potterstinks @ 2004-03-24 20:38:00

Current mood:enraged

I don't see why everyone in this castle is so extraordinarily sensitive. You'd think someone had been passing out oestrogen in potion form lately. Some people seem ready to fly off the handle at any given moment, as though it's everyone else's fault they're so fickle. I, for one, am quite tired of such people taking their fits out on the rest of us.

Take, for example, Macmillan acting as though the entire castle is at fault for Weasley's little poll. I certainly don't care about his personal life, and I especially don't care about Granger's, but he seems to think the entire castle does, in fact, care quite deeply. Never mind the fact that we've all made it clear that he's got the wrong impression. No, no. He's decided that we do and since, of course, no one can be correct but him, it all makes perfect sense in his minuscule brain. Evidently he thinks he's some sort of martyr, which shouldn't be a surprise to anyone. Have you ever noticed he acts as though you're offending him simply by being? As if you've caused him to suffer endlessly because you aren't acting like he'd rather.

It's ever so convincing, the way he pretends that he's just fine with the way you are, but of course, since you aren't an idiot, you can easily see that he's trying to change you to make himself feel better. Everything's quite, 'Oh, why do you do these things?', when of course prior to that it was always, 'Oh, of course I don't think you're someone you're not'. But, naturally, if he didn't think you were someone else, he wouldn't be surprised when you do 'these things', now would he? Personally, I don't need someone who would prefer to change all the parts of me that they don't like, as I like them just fine. In fact, I enjoy the way I am far more than I like the way anyone else is, so I happen to think everyone ought to change to suit me.

He's always bringing out the same arguments from TEN MONTHS AGO, making it quite clear that he doesn't believe a word I say, so why bother? Regardless of how many times I say one thing, he always believes what he wants to believe, so I think I'll just lie all the time from now on, as that would certainly be easier than anything else. Since I'm apparently such a 'prick', it shouldn't matter, now should it? Of course, it's not as though I've ever acted any other way, so I don't quite see the point in saying as much. Perhaps people are surprised to find that I do, in fact, stay quite the same person for years. How shocking.

In any case, I'll be passing on the oestrogen trend, so I shall be spending the majority of my time with oestrogen-free Millicent. When everyone else stops acting like imbeciles, perhaps I'll move to Hufflepuff, as that's about as likely.


Comments:

petitemillicent @ 2004-03-25 04:39 am UTC

You warm my ovaries.

I had no idea you had such a history with Ernie Macmillan.

M. B.


potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 04:44 am UTC

I had no idea you had ovaries.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-03-25 04:50 am UTC

I am saving them for you.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 04:52 am UTC

Oh, so I can practise juggling? How very thoughtful of you.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-03-25 04:53 am UTC

Yes.

Why are you a bitch today?

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 04:55 am UTC

Just because I don't want your ovaries, it doesn't mean I'm in any particular mood at the moment, now does it?

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petitemillicent @ 2004-03-25 04:58 am UTC

Yes, it does.

Bitch bitch bitch.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 05:00 am UTC

I'll thank you to go distract yourself with some food.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-03-25 05:03 am UTC

I thought you were going to spend time with me.

Was it all a lie?

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 05:05 am UTC

Not now. Surely you can wait until tomorrow.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-03-25 05:09 am UTC

Draco.

Do I need to get a cake again.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 05:13 am UTC

Why do you think I want food as constantly as you do? Lord, you would be the worst mother ever. 'Mummy, I've just had my hand ripped off by a hippogriff.' 'That is all right. We will put a pie on the stump.'

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petitemillicent @ 2004-03-25 05:14 am UTC

I did not mean to get pie crumbs in your hippogriff wound.

Let it go.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 05:17 am UTC

What are you talking about?

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petitemillicent @ 2004-03-25 05:19 am UTC

Nothing.

Come to the common room.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 05:23 am UTC

Why?

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petitemillicent @ 2004-03-25 05:26 am UTC

It is a surprise.

M. B.

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 05:28 am UTC

It is not. You're just trying to trick me into going to the common room so you can sit on me or something equally sadistic. No thank you. Go away.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-03-25 05:31 am UTC

You have ruined the surprise.

M. B.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-03-25 05:35 am UTC

I will just assume your silence means you are on your way.

M. B.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-03-25 05:47 am UTC

Well?

M. B.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-03-25 05:51 am UTC

Well.

M. B.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-03-25 06:05 am UTC

Did you leave to kill Macmillan?

M. B.

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erniemacmillan @ 2004-03-25 04:54 am UTC

Uh, sorry?


potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 04:56 am UTC

Who asked your opinion? Idiot.

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erniemacmillan @ 2004-03-25 04:59 am UTC

What the hell, man?

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 05:04 am UTC

One more comment and you'll find yourself missing an ear.

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turpinol @ 2004-03-25 05:44 am UTC

So what you're saying is that only girls are sensitive.


potterstinks @ 2004-03-26 05:56 am UTC

Why? Does that bother you?

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turpinol @ 2004-03-26 07:02 am UTC

Actually, it does.

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-26 07:11 am UTC

That's rather sensitive of you.

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turpinol @ 2004-03-26 07:16 am UTC

You can't call someone sensitive for reacting to sexism.

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-26 07:22 am UTC

You don't see any men upset about it, now do you?

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just_harry @ 2004-03-25 06:12 am UTC

Wow. Okay. So you've been waiting this whole time to say something? You know, I thought the conversation was over last week.

WHEN DID I SAY YOU SHOULD BE SOMEONE ELSE? EVER?


potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 06:16 am UTC

Oh, I don't know where I could've got that idea. Perhaps when you got sulky because I put a charm on Weasley's chair.

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just_harry @ 2004-03-25 06:19 am UTC

You forgot the part where you called Hermione a mudblood.

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 06:23 am UTC

I can see how that would be important. Since, as we all know, I've never called her a Mudblood before. I can imagine why you would be so terribly surprised. What ever was I thinking, pulling out a great shock like that unexpectedly?

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just_harry @ 2004-03-25 06:26 am UTC

Oh! Well! You've said it before! Then I guess I should have laughed and told you it was really funny!

You know, you haven't called her that in a really long time. It's not like I thought it was cool before either.

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 06:30 am UTC

Are you making a note of every time I call someone a Mudblood now? You're the one who went on and on about how you didn't think I was someone else, but evidently you did if you find it shocking that I'd call Granger a Mudblood.

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just_harry @ 2004-03-25 06:36 am UTC

No, I'm not. I just thought it was nice.

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 06:38 am UTC

Yes, I'm always doing such nice things for Granger. I can see how you'd think that was what I was doing. Only not, as I utilise logic.

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just_harry @ 2004-03-25 06:41 am UTC

I THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING IT BECAUSE OF ME. SORRY I WAS SO STUPID.

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 06:43 am UTC

Why would I want to do something like that?

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just_harry @ 2004-03-25 06:46 am UTC

I DON'T KNOW WHY I THOUGHT THAT.

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 06:49 am UTC

Perhaps for the same reason you thought I would start acting like another person if you waited long enough. Ever so sorry to disappoint, etc.

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just_harry @ 2004-03-25 06:53 am UTC

'He's always bringing out the same arguments from TEN MONTHS AGO, making it quite clear that he doesn't believe a word I say, so why bother? Regardless of how many times I say one thing, he always believes what he wants to believe, so I think I'll just lie all the time from now on, as that would certainly be easier than anything else.'

Are you talking about yourself there or what?

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 06:55 am UTC

YES, POTTER, THAT'S RIGHT. I ALWAYS SAY 'HE' WHEN I'M REFERRING TO MYSELF. IT'S THE NEW 'WE', DIDN'T YOU KNOW?

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just_harry @ 2004-03-25 06:57 am UTC

Well we would make alot more sense.

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 07:00 am UTC

No, it really wouldn't. You're the one who always resorts to bringing up the same things. 'Why, why, why?' Never mind how many times I answer, you keep asking as though anything I say isn't satisfactory. Why should I bother with it at all?

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just_harry @ 2004-03-25 07:05 am UTC

YOU ARE DOING THE EXACT! SAME! THING!

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 07:09 am UTC

I'm hardly doing the same thing at all, actually.

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just_harry @ 2004-03-25 07:14 am UTC

Yes you are!! You're the one who hears everything you want to hear! You just decide what you think and then THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS! BECAUSE YOU THINK SO! Even if I say it's not YOU KEEP SAYING IT IS! You're the one who keeps saying I want you to be someone else even though I TOLD YOU BEFORE I didn't!

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 07:17 am UTC

I WOULDN'T KEEP SAYING IT IF YOU WEREN'T WRONG. YOU OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T EXPECT ME TO KEEP CALLING GRANGER A MUDBLOOD AND NOW THAT I'VE DONE SO YOU'RE SURPRISED BECAUSE YOU EXPECTED ME TO DO SOMETHING ELSE. THEREFORE, YOU EXPECTED ME TO BE SOMEONE ELSE, WHICH IS CLEARLY THE SOMEONE ELSE YOU WOULD HAVE PREFERRED ME TO BE.

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just_harry @ 2004-03-25 07:20 am UTC

I KNEW YOU CALLED HER THAT A LONG TIME AGO! WHY WOULD I BE SURPRISED NOW?

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 07:25 am UTC

Well, you tell me, Potter, since you're the one who threw a fit about it.

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just_harry @ 2004-03-25 07:28 am UTC

I JUST TOLD YOU.

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 07:34 am UTC

Yes, you just told me that you assumed I would have stopped doing so for you. As though you expected me to stop doing something for you, which, by the way, is exactly the same as expecting me to change in some way for you. Since you expected this, it would imply that you were surprised when it didn't turn out to be true. And if you were surprised that I hadn't come to love Granger because of you, it would imply that you expected I would do something like becoming a different person and that you were surprised to find out that I wasn't. As I said, I am right.

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just_harry @ 2004-03-25 07:38 am UTC

That doesn't even make sense. Just because I knew you did it doesn't mean I'm going to suddenly like it now.

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 07:41 am UTC

Why not?

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just_harry @ 2004-03-25 07:43 am UTC

Because Hermione is my friend! Why would I? I can't believe you're actually confused. And when did I bring this up ten months ago?

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 07:46 am UTC

Oh, so it's just Granger, then? Well, in that case.

MUDBLOOD, MUDBLOOD, MUDBLOOD.

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just_harry @ 2004-03-25 07:48 am UTC

If you just want to pretend to be stupid, fine.

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 07:51 am UTC

At least I have to pretend.

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just_harry @ 2004-03-25 07:54 am UTC

That's really mature, Malfoy.

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 07:55 am UTC

Oh, so then, you thought I was a more mature person, too, I take it.

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just_harry @ 2004-03-25 07:57 am UTC

Actually I didn't.

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 07:58 am UTC

That works out rather nicely, doesn't it?

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just_harry @ 2004-03-25 08:04 am UTC

Yeah, sure. What am I bringing up from ten months ago? I'm kind of stupid, see.

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 08:07 am UTC

Oh, I really don't think you want me to clarify that here.

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just_harry @ 2004-03-25 08:09 am UTC

No. You're the person who posted to the journals about it. You can't decide not to talk about it here anymore.

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 08:13 am UTC

'WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS, MALFOY? WHY? I DON'T UNDERSTAND.'

'BECAUSE ETC.'

'NO, THAT ISN'T ENOUGH REASON FOR ME.'

'WELL, HERE IS A TEN MINUTE MONOLOGUE ANSWERING YOU.'

'WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS, MALFOY? WHY? SURELY YOU DON'T MEAN A WORD OF WHAT YOU JUST SAID AND IT WAS ONLY A TIME-FILLER.'

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just_harry @ 2004-03-25 08:17 am UTC

YOU ALWAYS SAY BECAUSE IT'S ME! THAT'S IT! THEN YOU CALL ME STUPID AND ACT LIKE YOU HATE ME. SO WHY SHOULD I THINK THAT'S YOUR REAL ANSWER?

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 08:20 am UTC

WELL, I'M TERRIBLY SORRY THAT ISN'T A GOOD ENOUGH ANSWER FOR YOU. I THOUGHT IT WAS QUITE EFFICIENT.

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just_harry @ 2004-03-25 08:24 am UTC

WELL! SORRY THAT I WONDER! SORRY THAT I JUST THINK IT'S WEIRD THAT YOU WOULD! I DON'T KNOW WHY I'D THINK THAT, SINCE ALL YOU DO IS ACT LIKE YOU HATE ME AND ALL. SORRY FOR GETTING THE RIGHT IMPRESSION THERE!

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 08:27 am UTC

Why should I bother saying anything to you at all?

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just_harry @ 2004-03-25 08:30 am UTC

I guess that's what I've been asking, but if you're asking it too then that's really an answer on it's own.

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 08:33 am UTC

What's that supposed to mean?

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just_harry @ 2004-03-25 08:35 am UTC

Why bother?

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missgranger @ 2004-03-25 08:37 am UTC

Exactly!

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just_harry @ 2004-03-25 08:38 am UTC

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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knight_to_h3 @ 2004-03-25 08:41 am UTC

HERMIONE!

BUTT OUT!

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 08:40 am UTC

Oh, that's all you have to say, then?

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just_harry @ 2004-03-25 08:42 am UTC

YOU SAID IT FIRST.

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 08:47 am UTC

Well, Granger's in agreement with you, so have fun arguing with her instead.

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just_harry @ 2004-03-25 08:50 am UTC

YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE ANGRY THAT I'D ARGUE WITH SOMEONE ELSE. ARE YOU HAVING FUN?

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 08:53 am UTC

No, actually, I'm just pointing out that your friend has come around to mention how pointless this all is, and since you're so noble in your efforts to defend Granger, clearly she must be correct.

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just_harry @ 2004-03-25 08:56 am UTC

If I agreed with Hermione why would I even be sitting here at the computer anymore?

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 08:58 am UTC

Given that you seem to be under the impression that you can convince me that I'm wrong, which is ridiculous, evidently it's because you're aiming to prove yourself right.

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just_harry @ 2004-03-25 09:03 am UTC

RIGHT ABOUT WHAT?

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 09:05 am UTC

What don't you want to be right about?

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just_harry @ 2004-03-25 09:07 am UTC

I never said I wanted to be right!

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 09:10 am UTC

One rarely does. I'm going to go sleep, pointlessly, in my pointless bed, so I can avoid this pointless conversation.

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just_harry @ 2004-03-25 09:13 am UTC

Great. Just stomp off.

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 09:16 am UTC

I haven't got anything better to do.

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just_harry @ 2004-03-25 09:20 am UTC

If that's what you think, Malfoy, fine.

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missgranger @ 2004-03-25 08:23 am UTC

Harry, you do know there's no point arguing with him.

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just_harry @ 2004-03-25 08:26 am UTC

Yeah, there is, so just stay out of it please.

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missgranger @ 2004-03-25 08:30 am UTC

I'm sorry, but I really think you should just give it up, or at least leave me out of it. I don't care what he calls me, and it's best to ignore attention-seekers anyway.

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just_harry @ 2004-03-25 08:31 am UTC

Well then maybe you should just ignore Ernie, too.

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missgranger @ 2004-03-25 08:36 am UTC

Excuse me? What's Ernie ever done to you? Anyway, Ron's already messed things up enough!

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just_harry @ 2004-03-25 08:38 am UTC

You're supposed to ignore attention seekers, aren't you? It's that easy, if I'm supposed to just ignore Malfoy. And Ron didn't mess anything up just because Ernie started yelling about not being able to work with you, if he hadn't said that you'd still be studying together.

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missgranger @ 2004-03-25 08:43 am UTC

Ernie is not an attention-seeker! Malfoy purposefully picks on people, for no reason, Ernie's not like that at all! Honestly! It just frustrates me that you and Malfoy are just capsing at each other and not actually talking any of it out at all!

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just_harry @ 2004-03-25 08:46 am UTC

I guess you just forgot about when Ernie and Justin called me queer. AND POSTED FISH. I'm sorry that Malfoy and I are frustrating you because I didn't realise I should just IGNORE him.

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missgranger @ 2004-03-25 08:48 am UTC

Well, all right, Harry, if this pointlessness is making you happy, then by all means!

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just_harry @ 2004-03-25 08:52 am UTC

Thanks for calling it pointless. That means alot.

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missgranger @ 2004-03-25 08:55 am UTC

Oh, Harry, really.

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just_harry @ 2004-03-25 08:56 am UTC

What?

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knight_to_h3 @ 2004-03-25 08:53 am UTC

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just_harry @ 2004-03-25 08:55 am UTC

Okay.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2004-03-25 08:40 am UTC

SHUT UP ABOUT IT ALREADY, AND DON'T DRAG ME INTO THIS!

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missgranger @ 2004-03-25 08:46 am UTC

Well, now you're making it sound like I'm babbling on and on about it or something.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2004-03-25 08:52 am UTC

Weeeeelll.

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 08:27 am UTC

Why are you here?

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missgranger @ 2004-03-25 08:31 am UTC

I'm not talking to you.

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 08:33 am UTC

Telling me that actually requires speaking to me, but frankly, I don't particularly care about you, so you needn't answer me.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-03-25 08:06 am UTC

Does this mean you were not talking about Macmillan?

I am shocked.

M. B.


potterstinks @ 2004-03-25 08:14 am UTC

Shut up, Millicent.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-03-25 08:17 am UTC

I love it when you take charge.

M. B.

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pinkstarsgirlie @ 2004-03-26 04:56 am UTC

I don't get why everyone is taking their anger out on others either ;_;


potterstinks @ 2004-03-26 05:55 am UTC

Oh, well. Let's be best friends.

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pinkstarsgirlie @ 2004-03-26 06:05 am UTC

Ok! ^_^ but no more using that mean icon! Try this one!

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-26 06:06 am UTC

Happy day.

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pinkstarsgirlie @ 2004-03-26 06:09 am UTC

That's more like it! ^____^ A little good cheer goes a long way! ^_~

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-26 06:17 am UTC

Shall we have tea, now that we're the best of friends?

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pinkstarsgirlie @ 2004-03-26 06:32 am UTC

Sounds fun! :D:D:D I can read your leaves for you!

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potterstinks @ 2004-03-26 06:35 am UTC

Splendid. My life will finally be whole.

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pinkstarsgirlie @ 2004-03-26 06:52 am UTC

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