wehaveseven @ 2003-06-08 08:10:00 |
Current mood: | awake |
Current music: | Arthur snoring and shaking the house |
Hello hello!
Well I've just been up early cleaning today, term at Hogwarts is almost over you know and I get my little Ginny and Ron all summer. Now nothing against you Harry, darling or Mr Lupin but Ron's not going gallavanting around all summer! A trip here and there is fine but I'd like to spend some time with my son for once when my entire house is EMPTY ALL YEAR. Oh, except Arthur of course.
Percy came to dinner last night with his girlfriend Penelope and, we had a nice long chat. My darling Percy really is all grown up, why it seems like just yesterday when he was getting stuck in his father's rain boots, came up to his hips you know and he couldn't get out of them and then the poor lad just toppled right over and hit his little head on the table, never was really the same after that. It's a bit hard having dinner with Arthur and Percy, mind, everything's "fascinating this!" and "fascinating that!" Of course Arthur's usually talking about tellyvision and Percy's talking about something I can't pronounce, but he gets it from his father you know. Penelope and I slipped off to the kitchen eventually and let Arthur and Percy have their two seperate conversations together.
I've just been to Ron's room and this little chap called Joey Jenkins on his wall started yelling at me that I was commiting a foul! Really Ronald that's just not very polite. All I wanted to do was find that pile of shorts I know you've got hiding in there, you never let me clean your shorts till it's too late and I shudder to think what's coming home in your trunk so I thought, Well just let me get some clean shorts ready for him for summer, but Ron must've hidden them really well this time because they weren't even under his mattress but I wish I hadn't gone under there.
Now Ginny precious where are you, I haven't seen you around lately and you know using these diaries well it makes me nervous for you and all, so just check in with Mummy so she knows you're all right. And don't forget to wash between your legs! YOU TOO RONALD! In fact George I know you're grown up and all but you've always been lazy about that so don't think I'm above reminding you either.
Comments:
wehaveseven @ 2003-06-08 09:50 am UTC |
WELL I'M SURE THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR SHORTS, HONESTLY!
(parent) knight_to_h3 @ 2003-06-08 09:53 am UTC Re: |
THAT'S NOT THE POINT MUM!!!!!! GINNY IS TOO SHOCKED TO SPEAK RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!
(parent)wehaveseven @ 2003-06-08 09:59 am UTC |
WELL IF THEY'RE SO CONCERNED ABOUT BETWEEN YOUR LEGS THAN I WANT TO HAVE A BLOODY TALK WITH THEM!
(parent) knight_to_h3 @ 2003-06-08 10:43 am UTC Re: |
Mum!!! You could just OWL US INSTEAD OF POSTING HERE, YOU KNOW???
(parent)wehaveseven @ 2003-06-08 10:46 am UTC |
But it's so convenient! Besides, I might forget and send it in a howler instead of regular post.
(parent)wehaveseven @ 2003-06-08 10:50 am UTC |
Well the next time I want you to stop leaving me shorts with yellow waistbands that's what I'll do instead of posting here!!
(parent)wehaveseven @ 2003-06-08 10:53 am UTC |
IT WOULDN'T BE IF YOU WASH IT ONCE IN AWHILE WOULD IT?! HONESTLY, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM!
(parent) knight_to_h3 @ 2003-06-08 10:54 am UTC Re: |
DON'T LOOK UNDER MY BED MUM!!!!!!!!! IT'S MY BED!!!
(parent)wehaveseven @ 2003-06-08 10:58 am UTC |
ACTUALLY IT'S BILL'S BED YOU KNOW, IT USED TO BELONG TO YOUR FATHER AND I, WEHRE DO YOU THINK BILL CAME FROM? THERE'S NO NEED TO GET CROSS!
(parent)wehaveseven @ 2003-06-08 11:16 am UTC |
I'M JUST TRYING TO BE COOL, RON >:O DON'T YOU WANT A WICKED MUM >:O
(parent)wehaveseven @ 2003-06-08 11:34 am UTC |
AND LITTLE BUTTONS ON THE CROAJDF;ASD;FAJ;SFAJSDFJJFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
(parent)wehaveseven @ 2003-06-08 11:34 am UTC |
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFDAFASDFA
UNDER CONTROL, RONALD.
wehaveseven @ 2003-06-08 11:41 am UTC |
A WHATCAM! NOCAM! THEY'VE FROZEN OUT YOUR MOTHER'S PICTURES BECAUSE IT APPEARS WE FORGOT TO PAY OUR ACCOUNT WHICH SEEMS TO MEAN SHE CAN'T COMMENT ANYMORE. WELL DONE, SON!
(parent) knight_to_h3 @ 2003-06-08 11:42 am UTC Re: |
ANYTIME DAD!
CAN YOU GO AND HIDE ALL THE HOWLERS IN THE HOUSE???
wehaveseven @ 2003-06-08 11:44 am UTC |
GOT TO GO, RONALD, YOUR MOTHER'S FOUND THE PLUGS. DARK TIMES, SON, DARK TIMES.
(parent)percyneedsalife @ 2003-06-08 11:48 am UTC |
DON'T FORGET THE ENTIRE WORLD CAN READ THIS, MUM. >:0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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