| purestblood @ 2003-07-03 19:06:00 |
| Current mood: | annoyed |
| Current music: | Hex-C: You Hexed Me All Night Long |
At last the summer is upon us. The Malfoys have not made their customary family trip as Narcissa wishes to discuss the "vibes" of all vacation possibilities with Hera Peligroso. I am a lucky man.
Draco's Apparation License test is scheduled for July 18, and I am confident he'll do well. It certainly helps to apparate when getting about the Manor, simply because walking from one wing to the other can be rather time-consuming and many of the portraits have, for some reason, taken extreme umbrage to my presence lately. However, for posterity, let me reassure all interested parties that my parents were, indeed, married and I have never had the slightest desire to engage in any sort of sexual activities with my mother.
Narcissa and I are donating money to St. Mungo's in memory of the unfortunate victims of the recent events at Hogwarts. As pillars of the wizarding community, it is important to set an example.
I have ordered several cases of vodka for Narcissa. She needs it. Ah. And it appears that Hera is gracing us with her presence again. I am overjoyed. Perhaps I shall see if the garden needs to be degnomed. She rarely ventures out there. Dacey has been instructed to keep Narcissa's martini glass full at all times, as I am certain she must be quite thirsty, what with entertaining Hera on so regular a basis.
Comments:
| jadedsirius @ 2003-07-03 11:02 pm UTC |
Your portraits insult you? I find this highly amusing. You cannot control your furniture? You're slipping, Looshie.
| purestblood @ 2003-07-04 12:01 am UTC |
You can't even keep your own godson in your possession. I hardly think the behavior of my portraits is any concern of yours.
(parent)| jadedsirius @ 2003-07-04 12:10 am UTC |
Let's not get into comparing parenting skills, shall we?
You posted about it, so that makes it fair game for me to comment upon.
| purestblood @ 2003-07-04 12:11 am UTC Re: |
Hm. Doesn't look like you'll be practicing your parenting skills anytime soon, does it?
(parent)| jadedsirius @ 2003-07-04 12:17 am UTC |
That's fitting, because it doesn't look like you've ever practised yours...
(parent)| purestblood @ 2003-07-04 12:20 am UTC Re: |
Why don't you stick to talking about things you actually have some experience of?
And I must ask, how is married life? Is that monogamy thing starting to chafe yet?