| potterstinks @ 2003-07-24 02:57:00 |
| Current mood: | enraged |
Father, I'm going to Apparate to Potter and kick him many times, possibly until he bleeds. Is this all right? I just thought I'd make certain beforehand.
Comments:
| arithmantra @ 2003-07-24 12:15 am UTC |
Draco,
How good it is to see you are having a productive summer. Congratulations on obtaining your apparating licence. I trust you will put it to excellent use.
Prof. Vector
| potterstinks @ 2003-07-24 12:21 am UTC |
Well, it's rather late. I'm not certain if I'll have time. Do you live near Surrey? I suppose I could swing by.
(parent)| finch_fletchley @ 2003-07-24 12:25 am UTC |
I'm right below Wiltshire, actually. Well, south-west. But close enough. Nevermind, I'll just find a way to electrocute myself.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-07-24 12:48 am UTC |
Well, I'm rather busy this evening, but perhaps later tomorrow. I'd say half one, but I might have plans. It would probably be best to keep it loose.
(parent)| erniemacmillan @ 2003-07-24 12:25 am UTC |
Hey, can you pick me up some Gobstones while you're out and bring them for me on the train in September??
| finch_fletchley @ 2003-07-24 12:46 am UTC |
Well, that's rude. I don't think I want you to kill me after all.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-07-24 12:52 am UTC |
I'm not your servant. If you want to be killed, you'll have to stop being so picky.
(parent)| finch_fletchley @ 2003-07-24 12:58 am UTC |
Oh, I see how it goes. You can take time to kick Potter but you can't take a few minutes to off a Hufflepuff. Well, fine! I never wanted you to kill me anyway!
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-07-24 12:59 am UTC |
I'm a busy man. You should have asked in advance. Surely you can't expect me to drop everything for this.
(parent)| finch_fletchley @ 2003-07-24 01:03 am UTC |
Yeah, Apparating all over the creation and playing hang man. Such a chore.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-07-24 01:05 am UTC |
Oh, and what are you doing? Hiding cats. That's something to write home about.
(parent)| finch_fletchley @ 2003-07-24 01:08 am UTC |
You'd better not show your face here tomorrow or I'll kick your arse all the way back to your fancy castle!
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-07-24 01:10 am UTC |
Lord, Finch-Fletchley. You asked to be killed. Take it like a man.
(parent)| finch_fletchley @ 2003-07-24 01:14 am UTC |
Well, I thought since you were out you might as well drop by, but whatever! Go splinch yourself while you're at it, Malfoy!
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-07-24 01:15 am UTC |
I'm headed east. You're south west. I'd have to go in the exact opposite direction. It's a simple matter of logic. I offered to schedule you in for tomorrow, but evidently that's not good enough for you. This is the last time I offer my gracious generosity to the likes of you.
(parent)| crabbe @ 2003-07-24 12:27 am UTC |
you should stop here too because i stuck my self to my chair and i cannot get out so you could help.
| sinistra @ 2003-07-24 12:30 am UTC |
If you're going to be in Little Whinging, Mr Malfoy, I would appreciate it if you asked Arabella Figg to return my spider plant.
| percyneedsalife @ 2003-07-24 12:33 am UTC |
Well, mate, while you're out do you mind swinging by with four beetles, a hairpin and a yellow robe? Only lemon yellow, not a dark yellow, you understand. TELL NO ONE.
| erniemacmillan @ 2003-07-24 12:41 am UTC |
Ooh, and maybe some nice coloured inks. You've got a lot of money, haven't you? Make sure they're nice.
| turpinol @ 2003-07-24 12:44 am UTC |
My dad was wondering if you could go get the time off of Big Ben. He likes to set his clocks to it.
| lupercus @ 2003-07-24 01:41 am UTC |
When you're not kicking him, or perhaps before, say hello for me.