| potterstinks @ 2004-04-30 12:17:00 |
| Current mood: | enraged |
First of all, the person or persons who broke my cane in half ought to come forward immediately.
Secondly, I fail to see justice in the fact that Dumbledore assigned me a detention for next week because I accidentally broke Brown's arm, while Potter only lost ten house points for breaking my nose. I've lost fifteen house points on top of that, and received a lecture from Professor Snape about how 'embarrassing' the whole thing was to Slytherin. Why is this considered embarrassing while beating me bloody on the train is considered 'cool'? You'll notice that I'm a Pureblood and Brown is a half-blood. It's rather strange, isn't it? That Hogwarts frowns upon damage to everyone but Purebloods, that is. If a Pureblood is injured, the headmaster seems to think that's suitable. I would go punch Nott just to see if I'd receive an award, since he's a Pureblood as well, but he's dissecting a mouse, so I'd rather not. Perhaps I can punch Millicent instead.
Speaking of Millicent, she got rather shirty with me yesterday because she fell over my cane. It's not my fault she's unable to walk. In fact, everyone got shirty with me because of it. I had a vague inkling that all of Hogwarts was this clumsy, but this has certainly exceeded my expectations.
Thirdly, I shall be going home to Malfoy Manor for Walpurgis Night this evening. My Mother's birthday is tomorrow, so I'm going to spend the evening here and have breakfast with her in the morning before returning to Hogwarts for the last Quidditch match of the year. The match is at half noon, so I expect everyone will be there. Today I intend to make certain that Millicent and Gross eat balanced meals, and I also plan for them to go to sleep at half eight this evening so they'll be in top form tomorrow. I've also put Millicent in charge of a practice this afternoon, since I won't be there, so as soon as Potions ends I expect the entire team to be on the pitch. I will know if anyone decides not to go because they think I won't notice, so I certainly wouldn't recommend it.
Now I shall go eat my lunch and ensure that Millicent and Gross eat theirs. Being a Quidditch captain is so taxing sometimes.
Oh, yeah. Lastly, whoever broke my cane in half would do well to return the missing pieces to me so I can put it back together. Don't think that just because I'm no longer a prefect I can no longer get into your dormitories.
Comments:
| potterstinks @ 2004-04-30 08:12 pm UTC |
It's supposed to be good for you, so you're going to drink it before you go to sleep.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2004-04-30 08:15 pm UTC |
Says who.
You will not be here.
Pansy will not make me drink it.
Thus, it is for the toilet.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2004-04-30 08:19 pm UTC |
I am the captain and that means you have to listen to me.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2004-04-30 08:38 pm UTC |
You are acting like a Quidditch captain again.
It is alarming.
I am laughing to hide my fear.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2004-04-30 08:43 pm UTC |
Did you think I was simply pretending that I was the captain all this time?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-04-30 08:56 pm UTC |
Why is it so difficult for you to admit that I'm a good Quidditch captain? Try to contain your envy.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2004-04-30 09:43 pm UTC |
It would be easier if you really were a good captain.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2004-04-30 09:45 pm UTC |
You do realise that I can remove you from the match tomorrow.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2004-04-30 09:48 pm UTC |
Are you going to be Beater and Seeker again?
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2004-04-30 09:50 pm UTC |
Considering that it's the last match, I don't see why not.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2004-04-30 10:00 pm UTC |
It is not as funny when you are prepared to smash your kneecap to be a good captain.
M. B.
| petitemillicent @ 2004-04-30 10:12 pm UTC |
Well.
You will have to e-mail me when you are home to see if I drank your eggs.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2004-04-30 10:18 pm UTC |
Actually, it doesn't matter if you do. The lunch I gave you was laced with a Protein Potion. Ta ta.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2004-04-30 10:20 pm UTC |
Sneaky.
Also, alliterative.
That is more like it.
M. B.
| petitemillicent @ 2004-04-30 08:14 pm UTC |
I am amazed at how much faith you have in me.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2004-04-30 08:18 pm UTC |
You haven't said yes or no, you realise. I assume this is your way of avoiding the fact that you've lost them.
(parent)| turpinol @ 2004-04-30 08:55 pm UTC |
Why are you surprised that someone broke your cane? You were cracking everyone in the ankles.
| potterstinks @ 2004-04-30 08:57 pm UTC |
Because it's my property, Turpin. As the Head Girl, don't you think you ought to concern yourself with the fact that someone broke it?
(parent)| turpinol @ 2004-04-30 09:02 pm UTC |
As the Head Girl I can tell you I don't really think it matters. No, your property shouldn't have been destroyed, but it should have been taken away from you. If you're looking for the splinters, they're probably in the rubbish, and I imagine it was intentional.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-04-30 09:19 pm UTC |
So does that mean the next time someone curses me, I can break their wand in half?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-04-30 09:26 pm UTC |
Why not? If someone curses my ankles, why shouldn't I be able to break their wand in two? If it's all right for my cane, I don't see why it shouldn't be the same for someone's wand. After all, they'd have injured me with it.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-04-30 09:35 pm UTC |
Why does that make a difference? It once belonged to Barberus Bragge, I'll have you know.
(parent)| turpinol @ 2004-04-30 09:44 pm UTC |
Because it would be more clever to use a cane that wasn't that valuable. I'm surprised it wasn't broken already. In fact, now I'm not even sure that it didn't break accidentally.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2004-04-30 09:46 pm UTC |
Don't be thick. It was quite sturdy. I wouldn't have used it otherwise.
(parent)| turpinol @ 2004-04-30 09:49 pm UTC |
I still don't think it's the sort of thing you should be using every day.
I'll take five points from the person who broke your cane, if you're willing to lose five points for hitting people with it in the first place.
| potterstinks @ 2004-04-30 09:52 pm UTC |
Why should I lose house points? I was merely trying to ascertain that everyone was wearing socks.
(parent)| turpinol @ 2004-04-30 09:55 pm UTC |
You know that was the worst lie in the world, don't you?
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