| wehaveseven @ 2003-08-30 10:50:00 |
| Current mood: |  nervous |
I am home now and no one's around.
Comments:
| percyneedsalife @ 2003-08-30 05:08 pm UTC |
What? Does that mean you're finally moving to Antarctica?
(parent)| perfectprefect @ 2003-08-30 05:20 pm UTC |
I was unaware that I was planning a relocation to Antarctica. It is highly unrealistic.
(parent)| perfectprefect @ 2003-08-30 05:01 pm UTC |
Mother,
I am in the middle of an attempt to iron things out with this ridiculous programme George and Frederick have got me enrolled in; however, I am free this evening, and if you would like I could bring Miss Clearwater over for dinner.
Fondly,
Percy
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-30 05:32 pm UTC |
COME BACK PERCE, I'M IN YOUR FLAT. I GOT AN APPARATION EXAM SLOT FOR TODAY, WILL YOU COME WITH ME?
(parent)| perfectprefect @ 2003-08-30 05:37 pm UTC |
Ah! Superlative! Naturally I shall accompany you to your Apparation exam.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-30 05:39 pm UTC |
THANKS PERCIVAL!! Hurry! What should I do now?? Should I practice the last thing you taught me??
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-30 05:44 pm UTC |
That doesn't answer my question, does it PERCE?? I'm going to end up losing my head and a kidney during the exam, I know it
(parent)| perfectprefect @ 2003-08-30 05:50 pm UTC |
If you lose a kidney, I am relatively certain that it could be easily replaced. I believe you ought to practise staying calm; you are much more likely to Splinch if you are nervous.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-30 05:51 pm UTC |
Practise staying calm huh. Where do you hide your alcohol?
(parent)| percyneedsalife @ 2003-08-30 05:53 pm UTC |
I bet he keeps vodka in the water bottles. He knows all the tricks.
(parent)| wehaveseven @ 2003-08-30 06:01 pm UTC |
Well you really are more of a Percival, Percy dear, if only we'd known we would've given you a longer name!
(parent)| wehaveseven @ 2003-08-30 05:59 pm UTC |
Oh good! Your father and I want to take you all out for dinner so if you're taking Ronnie for his Apparation exam you can just send Penny over to the Burrow in case you get back late. I'm so glad you're taking Ron, I love you Percy!
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-30 05:35 pm UTC |
Hullo Mum! It's about time, I say! I'll be home tonight with Percy, GOT MY APPARATION EXAM TODAY!!! Professor Lupin paid me for running some errands, I said there's no need but, you know, it was just enough to book for the exam. IF I FAIL IT'S PERCY'S FAULT BYE BYE
| perfectprefect @ 2003-08-30 05:40 pm UTC |
Ronald, do not be ridiculous. I highly doubt that you will fail.
Sternly,
Percy
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-30 05:43 pm UTC |
What if I do?! You'll Apparate home and I'll have to walk and my dinner'll be all cold!!
(parent)| percyneedsalife @ 2003-08-30 05:48 pm UTC |
Why do you think I offered? Do you think I wanted Dad's cooking?
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-30 05:49 pm UTC |
As if mum would let you touch my food! You'll need to be Fred to be able to finish ALL of mum's cooking, you know!
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-30 05:50 pm UTC |
Oh bloody hell, you're Fred. LEAVE MY FOOD ALONE FRED
(parent) knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-30 06:05 pm UTC |
Well Bill wouldn't do this, would he! He was Head Boy! Don't want me mistaking you for Head Boy now, do you!
(parent)| percyneedsalife @ 2003-08-30 06:08 pm UTC |
Don't be fooled by the badge! Bill might've been Head Boy but he still stole my Christmas crackers last year.
(parent)knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-30 06:09 pm UTC |
You left it out for him to steal!!! It turned his hands into feet!!!
(parent)| percyneedsalife @ 2003-08-30 06:17 pm UTC |
It's the thought that counts! He stole it with malice.
(parent)| wehaveseven @ 2003-08-30 06:25 pm UTC |
You lot really should stop arguing because today is a beautiful day, you know!!!
(parent)| wehaveseven @ 2003-08-30 06:00 pm UTC |
Well you're not getting either, tell George I expect both of you here tonight so we can all go out to dinner like a family.
(parent)| percyneedsalife @ 2003-08-30 06:03 pm UTC |
Excellent! I'll just collect some things I want Ginny to try out before we start marketing.
(parent)| wehaveseven @ 2003-08-30 05:57 pm UTC |
Well come home quickly when you're done, your father and I want to take you all out to dinner for a treat.
GOOD LUCK, MY BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY!!!
 knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-30 06:00 pm UTC |
Woah, really??? Now I really have to pass! Later, mum! And stop calling me that!!
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