| potterstinks @ 2003-08-23 23:14:00 |
| Current mood: | enraged |
Today Father and I had a luncheon with two of his business associates. I had the cucumber soup, which was quite good. I don't particularly like dining with Macnair, as he has a tendency to smell of animal hair, which I find particularly repellent. Lunch went quite well, I expect. I'm still wary of Avery after what happened with my knee, but I'm told it wasn't entirely his fault.
I rather think I ought to see Pansy and Millicent soon. I also received an owl from Nott, which crashed into the wall and dropped its letter into the bathtub. I have no idea what it actually said, but it was interesting enough, I suppose.
In any case, lunch with Father went quite well of course. We're going to Diagon Alley next week to pick up my requirements for term, and I'm hoping to look into a waterproof Quidditch robe. At lunch today, Father said he was certain I'd win the Quidditch Cup this year, and I agree. Of course, my team will have to work hard. I've thought of having practices at three o'clock in the morning before lessons, but I suppose I'll have to think harder on that.
After Father and I had lunch, he removed the Japanese rock garden from the grounds, which I must say was a relief, as I felt it was getting past its prime. Father agreed, of course, so that's gone. When I was at lunch, Avery advised me to start looking into feng-shui, but Father says he tells everyone that the first time he dines with them. I've never been invited to one of Father's luncheons before, but Father says I'm old enough to go now, since I'm seventeen.
I suppose I should talk to Pansy and Millicent to see how things are.
Comments:
| potterstinks @ 2003-08-23 09:41 pm UTC |
What is that stupid icon? Why do you have that, Crabbe?
It's a stupid way of decorating that's supposed to be optimal for the person doing it. You're supposed to have your things arranged in a breathable way or some sort of rubbish like that. They make you put your dustbin in the middle of the room and say you'll have better dreams due to it.
| crabbe @ 2003-08-23 09:42 pm UTC |
it is scorpio nespoir from martin miggs. some gryffindor made it. it is wicked i think.
(parent)| la_pensee @ 2003-08-23 10:28 pm UTC |
I rather think I ought to see Pansy and Millicent soon.
I suppose I should talk to Pansy and Millicent to see how things are.
Darling, you must really miss us. Come see us whenever you are able, though if you wait to long, Millicent and I will probably have to come kidnap you!
| potterstinks @ 2003-08-23 10:36 pm UTC |
Obviously I am sodding bored and I've not got anything to do all day while you and Millicent scamper about locking Weasleys into boxes and having lunches with them. Where's my lunch?
(parent)| la_pensee @ 2003-08-23 10:53 pm UTC |
Your lunch is waiting for you here, of course. I shall come get you immediately, and you may even stay the night with Millicent and I if you so wish, darling. We most certainly do not want you to be suffering from boredom.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-08-24 07:28 pm UTC |
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| petitemillicent @ 2003-08-25 01:44 am UTC |
Oh good, I should have known I was not alone in my confusion.
Balcony.
You coming?
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2003-08-25 01:47 am UTC |
WHAT SODDING BALCONY?! What are you talking about? I don't even know what I said.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2003-08-25 01:52 am UTC |
I sense you are still deeply rooted in the confusion.
Pansy's balcony.
Want breakfast?
M. B.
| petitemillicent @ 2003-08-25 03:46 am UTC |
Well then come over and we can think of one together.
M. B.
| petitemillicent @ 2003-08-25 06:48 am UTC |
As you can see, I've arrived and yet you're no longer present. I see you've left yourself logged in here, though. Is that Celestina Warbeck pornography on your desktop? I think I'll just go through your files while I wait.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2003-08-25 06:53 am UTC |
I haven't the time to wait for you all day, Millicent. Why did you leave your laptop unattended? Tsk, tsk.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2003-08-25 06:55 am UTC |
I can't imagine why you don't use this icon more often.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2003-08-25 06:57 am UTC |
This is rather rude of you, you realise. I Apparated all the way here and now you can't even be bothered to greet me with some hot towels and something to eat. To think, I sacrificed my yoghurt for this.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2003-08-25 06:58 am UTC |
THIS IS THE MOST HIDEOUS PHOTO OF YOU I'VE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, AND THAT'S SAYING QUITE A LOT.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2003-08-25 07:01 am UTC |
You'd better be getting me some slippers and a newspaper or something similar.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2003-08-25 07:02 am UTC |
And where, by the way, is Pansy? This is her house.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-25 07:14 am UTC |
She is in the reading room.
Could you ask her for some sanitary napkin?
I am near the kitchen and would like to minimise movement for now.
M. B.
| petitemillicent @ 2003-08-25 07:41 am UTC |
I'm not asking her for that. What is your mental handicap? Use a sock. I'm not staying here now.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-25 07:44 am UTC |
The least you can do is alert her.
If you leave I will make sure you bleed from the same place.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2003-08-25 08:00 am UTC |
I'm afraid that this conversation has caused me to throw myself into the Channel.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-25 08:07 am UTC |
Weasley should probably thank me for remembering his password in that case.
M. B.
| petitemillicent @ 2003-08-25 07:05 am UTC |
Since I'm so thoughtful, I think I'll simply change your desktop colours while I'm here.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2003-08-25 07:06 am UTC |
And where are Mr and Mrs Parkinson? Have you eaten them? I noticed you'd been putting on weight lately. Cannibalism is really rather tasteless, Millicent. Get it? Tasteless? Ha ha ha.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2003-08-25 07:09 am UTC |
If you don't appear soon, I'll be forced to do something drastic, such as looking for you myself. That sounds entirely too exhausting, so likely I'll just go back to bed.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2003-08-25 07:10 am UTC |
Good idea, Draco. You should have all the rest you can get. After all, it can't be easy being you.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-25 07:39 am UTC |
Oh do take your time.
It is not as if I am slowing dying of blood loss or anything.
I feel I should be surprised Weasley never changed his password.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2003-08-25 07:59 am UTC |
I'm not chopping anything if you keep wearing that ugly face.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-08-25 08:19 am UTC |
That's disgusting. Take it away.
If I'm on your laptop, how are you talking to me?
| petitemillicent @ 2003-08-25 08:22 am UTC |
Pansy's.
Do you need directions to the balcony?
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2003-08-25 08:41 am UTC |
No. I'm going back to the Manor and going back to bed. My eyes hurt from looking at your face for too long while logged in as you. Ta ta.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2003-08-25 08:47 am UTC |
I am going to punch a hole through your head, string a wooden stick through, and use you as my lantern next month.
M. B.
| arithmantra @ 2003-08-24 01:09 am UTC |
Hm. I do hope, Mr Malfoy, that you might consider feng-shui. It has done wonders for my pet tortoise. Why, he has even made a few new friends since clearing his mind that way.
| potterstinks @ 2003-08-24 02:36 am UTC |
Professor Vector, I've never been a tortoise in my life, so I'll not keep that in mind.
(parent)| potions_master @ 2003-08-24 02:34 am UTC |
Be grateful, Mr Malfoy, that Macnair did not extend to you the invitation to ogle his trophies. He has not yet mastered taxidermy, however this does not impede him from keeping the hobby.
Also: Do not mention the Yeti in his presence, unless you want to see a grown man cry.
Professor Snape
| potterstinks @ 2003-08-24 02:39 am UTC |
My Father said Macnair sleeps with real animal fur on his bed from the animals he's executed. I can't imagine he cleans them well.
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