie Greengrass once again got crumbs in the butter. Following breakfast I had Care of Magical Creatures, which was of course a delight. Potter decided to be my partner, which led to a handful of the Gryffindors marching over to ask him how he felt about winning the Quidditch Cup. I decided to change partners and work with Crabbe, who spent an hour explaining to me exactly why Melvin Muggs and Caroline Ashface are meant to be. It was a stunning lesson. I think that I shall not be able to go on without hearing more of Crabbe's manifestos. I could barely contain my joy.

Immediately following Care of Magical Creatures I walked approximately one hundred and thirty nine paces to Herbology, where I ended up being partnered with the insipid Tracey Davis. She refused to do any of the work, so I had to get my hands filthy. Why is it that every single lesson in Hogwarts is one that has the potential to destroy robes and other personal belongings? Everyone risks having something transfigured permanently in Transfiguration, which happened to one of my buttons in my second year when Macmillan turned it into a beetle. I was still wearing it. Fortunately, we take Transfiguration with the Ravenclaws this term, so the largest risk is falling asleep.

Millicent has decided to abstain from lessons today, which I suspect is because she's doing something to Miranda Mulligan's dormitory before she can leave Hogwarts. When I visited her in hospital on Sunday, she hardly seemed satisfied that I delivered the axe and one of Mulligan's pigtails. Evidently she wanted the entire head. I am not a miracle worker. One would think that she would be satisfied that I made Mulligan's head asymmetrical, but nothing ever seems to be enough to satisfy Millicent. Also, she kept calling me Ocard, which I found distasteful as it sounded like 'au pair.'

I saw My Mother on Saturday. She seemed dreadfully upset, given that she'd changed her hair colour in order that no one would see her. I don't even know where she's staying currently, though of course I hope she'll return to the Manor before I'm due at King's Cross on the 30th.


Comments:

petitemillicent @ 2003-06-17 12:59 am UTC

I will fry her.

M. B.


potterstinks @ 2003-06-17 01:14 am UTC

Yes, about that, Tnecillim.

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petitemillicent @ 2003-06-17 01:17 am UTC

Fry her.

I told Potter to tell you to fry her when he sees you to tell you to fry her.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2003-06-17 01:19 am UTC

I have only seen Potter briefly. I suppose he was too busy rehashing his glory days to pass the message on.

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petitemillicent @ 2003-06-17 01:26 am UTC
Re:

It is a refreshingly new and liberating experience for them when they cheat.

You must try to be understanding.

I cannot remember a thing he said to me yesterday.

Which is not surprising.

I also cannot remember a thing I said to him yesterday.

Which feels me with dread.

I would ask him about it but it would suggest I care.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2003-06-17 01:31 am UTC

Why are you suddenly fluent?

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petitemillicent @ 2003-06-17 01:36 am UTC

I had a concussion, not dyslexia.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2003-06-17 01:38 am UTC

You just got over it within these past twenty minutes?

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petitemillicent @ 2003-06-17 01:42 am UTC

You would be surprise how much a dictionary can cure these days.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2003-06-17 01:48 am UTC

Incidentally, I revised for your exams.

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petitemillicent @ 2003-06-17 01:57 am UTC

In gratitude, I ate your dinner.

M. B.

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just_harry @ 2003-06-17 01:34 am UTC

You didn't say much, really.

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petitemillicent @ 2003-06-17 01:40 am UTC

As opposed to being my usual chatty self?

M. B.

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just_harry @ 2003-06-17 01:47 am UTC

About the same, I guess. This was just funnier.

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petitemillicent @ 2003-06-17 01:58 am UTC

Define funnier.

M. B.

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petitemillicent @ 2003-06-17 02:05 am UTC

The dread, Potter, is back.

My dread needs taking care of.

I have appointed you as the dread caretaker.

M. B.

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just_harry @ 2003-06-17 02:09 am UTC

When you weren't waving that axe around, you were mostly fine.

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petitemillicent @ 2003-06-17 02:12 am UTC

I spy a milk moustache in your icon.

M. B.

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just_harry @ 2003-06-17 02:17 am UTC

You're getting funny again.

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petitemillicent @ 2003-06-17 02:20 am UTC

It really does not take much, does it.

M. B.

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just_harry @ 2003-06-17 02:23 am UTC

No, not really.

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petitemillicent @ 2003-06-17 02:27 am UTC

I regularly think you are very funny, too.

M. B.

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just_harry @ 2003-06-17 02:30 am UTC

Yeah, I've noticed.

Be careful with your head, okay?

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petitemillicent @ 2003-06-17 02:35 am UTC
Re:

You, too.

Now I must away to where the sun does not shine with where the sun does not shine.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2003-06-17 01:45 am UTC

Why are you wearing an alarmed face?

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just_harry @ 2003-06-17 01:48 am UTC

Sorry. Is this better?

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potterstinks @ 2003-06-17 01:48 am UTC

Oh, sure. If you like going armless and looking like mashed carrots.

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just_harry @ 2003-06-17 01:51 am UTC

Okay. As long as we both agree on it, anyway.

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potterstinks @ 2003-06-17 01:52 am UTC

I am shocked and dismayed.

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just_harry @ 2003-06-17 01:55 am UTC

I guessed that from your icon.

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potterstinks @ 2003-06-17 01:58 am UTC

Be prepared, Potter.



Be prepared.

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just_harry @ 2003-06-17 02:03 am UTC

I can't even read that!

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potterstinks @ 2003-06-17 02:03 am UTC

No, neither can I, and it was taken from my friends page. However, this is beside the point.

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just_harry @ 2003-06-17 02:06 am UTC

That picture always creeps me out. It looks like it just took Ginny's icon and put a bag over her head.

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potterstinks @ 2003-06-17 02:08 am UTC

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just_harry @ 2003-06-17 02:12 am UTC

I like that robe, too.

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potterstinks @ 2003-06-17 02:15 am UTC

That's grandly typical.

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petitemillicent @ 2003-06-17 02:17 am UTC

I am Your Father.



M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2003-06-17 02:18 am UTC

I'm going back to Slytherin. You're welcome to come along.

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petitemillicent @ 2003-06-17 02:23 am UTC

Hang on while I stand up slowly.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2003-06-17 01:54 am UTC

However, I remain gravely determined () that I can overlook this dilemma.

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just_harry @ 2003-06-17 02:00 am UTC

That's good news, anyway.

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petitemillicent @ 2003-06-17 01:13 am UTC

Like the potato she is.

M. B.


petitemillicent @ 2003-06-17 01:15 am UTC

Was but will be.

Chips.

M. B.


potterstinks @ 2003-06-17 01:50 am UTC

I will now answer this statement with alarm.

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petitemillicent @ 2003-06-17 01:55 am UTC

Alarm not, for I have a horse.



M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2003-06-17 02:00 am UTC

And I a vaginal rendering of a flower.

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petitemillicent @ 2003-06-17 02:03 am UTC

Mmmmsex.



M. B.

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