wehaveseven: No subject.

Current mood:	thoughtful
Current music:	Dear wife, humming her little tune.

Busy days at the Ministry, busy days indeed. Recently got in a disherwasher enchanted to aim saucers at head of person who opens it. Quite fascinating contraption, really, currently trying to convince wife of extreme usefulness of disherwasher at Burrow. Wife not too thrilled. "But look!" I say to wife. "Disherwasher useful; can washer many thinger!" Did my scout around on the WWW (bloody nifty thinger, I'll say that much for it!) and found many thinger that are disherwasher safer. Er, safe. Most fascinated by particular plug - not any kind of plug, apparently this is a but! plug!! Not entirely sure of context. Someone says "NO!" and you say "but! plug!??" - possible? BUT! Useful word, that. Wife hears it a lot, sorry to say.

Recently found stack of chocolate eggs in garden. Not sure if wife left these for gnomes or children; thinking latter as wife not too fond of gnomes. Wife also not too fond of children from time to time, but more likely wife not too fond of husband, aka self. Not point - hoarded chocolate; now found in top drawer under neatly folded clean socks and thingers. Children not likely go looking for chocolate there; v. clever, Weasley.

Have removed duck tape from ceiling. Took long time; have sore arms; all not in vain as have realised duck tape + staples = STILL bit of sticky mess, actually. Blast and bugger; must start afresh with masky tape and staples. Am positive staples are necessary tool, as stapler looks too flash to chuck in compost heap. Not sure plastic would break down in compost anyway. Must find out.

Speaking without pronouns much fun. Also loss of other words for sentence-forming; have gained use of ; thinger. Believe looking stylish; much trendsetting. Can't get past a Weasley. Am missing exclamation mark, though. Will let ; thinger go and return to pronouns in near future. Say five minutes.

- ;Arthur.

PS. Harry, please let the wife and I know if you got the package in the post this morning, never can rely on Errol, and the stapler is a little heavier than what the poor old chap's used to, what with the scones as well. Saved those from the kids on the holidays - Molly's best batch yet, I reckon. Chin up, sport, nothing we Weasleys haven't dealt with before either, mind. Give us a holler about those rubber ducks when you've got the time? -Mr. Weasley.