wehaveseven @ 2003-06-08 08:10:00

Current mood: awake
Current music:Arthur snoring and shaking the house

Hello hello!
Well I've just been up early cleaning today, term at Hogwarts is almost over you know and I get my little Ginny and Ron all summer. Now nothing against you Harry, darling or Mr Lupin but Ron's not going gallavanting around all summer! A trip here and there is fine but I'd like to spend some time with my son for once when my entire house is EMPTY ALL YEAR. Oh, except Arthur of course.

Percy came to dinner last night with his girlfriend Penelope and, we had a nice long chat. My darling Percy really is all grown up, why it seems like just yesterday when he was getting stuck in his father's rain boots, came up to his hips you know and he couldn't get out of them and then the poor lad just toppled right over and hit his little head on the table, never was really the same after that. It's a bit hard having dinner with Arthur and Percy, mind, everything's "fascinating this!" and "fascinating that!" Of course Arthur's usually talking about tellyvision and Percy's talking about something I can't pronounce, but he gets it from his father you know. Penelope and I slipped off to the kitchen eventually and let Arthur and Percy have their two seperate conversations together.

I've just been to Ron's room and this little chap called Joey Jenkins on his wall started yelling at me that I was commiting a foul! Really Ronald that's just not very polite. All I wanted to do was find that pile of shorts I know you've got hiding in there, you never let me clean your shorts till it's too late and I shudder to think what's coming home in your trunk so I thought, Well just let me get some clean shorts ready for him for summer, but Ron must've hidden them really well this time because they weren't even under his mattress but I wish I hadn't gone under there.

Now Ginny precious where are you, I haven't seen you around lately and you know using these diaries well it makes me nervous for you and all, so just check in with Mummy so she knows you're all right. And don't forget to wash between your legs! YOU TOO RONALD! In fact George I know you're grown up and all but you've always been lazy about that so don't think I'm above reminding you either.


Comments:


knight_to_h3 @ 2003-06-08 09:15 am UTC

MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


wehaveseven @ 2003-06-08 09:43 am UTC

RON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-06-08 09:49 am UTC
Re:

OTHERS CAN READ THIS MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-06-08 09:50 am UTC

WELL I'M SURE THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR SHORTS, HONESTLY!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-06-08 09:53 am UTC
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THAT'S NOT THE POINT MUM!!!!!! GINNY IS TOO SHOCKED TO SPEAK RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-06-08 09:59 am UTC

WELL IF THEY'RE SO CONCERNED ABOUT BETWEEN YOUR LEGS THAN I WANT TO HAVE A BLOODY TALK WITH THEM!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-06-08 10:05 am UTC
Re:

...

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wehaveseven @ 2003-06-08 10:07 am UTC

What???

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-06-08 10:17 am UTC
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>:0

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wehaveseven @ 2003-06-08 10:18 am UTC

IS THAT ANY WAY TO TALK TO YOUR MOTHER? >:O

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-06-08 10:43 am UTC
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Mum!!! You could just OWL US INSTEAD OF POSTING HERE, YOU KNOW???

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wehaveseven @ 2003-06-08 10:46 am UTC

But it's so convenient! Besides, I might forget and send it in a howler instead of regular post.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-06-08 10:48 am UTC
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NOT THE HOWLERS MUM NO HOWLERS!!!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-06-08 10:50 am UTC

Well the next time I want you to stop leaving me shorts with yellow waistbands that's what I'll do instead of posting here!!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-06-08 10:52 am UTC
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IT WASN'T YELLOW!!!!!!!!!!!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-06-08 10:53 am UTC

IT WOULDN'T BE IF YOU WASH IT ONCE IN AWHILE WOULD IT?! HONESTLY, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-06-08 10:54 am UTC
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DON'T LOOK UNDER MY BED MUM!!!!!!!!! IT'S MY BED!!!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-06-08 10:58 am UTC

ACTUALLY IT'S BILL'S BED YOU KNOW, IT USED TO BELONG TO YOUR FATHER AND I, WEHRE DO YOU THINK BILL CAME FROM? THERE'S NO NEED TO GET CROSS!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-06-08 11:00 am UTC
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BILL'S NOT USING THAT BED ANYMORE, IS HE MUM!!!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-06-08 11:08 am UTC

MIND YOUR ATTITUDE, MISTER!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-06-08 11:09 am UTC
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BUT IT'S TRUE!!!!

MUM WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-06-08 11:16 am UTC

I'M JUST TRYING TO BE COOL, RON >:O DON'T YOU WANT A WICKED MUM >:O

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-06-08 11:18 am UTC
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POSTING ABOUT SHORTS IS NOT COOL!!!!!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-06-08 11:28 am UTC

I think your shorts are cool >:O

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-06-08 11:29 am UTC
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>:o >:o >:o

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wehaveseven @ 2003-06-08 11:30 am UTC

Some have cowboy hats, what's uncool about that????

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-06-08 11:32 am UTC
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>:o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-06-08 11:34 am UTC

AND LITTLE BUTTONS ON THE CROAJDF;ASD;FAJ;SFAJSDFJJFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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wehaveseven @ 2003-06-08 11:34 am UTC

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFDAFASDFA

UNDER CONTROL, RONALD.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-06-08 11:35 am UTC
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HOORAY DAD!!!!!!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-06-08 11:37 am UTC

NOW WHAT'S THIS ABOUT DETENTION RONALD.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-06-08 11:39 am UTC
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SO DAD I HEAR YOU'RE GETTING A WHATCAM

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wehaveseven @ 2003-06-08 11:41 am UTC

A WHATCAM! NOCAM! THEY'VE FROZEN OUT YOUR MOTHER'S PICTURES BECAUSE IT APPEARS WE FORGOT TO PAY OUR ACCOUNT WHICH SEEMS TO MEAN SHE CAN'T COMMENT ANYMORE. WELL DONE, SON!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-06-08 11:42 am UTC
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ANYTIME DAD!

CAN YOU GO AND HIDE ALL THE HOWLERS IN THE HOUSE???

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wehaveseven @ 2003-06-08 11:44 am UTC

GOT TO GO, RONALD, YOUR MOTHER'S FOUND THE PLUGS. DARK TIMES, SON, DARK TIMES.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-06-08 11:46 am UTC
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BYE BYE DAD!

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-06-08 11:48 am UTC

DON'T FORGET THE ENTIRE WORLD CAN READ THIS, MUM. >:0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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pe_eee_ee_eeves @ 2003-06-08 12:38 pm UTC

LAZY, HAZY, LETS CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF