wehaveseven @ 2003-04-21 06:20:00

Current mood:furious

PERCIVAL WEASLEY WHEN I GET AHOLD OF YOU YOU'RE GOING TO WISH YOU'D NEVER COME HOME FOR EASTER!!!! SNEAKING OUT OF THE HOUSE LIKE A CHILD, A CHILD PERCY, AND LEAVING A NOTE ON YOUR FATHER'S FACE YOU KNOW YOUR FATHER TOSSES IN HIS SLEEP IT FELL BEHIND THE BED AND IF I HADN'T KICKED YOUR FATHER OUT OF BED WE WOULD NEVER HAVE FOUND IT! RUNNING OFF LIKE THAT YOU COULD'VE BEEN HURT! HOW WAS I TO KNWO WHERE YOU WERE, NO CONSIDERATION WHATSOEVER!

FRED! GEORGE! IF I COME UP THERE AND YOU'RE STILL AWAKE I'M SEARCHING YOUR ROOM FROM TOP TO BOTTOM AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO POOR PERCY?

PERCY!!!! YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE YOUNG MAN! I'M OWLING PENELOPE RIGHT NOW AND IF SHE DOESN'T TALK SOME SENSE INTO YOU I'LL OWL MINISTER FUDGE AND TELL HIM YOU CAN'T COME INTO WORK TOMORROW BECAUSE YOUR MUMMY IS WORRIED ABOUT YOU, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? HMM PERCY?

AND YOU, CHARLIE, DUNKING HIS HEAD IN THE TOILET ARE YOU FIVE?

AND ARTHUR I'M SURE THIS IS YOUR FAULT SO I HOPE THAT ISN'T YOUR HAND I SEE SNEAKING OVER TO THE SCONES!

Oh, my poor baby! PERCY IF YOU DON'T OWL ME IMMEDIATELY


Comments:

perfectprefect @ 2003-04-21 03:25 am UTC

Oh, hello, Mother. Is your morning going well?



wehaveseven @ 2003-04-21 03:26 am UTC

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(parent)
knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-21 03:28 am UTC

OWL MINISTER FUDGE, MUM!! HAHAHA!!

(parent)

wehaveseven @ 2003-04-21 03:29 am UTC

YOU STAY OUT OF THIS, OR I'LL OWL PROFESSOR SNAPE FOR YOU.

(parent)

wehaveseven @ 2003-04-21 03:27 am UTC

OWL! NOW!

NO LOVE!
MUM!

(parent)

wehaveseven @ 2003-04-21 03:28 am UTC

AND DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK LIKE YOU'RE PRETENDING NOTHING'S HAPPENED BECAUSE I KNOW THAT LOOK PERCIVAL I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING!

(parent)

wehaveseven @ 2003-04-21 03:33 am UTC

SEVENTEEN HOURS IN LABOUR, AND NOT EVEN A PROPER GOODBYE! NO HUGS! NO WAVES! NO KISS KISS! NO! LOVE! PERCY YOU HAD BETTER HIDE!

(parent)

wehaveseven @ 2003-04-21 03:40 am UTC

'Gone to work. See you next year.
Fondly,
Percy'

SOME NOTE, PERCY!!!


percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-21 05:38 am UTC

Isn't the Ministry closed for Easter Monday, then?



perfectprefect @ 2003-04-21 07:24 am UTC

There is always work to be done.

(parent)
percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-21 09:34 am UTC

WE AREN'T DOING ANYTHING, HONEST, MUM.