| purestblood @ 2003-07-25 11:35:00 |
| Current mood: | frustrated |
| Current music: | "Confundus", Nine Inch Wands |
I have been quite busy lately, what with streamlining the budget at the Ministry of Magic and Apparating about the various continents to provide Narcissa with the various foodstuffs she's been craving. I confess that the deep-fried Twinkies were actually rather tasty. They are a muggle treat, I believe, and I was treated to the best the muggle world has to offer while queueing up to partake of the dubious treat known as a funnel cake. Women with shorts so short that their asscheeks (as well as a good amount of pubic hair) were hanging out, curious tops known as "tube tops" which did nothing but illustrate the sagging shape of their pendulous and quite doughy breasts, bleached hair, and dentistry of the most uncertain provenance. I was grateful that the smell of stale grease masked the smell of the unwashed masses clamoring for treats at the carnival I attended.
The things I do for my wife.
However, upon my presentation of these and other offerings, she declared that she wasn't hungry and the sight of them turned her stomach.
I do believe she's gone up a dress size as well.
Mother warned me that marriage wouldn't be easy.
Comments:
| blondenarcissa @ 2003-07-25 08:47 pm UTC |
I've not gone up a dress size and I've merely lost interest in eating foods that contain calories. I don't know why in Merlin's name you would say such a thing, Lucius.
| purestblood @ 2003-07-25 08:51 pm UTC |
It's just an observation. You know you'd always be my Cissy no matter what your size, my darling, and I'd always be your dark Vlador.
(parent)| blondenarcissa @ 2003-07-25 08:56 pm UTC |
That may be so, dear, but I do not appreciate the insinuation that I have gained an ounce.
(parent)| purestblood @ 2003-07-25 09:02 pm UTC |
Narcissa, you've been eating fried pork rinds. Rinds which required me to Apparate to Alabama, no less. Have you ever been to Alabama? They eat their own young, Narcissa. Now how can you eat fried pork rinds, corn dogs, cotton candy, funnel cakes, frozen Ding-Dongs, Sno-balls, Corn Nuts, Beer Nuts, deep-fried Twinkies, turkey legs, sausage on a stick, frozen Milky Ways, nachos, Cheez Nips, seven layer dip, blooming onions, and hot fudge sundaes and not say you've gained an ounce, my darling?
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