| turpinol @ 2003-08-27 04:55:00 |
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And I almost forgot.
I got my Hogwarts letter last week, and I'm Head Girl this year. The only weird thing is that Professor McGonagall said that the Head Boy didn't want his name revealed because of privacy, or something. I don't really get it; isn't everyone going to know who it is when we get back to Hogwarts? Oh, well.
Comments:
| potterstinks @ 2003-08-27 01:31 am UTC |
Well, I hate to disappoint, but I'm afraid I've to break the news that I'm not Head Boy.
| turpinol @ 2003-08-27 01:33 am UTC |
That's really, really shocking, Malfoy. I mean, you only had your Prefect badge taken away from you, so why wouldn't you be Head Boy? Plus, I know how humble you are, so it really sounded like you when the letter mentioned how the Head Boy wanted to keep it to himself. Yes, this is surprising indeed. I will now reflect quietly.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-08-27 10:02 am UTC |
Yes, that's exactly it. Never mind that if I were Head Boy, I'd be obligated to uphold certain standards of behaviour, and since I'm not, I can still freely call you a foetid pig.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-08-27 10:15 am UTC |
Why are you flooding my inbox with this? I can't imagine why you're so concerned. How should I know? I haven't spoken to Potter since I left for holiday. Why do you think I know who the Head Boy is?
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-27 10:18 am UTC |
It was only two! Flooding, honestly. Well you're a Prefect, aren't you?!
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-08-27 10:19 am UTC |
Where have you been?
Commenting twice on the matter implies you have some sort of personal investment in finding out who the Head Boy is. Why is that, Weasel King?
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-27 10:24 am UTC |
Where have I been?! Looking for Harry like a normal FRIEND should, OBVIOUSLY! What is your problem?? I can't bloody want to know who Head Boy is now?!
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-08-27 10:26 am UTC |
I just don't see why you're so eager to know. You didn't think you might be Head Boy, did you? Poor Weasley. Get it? It's a double entendre. I slay me, I truly do.
I haven't been a Prefect for four months. If you've been looking for Potter all this time, you're worse off than I thought.
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-27 10:31 am UTC |
Why the sod would I think that?! Especially if Harry didn't get it and in case no one filled you in yet, Harry was missing for sodding ages AND you are a bloody liar.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-08-27 10:33 am UTC |
I realise Potter was missing. It was rather hard to avoid noticing, don't you think?
I'm not a liar. I really do slay me.
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-27 10:35 am UTC |
Yes you bloody are!! What you said before is a lie THAT MAKES YOU A LIAR, MALFOY
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-08-27 10:37 am UTC |
What? 'It's a double entendre.'? That's not a lie, that's just beyond your grasp, evidently.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-27 10:40 am UTC |
Oh playing dumb again, eh? Go on then I'll leave you to it, it's all you ever sodding do anyway!
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-08-27 10:42 am UTC |
Leave me to what?! What are you talking about? I've not lied once throughout this entire exchange, unless you count my sardonic sympathy.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-27 10:44 am UTC |
TO PLAYING DUMB!! USE YOUR EYES SOMETIMES WON'T YOU?! STOP REPLYING!!!
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-08-27 10:46 am UTC |
Are you referring to something I said five years ago? That seems rather like you, I feel.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-27 10:50 am UTC |
It wasn't FIVE YEARS ago, it wasn't even five MONTHS ago which just proves you're a liar even more. NOW STOP REPLYING I'VE TO COOK
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-08-27 10:52 am UTC |
So then you admit it wasn't something I said today, or even yesterday. Well, that's Weasley logic for you. Naturally I ought to know just what you're referring to.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-08-27 10:57 am UTC |
If you're playing vague, then I'll just find out via other means.
(parent)| hannahabbott @ 2003-08-27 01:50 am UTC |
Oh that is such lovely news, Lisa! We were almost deathly sure that it was going to be a Gryffindor so this is quite a surprise! Not to say that I don't think they deserve to be, but it's nice to see our Houses shine once in a while, don't you think? Oh anyway, congrats!
| turpinol @ 2003-08-27 02:29 am UTC |
Yeah, I suppose it is. Still, I probably don't really deserve it. It will be nice, though.
(parent)| hannahabbott @ 2003-08-27 03:27 am UTC |
Of course you deserve it! Among all the prefects, I had my metaphorical money on you!
(parent)| hannahabbott @ 2003-08-27 04:15 am UTC |
Somehow I think Professor Dumbledore might just pay you if you ask! ;D
(parent)| turpinol @ 2003-08-27 04:16 am UTC |
Maybe I should ask. I'll just say he ought to put me on the payroll. I'm sure he'll understand.
(parent) hannahabbott @ 2003-08-27 04:23 am UTC |
Well there you go, your first mission as Head Girl! Maybe the rest of the Prefects can get paid, too. Oh I probably shouldn't be thinking that's a great idea...
(parent)| turpinol @ 2003-08-27 04:26 am UTC |
Well, I can't see how being a prefect is a reward in and of itself. I mean, the only thing you really get out of being a prefect is using a separate lavatory. And a shiny badge. I broke mine and turned it into a hat, though.
(parent) hannahabbott @ 2003-08-27 04:35 am UTC |
Have you been to the common bathroom? I'd quite happily pay to use the Prefect's one! You broke your Head Girl badge already?? How large is it! A hat!
(parent)| turpinol @ 2003-08-27 06:05 am UTC |
No, not my Head Girl badge, my prefect's badge. I broke it last year so I put an expansion charm on it and turned it into a tin hat. It was kind of heavy, though.
(parent)| hannahabbott @ 2003-08-27 08:38 am UTC |
Aw did it hurt? If it did then it was worth it, my mum says.
(parent)| hannahabbott @ 2003-08-27 09:07 am UTC |
Well nobody really wants things to hurt, silly, but they still do, don't they? Especially heavy hats.
(parent)| turpinol @ 2003-08-27 10:00 am UTC |
Did you just make that comment just so you could say sigh and use your 'sigh' icon?
(parent)| turpinol @ 2003-08-27 06:04 am UTC |
Thank you, Parvati. That's a cute cat in a teacup. You don't see many of them these days, do you?
(parent)| divineparvati @ 2003-08-27 07:14 am UTC |
I, uh. I don't think you really See them at all, you know?
(parent)| divineparvati @ 2003-08-28 03:06 am UTC |
I just meant that it's Not like you find kittens in teacups just Randomly all the time, you Know?
(parent)| percyneedsalife @ 2003-08-27 10:10 am UTC |
Well, being Head Girl has to be bad enough, but ten times worse when Hermione Granger's in your year.
(parent)| percyneedsalife @ 2003-08-27 10:28 am UTC |
You really don't know Hermione, do you? How are you at Defence Against the Dark Arts? Own any amulets?
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