| purestblood @ 2003-02-09 22:32:00 |
| Current mood: | determined |
It appears that the debacle with Draco's late (and sadly lamented) owl is finally at an end. My poor Narcissa was simply beside herself but at last we and the Weasleys have reached a solution.
The sum total of all costs related to the replacement of Draco's owl was 6,997 galleons. However, one cannot put a price on the pain and suffering we Malfoys experienced at the loss of a beloved family member. Included in the costs were such errata as new robes for Narcissa to wear when meeting with Molly Weasley, new Italian leather gloves for Draco to help assuage the pain of his loss, and the price of a trip to Germany to choose a suitable owl for Draco, among other things.
Granted, to some that may seem a rather large sum. To the Weasleys, well, I'm sure that it cleaned out their savings, such as they may be. Nevertheless, we must always be prepared to pay the price for the misdeeds of our children. I am confident that Draco would never do anything that would incur any financial liability upon Narcissa or myself.
However, Mrs. Weasley came up with a brilliant solution, and all on her own. I marked the date in my calender for this momentous occasion. Young Mr. Weasley will be working around the castle, doing various jobs suited to his education and upbringing. Shoes need to be shined, lavatories scrubbed, silver polished, and portraits dusted. I'd also noted quite a few cobwebs and spider egg sacs that, no doubt, will be removed by our Mr. Weasley. Severus has agreed to oversee Mr. Weasley's first foray into the wonderful world of working, and I have every confidence that he will find just the right tasks that will allow Mr. Weasley to arise to his true potential. The field of food service is always looking for bright new talents such as Mr. Weasley.
I am off to Romania this weekend, as I have been called upon by My Lord to do some most intriguing work for him. Narcissa has arranged for some sort of etiquette weekend at the Manor while I am gone. I find it taxing to be in the presence of so much estrogen.
I must away now. My Lord calls me, and it is a call I cannot refuse. He requires me to dress as a muggle and watch the entrance to The Leaky Cauldron dressed as one experiencing domestic insufficiency. My admiration for and loyalty to My Lord grows every day with every task I perform.
Comments:
| potterstinks @ 2003-02-09 08:56 pm UTC |
Father,
I do believe there's a nest of spiders buried in the grandfather clock in the Slytherin common room that absolutely needs to be taken care of. Shall I let Professor Snape know so that he can add this to Weasley's list of tasks? I would hate for Weasley to not find enough work around the castle. Then he might not ever make enough money to pay us back. Of course, he could always pick up some janitorial work at the Hog's Head if he runs out of tasks.
I hope all goes well in Romania. Give my regards to Mother.
Your shining prince,
Draco
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-02-09 09:00 pm UTC |
SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP I'M NOT BLOODY DOING ANY WORK WITH SNAPE, SHUTUP!!!!
(parent)| purestblood @ 2003-02-09 09:08 pm UTC Re: |
Draco,
Once again you do me proud. It is so kind of you to try to educate Mr. Weasley as to the intricate beauty of our arachnid friends, and to help him overcome his phobias.
You are a credit to the Malfoys.
Your Father
| potterstinks @ 2003-02-09 09:12 pm UTC |
Father,
Of course, it seems Weasley doesn't appreciate any further education, which is of no surprise whatsoever, seeing as he hardly bothers with his standard education at Hogwarts. I suppose no one will ever be up to the Malfoys' standards.
| purestblood @ 2003-02-09 09:13 pm UTC Re: |
Draco,
You should apprise Severus of this situation immediately, yes. We mustn't allow Mr. Weasley to become disenchanted with his new role as a member of the labor force.
Keep up the excellent suggestions.
Your Father
