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split_chick @ 2003-04-30 08:34:00 |
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Mood: 
amused
*laughs*
Oh my. Isn't this interesting. Not only is there a community for people pretending to be Hogwartians, but there is also a community that is acting as a fandom to it. *is amused* I find it interesting, however, that Muggles have created a Hogwarts so different from the one in reality. Honestly, H/D? Cute as it is in Nocturne_Alley, I don't ever see it happening in real life. And why is everyone gay at Hogwarts? (well, almost everyone...) I'm certain there are some gay people at Hogwarts, but not THAT many. And since when is Sirius Black a professor?
Anyway, 'tis an interesting community, and makes for a very amusing read. (Although I showed it to Draco and he was considerably less pleased.... Hehe.) I do believe I shall follow it from now on.
~*~
Aurora
PS--Who is this Mandy Brocklehurst of whom you speak? And...Soblessa? I don't know them. Oh...are they original characters? Interesting, that.
Comments:
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jgoreham @ April 30 2003, 06:02:55 UTC |
She is, but I'm not sure about Soblessa,actually; and I'm stuck here in the city with my Harry Potter books all at my parent's house in the country =/
(parent)| cirakaite @ April 30 2003, 06:06:37 UTC |
Soblessa is, IIRC, an original character. I'm not totally sure, but I don't think that any girls from Colin/Ginny's year are actually named in canon.
(parent)| jlh @ April 30 2003, 07:43:33 UTC |
They aren't.
Most of the minor characters we have in canon are from Harry overhearing the sorting hat. In CoS, of course, Harry and Ron miss the ceremony entirely. Therefore, we don't have any canon characters in Ginny/Colin's year except the ones who actually interact with Harry--Colin, because he's just that pushy, and Ginny for obvious reasons.
In fact, most Ginnyfic has to create a few OCs for her to room with and be friends with. So NA really isn't unusual in doing that. However, you'll note that Soblessa doesn't have a journal.
| zorb @ April 30 2003, 07:58:38 UTC |
In fact, most Ginnyfic has to create a few OCs for her to room with and be friends with.
Unless it's one of those "Ginny got moved up a year because she was sooooo smart!!!!11!" fics, in which case, it generally sucks (I have yet to see a good one). OCs in Ginny's year are infinitely preferable to making her bestest buddies with the Trio out of the blue.
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jgoreham @ April 30 2003, 06:18:15 UTC |
Hmmm, actually, I take it back. Neither of them are listed in the Harry Potter Lexicon, which as far as I'm concerned, is the next closest thing to actually re-reading Harry Potter... unless I can't read or something. But I don't see either of them listed =^^=;; And I don't know if I dare say the Lexicon is wrong, because if it isn't, then I'll probably get beat up...
Slightly off topic, but this is neat... http://www.i2k.com/~svderark/lexicon/ho
| notapipe @ April 30 2003, 06:30:51 UTC |
Mandy Brocklehurst is Canon. From PS (don't know what version, it's a text version I use soley to look stuff up):
"Brocklehurst, Mandy" went to Ravenclaw too, but "Brown, Lavender"
became the first new Gryffindor, and the table on the far left exploded
with cheers; Harry could see Ron's twin brothers catcalling.
| notapipe @ April 30 2003, 06:33:53 UTC |
Other Canon names that no one pays attention to:
There weren't many people left now. "Moon" "Nott" "Parkinson" then a
pair of twin girls, "Patil" and "Patil" then "Perks, Sally-Anne" and
then, at last -- "Potter, Harry!"
And, MacDougal, Morag whom I didn't know existed until I read Underwater Light.
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jgoreham @ April 30 2003, 06:34:20 UTC |
Yearrrrrrrg why aren't I packing/moving right now?
Thanks =)
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jgoreham @ April 30 2003, 06:33:12 UTC |
Yearrrg Mandy's just on a different list (http://www.i2k.com/~svderark/lexicon/w
| notapipe @ April 30 2003, 06:36:03 UTC |
Soblessa isn't canon (book at least), I just checked the texts. (yay for warez text files, I don't even have to move to pick the books up!)
(parent)| colin__creevey @ April 30 2003, 11:32:33 UTC |
SOBLESSA IS REAL!!!!! She's my Girlfriend!!!! >:0!!
(parent)| milenalupin @ April 30 2003, 12:24:27 UTC |
Oh, Colin, just try to listen for once, will you?
- Nobody said she wasn't real. "Not canon", maybe.
*pats*
Now, hush, there's a Potter merchandise request in your mailbox.
| notapipe @ April 30 2003, 15:37:44 UTC |
Of course she's real. She just lives in Canada, right?
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split_chick @ May 3 2003, 15:03:20 UTC |
Interesting icon, btw. Took me awhile to get it, though....
(parent)| notapipe @ April 30 2003, 06:42:03 UTC |
*wants to criticize something*
How about the whole "H/D is cute in Nocturne_Alley" thing? That's a bald-faced lie, right?
What about "acting as a fandom"? Huh? Huh?
*bounces around like a homocidal hyper ferret (imagine a cross between Kiki and Draco)*
| notapipe @ April 30 2003, 06:45:32 UTC Because I like replying to my own comments |
Wait, is this our cue to start RPing our nraged personas?
There wasn't enough armor in that post. Or nipples, or sheilds, or similies, or armor. Everyone admire my Guernica-colored eyes, which shine like the sun in the morning when the birds begin to sing and the farmer goes out to tend to his feilds and the owls and the bats retreat into their trees and caves to await the coming of the next night.
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jgoreham @ April 30 2003, 06:51:59 UTC Re: Because I like replying to my own comments |
+ 20 HP for defeating the troll!!!
(parent)| notapipe @ April 30 2003, 06:59:07 UTC Re: Because I like replying to my own comments |
I search the body of the troll for valuables.
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jgoreham @ April 30 2003, 06:54:31 UTC I like replying to myself too! |
I like replying to my own comments too, but I try to remember to use different icons each time, so that it doesn't look like I'm replying to myself ;)
(parent)| heinous_bitca @ April 30 2003, 07:25:54 UTC |
*bounces around like a homocidal hyper ferret (imagine a cross between Kiki and Draco)*
*tries*
*head explodes*
| milenalupin @ April 30 2003, 07:30:43 UTC |
Ack.
Minion of the Dark Lord, are we? - Ordered to rid The Real Hogwarts (TM) of the NrAged-Muggles?
| greenapricot @ April 30 2003, 07:27:43 UTC |
imagine a cross between Kiki and Draco
Wow, scary. But scarier still, I think, would be Draco and Bun Bun teaming up to reek havoc (although, Draco probably wouldn't want to have anything to do with talking homicidal muggle rabbits).
| notapipe @ April 30 2003, 07:31:39 UTC |
That's probably a good idea. Bun Bun can take on EvilClone!Aylee, Hogwarts wouldn't stand a chance against him.
(parent)| heinous_bitca @ April 30 2003, 12:56:56 UTC |
Wow, scary. But scarier still, I think, would be Draco and Bun Bun teaming up to reek havoc (although, Draco probably wouldn't want to have anything to do with talking homicidal muggle rabbits).
I can see Bun-Bun with a little wizard's hat and a wand. It scares me.
Love the parody Pete did, tho. Had a Snapekin icon and a Ms. Hootchie-Kootchie one at one time.
| notapipe @ April 30 2003, 15:43:15 UTC |
The wall behind my computer is currently decorated with the the results of my viewing the multi-media flash thingy from the end of the parody. I have a very nice red spot pattern from when I laughed so hard that I sprayed Snapple Fire very far and very wide. I like it.
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jgoreham @ April 30 2003, 06:49:05 UTC |
Yearrrrg ground your bones to make my bread, I will!
Isn't that giants?
| notapipe @ April 30 2003, 06:58:04 UTC |
*heart is lead, and stomach's stone, and he's really scared being alone. Now he misses all the things he knows and the world he left and little he owns.*
*Steals what he can and runs*
No no, trolls are evil. Giants can be good, just as witches can be right. It's okay though. People make mistakes. Fathers, mothers, people make mistakes.
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jgoreham @ April 30 2003, 07:16:40 UTC |
Sooooo off topic yes? =^^=;;
You seek the body of the troll for valuables, do yeh? WELL! I can hook you up, but it'll cost you...
| notapipe @ April 30 2003, 07:26:20 UTC |
Sondheim references are NEVER off topic. EVER.
For THAT troll? You'd be lucky to sell it for a sack of beans!
But I'll give you five whole magic beans for it.
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jgoreham @ April 30 2003, 07:31:42 UTC |
Beans, eh? I don't know... I have a guy down the hall who'd kill to have _this_ troll... I'll let you have it for the Mirror of Erised (or a PS2. Whatever's easier), ok?
(parent)| notapipe @ April 30 2003, 07:38:15 UTC |
I'll give you 6 beans and a fancy pen. Trading meet approval? If no, Commodore Perry very fierce.
*does not forsee you will be the least bit argumentative, so please ignore the manowar he brought as a preventative*
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jgoreham @ April 30 2003, 07:41:55 UTC |
Does the fancy pen have SPARKLES in it? That'll seal the deal. If not, then I just can't accept your offer. I'm a very busy lady, trying to pay her way through school...
(parent)| notapipe @ April 30 2003, 07:45:20 UTC |
Good, at last agreement is made. First result of mutual trade, notapipe getting troll, jgoreham getting fancy pen.
(parent)| notapipe @ April 30 2003, 07:42:03 UTC |
No no no, it's Aurora. Get it right or her best friend Draco will lay the smack-down on you for her. Plus, I'll bet she's very very rich and a muggleborn with super powers that weren't discovered until she was 15 or something, so she'll get her father the Empreror of the World to smack you down.
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Anonymous @ April 30 2003, 09:12:56 UTC Hate to burst everyone's bubbles... |
I'll have you know that the REAL Draco Malfoy is sitting on my couch watching Buffy reruns and drinking a large blue raspberry slurpee. He's right there! *points*
And he's, like, SO not impressed by people who claim to know the REAL Draco Malfoy. Cause they, like, DON'T.
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split_chick @ May 3 2003, 15:10:53 UTC Re: Hate to burst everyone's bubbles... |
SO NOT TRUE. *cough*
~*~Aurora
| moonlitpages @ April 30 2003, 09:13:16 UTC |
No, no you see, she's thirteen. And dying. So insensitive, you lot ;-)
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Anonymous @ April 30 2003, 09:23:39 UTC |
And I see her alter ego is a slave of planet Gorblat(or something).
You're right, you're right. I feel badly now.
In fact, Harry's here now(he brought over a pizza, such a dear boy) and he and Draco both think we should be nicer to delusional youngsters like this.
| moonlitpages @ April 30 2003, 09:31:57 UTC |
Yes, the poor things are all hopeless romantics with crappy lives. We should weep for them, weep!
And wait, if Harry is there with you, who is it that's here with me? *gasp* Damn those imposter wizards! It's an epidemic.
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Anonymous @ April 30 2003, 09:36:01 UTC |
Hey wait a second...if Harry's with YOU, then who's toasting onion bagels in my kitchen right now?!?!
Oh man, I need to stop picking up people who claim to be fictional characters at bus stations. This always happens to me. Like the time I brought home that fella who claimed to be Lucius. He ate all my trix cereal and stole my tv. Definitely not a real Malfoy.
Like Draco. Who's on my couch. Right now. He says "Hi"
| moonlitpages @ April 30 2003, 09:42:37 UTC |
Hey wait a second...if Harry's with YOU, then who's toasting onion bagels in my kitchen right now?!?!
Hmm, I don't know, but Harry's raiding closet and trying on my shoes as we speak. He seems to be partial to the red ones. Wait a minute...maybe I should have checked to make sure that really was a wand in his pocket. *facepalms*
Like Draco. Who's on my couch. Right now. He says "Hi"
So Real Draco, I'm dying to know- what do you wear under your robes? ;-)
| notapipe @ April 30 2003, 10:16:08 UTC |
Maybe they're clone!Harrys! (link to some previous nraged thread I can't be bothered to find)
(parent)| moonlitpages @ April 30 2003, 10:20:17 UTC |
Clone!Harry's? *gasp* Will the atrocities never cease??
That would explain why mine has started eating my lipstick...
| moonlitpages @ April 30 2003, 10:27:43 UTC |
Well you never know, they might. Have you ever asked one?
(parent)| notapipe @ April 30 2003, 10:29:46 UTC |
Not that I can recall, no. But, and this may just be silliness on my part, I would think that not having the first case of your DNA in the world is completely unrelated to your cravings for lipstick.
(parent)| moonlitpages @ April 30 2003, 10:34:17 UTC |
Maybe he's bored. Who's to say the real Harry doesn't have a secret lipstick craving buried deep inside somewhere?
(parent)| notapipe @ April 30 2003, 10:45:02 UTC |
The fact that there probably is no lipstick-craving gene, since lipstick doesn't exist in the evolutionary timeline nessecary to create such a set of genes.
(parent)| moonlitpages @ April 30 2003, 10:49:32 UTC |
Oh fine, if you want to bring reality into it. Burst my bubble. Sniff.
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Anonymous @ April 30 2003, 10:29:57 UTC |
*tsk* Discipline. Your Harry!Clone is obviously crying out for dscipline with that lipstick eating act. Spare the rod and spoil the Harry, that's what I always say.
So Real Draco, I'm dying to know- what do you wear under your robes? ;-)
I asked.
The reply: We're supposed to wear something under our robes? Could you get me some pudding?
So yeah. Though I find Real!Draco answering a question with a question to be somewhat evasive, I don't have the time to fret over that now because I have to find pudding.
The Little Dragon perfers chocolate/vanilla swirl pudding, if anyone was wondering.
| moonlitpages @ April 30 2003, 10:39:23 UTC |
Damn, I knew I should have put in for a Draco!Clone instead. However, I am sorely lacking in pudding at the moment, so the poor thing would probably be quite unhappy. I have yogurt... maybe that's why my Clone!Harry has resorted to the lipstick. I have failed to nourish him properly *weeps*
(parent)| milenalupin @ April 30 2003, 12:37:11 UTC |
All you need for pudding is milk, an egg, vanilla sugar and some cornflour.
Honestly, people, does nobody ever listen to Snape in Potions Class? No wonder he hates the children.
| moonlitpages @ April 30 2003, 12:54:37 UTC |
Snape explains how to make pudding in Potions? *blinks* Now there is a lesson I'd stay awake for. ;-)
But alas, am poor college student. Yogurt and lipstick are the best of what I have to offer.
| milenalupin @ April 30 2003, 13:07:57 UTC |
Snape explains how to make everything in Potions.
I can firesend you everything except for milk. Hm. Do you think one could potionbrew pudding from water-transfigured-to-milk?
| moonlitpages @ April 30 2003, 13:35:10 UTC |
Hm, that sounds suspiciously like it actually requires work. Mayhap I could just Accio it from the fruit of someone else's labor. Do you think anyone would notice a bowl of pudding flying down the hall?
(parent)| milenalupin @ April 30 2003, 14:03:35 UTC |
Nah.
They are all busy troll mocking.
Hey, your solution sounds VERY Slytherin to me. I like the way you're thinking. *chuckles*
| moonlitpages @ April 30 2003, 14:17:06 UTC |
*laughs* Yes, while the noble Gryffindors are off taunting trolls, we shall steal their pudding. ;-)
(parent)| moonlitpages @ May 1 2003, 08:16:32 UTC |
You're right, that was uncalled for. I take it back.
Hufflepuff?
| notapipe @ May 1 2003, 08:31:51 UTC NYET |
And there are people who say I'M mean. They know nothing of insult.
(parent)| milenalupin @ April 30 2003, 12:31:33 UTC |
Draco thinks you should be nicer to Muggle Mary Sue Troll? - Sorry to disappoint you, but that looks very much to a Polyjuice Fraud to me.
- Who is he, and what did he do to our darling 
potterstinks?
| milenalupin @ April 30 2003, 12:44:45 UTC |
I know. Doesn't matter.
We're both mocking around.
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split_chick @ May 3 2003, 15:12:00 UTC |
!?!GORBLAT?!?! She is NOT my alter ego! ...She's a friend, we're just sharing lj's due to the sparsity of lj codes. And she hasn't POSTED IN AGES....
~*~Aurora
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split_chick @ May 3 2003, 15:10:33 UTC |
Thank you, you got the Draco bit right at least.
Yes, I am Muggle born, no, I am not particularly rich. I am, actually, an American by birth, but I moved to England some years ago. My father is not the emperor of the world, and I am not yet 15, but anyway....
| notapipe @ May 8 2003, 01:04:20 UTC |
This is just so that I get the last word. Do not think you are special, I am just a freak.
I would like to point out that people under 15 do not have souls and therefore should not be posting to this community, since they have no soul to sell to N_A.
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nefeleo @ April 30 2003, 09:25:05 UTC |
Oooo! Sandhya Aurora Kirielle Snape Potter III is not a Mary Sue! You people saying she is one had better take that back! She's Dumbledore's daughter, and you can tell by her floor length raven hair with red hilites, because Dumbledore's dead wife, Calendula Star-Phoenix Nulurielanduiel (she was an Elf from Lothlorien) had the SAME EXACT HAIR! Also, SAKSP3's eyes twinkle, glitter, shimmer, and change from blue to purple to red (but only when she's mad), and we all know Dumbledore's are constantly twinkling - so she must be related, right?
She's CANON, I say.
~*~
oOo>Nefeleo<oOo
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nefeleo @ April 30 2003, 09:25:43 UTC |
oo, better to preview when one is being sarcastic, eh? ;)
(parent)| milenalupin @ April 30 2003, 12:42:13 UTC |
But what Nefeleo forgot to mention was the obvious split personality syndrome, caused by being cursed by The Dark Lord on her name giving procedure, because he was afraid of her being a much more dangerous adversary when she'll grow up than Harry could ever now...
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split_chick @ May 3 2003, 14:58:37 UTC Re: |
Sorry, a troll? Hrm, I'm not sure what you mean, but I doubt you want a troll. They smell very, very bad. Trust me.
~*~Aurora
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Anonymous @ May 4 2003, 16:29:00 UTC For your edification. |
http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_t
| chapstickmess @ April 30 2003, 07:08:48 UTC |
I know that I, personally, like Harry Potter because it is so close to reality.
Gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling. Ya know?
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Anonymous @ April 30 2003, 09:44:51 UTC |
Hm. I'd settle down if I were you all, considering this person has had potterstinks friended for several months. I'm not certain why surprise was feigned, however.
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Anonymous @ April 30 2003, 09:52:15 UTC |
On a second reading when actually paying attention to what was being said, I've discovered this is, in fact, the most pathetic journal entry I've ever seen.
(parent)| notapipe @ April 30 2003, 10:25:29 UTC |
If you don't count all the ones you've dated!
Sorry, the urge came upon me, you're probably right, though.
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Anonymous @ April 30 2003, 10:28:27 UTC |
S/he is right. It's pathetic. But not nearly so pathetic as the ones about planet Gorbag on the poor sue's journal. :(
*pities*
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Anonymous @ April 30 2003, 10:42:04 UTC |
Dated? None of them even have journals, aside from the obvious.
(parent)| notapipe @ April 30 2003, 10:44:00 UTC |
Look, I'm being irreverent here by referencing Monkey Island rather than some serious text like Shakespeare, Buffy, Sondheim or Monty Python, give me a break on the specifics.
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Anonymous @ April 30 2003, 11:01:58 UTC |
Dated? None of them even have journals, aside from the obvious.
Says the anon. poster. Pot, meet kettle.
~a DIFFERENT anon. poster
| milenalupin @ April 30 2003, 12:49:34 UTC |
*sighs theatrically*
You anons all look so similar.
Would you like an LJ code, DIFFERENT?
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Anonymous @ April 30 2003, 12:30:25 UTC |
Hm. It occurs to me that you may think I am the other anonymous commenter on here. I (09:52) am only the anonymous in this particular thread from 09:52 to your replies.
(parent)| milenalupin @ April 30 2003, 12:51:48 UTC |
Quoting myself would be so pathetic...
I can offer LOTS of LJ codes...
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Anonymous @ April 30 2003, 13:14:32 UTC |
Well now that depends. Would you want my immortal soul in trade? Cause ummm...I kinda swapped that for a really comfortable pair of flannel socks.
~UNIQUE anon. poster
| milenalupin @ April 30 2003, 13:31:49 UTC |
As I learned just today I am going to the 6th level of hell for being an extremely irredeemable heretic. Therefore i have no use for your immortal soul. 
... if you like to have an LJ, though, just mail me: layneel00ny@t00b.net
(~UNIQUE would actually make a nice LJ name. *g*)
~ Milena, on a quest to catch and LJ addict all Anonymous Posters
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Anonymous @ April 30 2003, 13:19:31 UTC |
Oh. Well, I'd been hoping for alluring mystery in an attempt to see if anyone would spot who I am.
However, I did not read the comments before posting and thus was unaware there were eight thousand and nine anonymous comments, which have led us all to look like the same person.
In short, why not.
Mr 09.52.
| milenalupin @ April 30 2003, 13:36:17 UTC |
If in "In short, why not." means "for heavens sake, yes, give me code", you're quite welcome, Mr 09.52.
Mail me: layneel00ny@t00b.net
(It's not like I hated anons -I don't-, it's just that in threads like these they end up being very confusing for us other ones...)
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Anonymous @ April 30 2003, 14:09:24 UTC |
Argh. I use yahoo mail, I keep getting a delivery failure thingie. Couldya email me? miah919@yahoo.com
(parent)| notapipe @ April 30 2003, 10:32:11 UTC |
No, see, Aurora goes to Hogwarts. Kyrlllie (or whatever name that sounds like it belongs to a race of birds) is the Gorblagger. They're different people who share one LJ!
(parent)| notapipe @ April 30 2003, 10:40:32 UTC |
Yes, except most imaginary friends don't possess hands to type on keyboards with.
(parent)| notapipe @ April 30 2003, 10:41:55 UTC |
That's when they become ghosts or manifestations of your own psychosis.
(parent)| bookshop @ April 30 2003, 11:39:30 UTC |
I put neon lights on mine!
sorry, that will mean nothing to nobody but myself. I just couldn't resist. :D
| milenalupin @ April 30 2003, 12:56:15 UTC |
You're welcome, Aja.
It's nice to know that you're never alone with your split personality syndrome, init?
| nmalfoy @ April 30 2003, 14:15:47 UTC |
It's hot up here.
It's hot and it's monotonous.
I want my glasses.
| notapipe @ April 30 2003, 16:15:44 UTC |
What a wonder is a gun. What a versitile invention. First of all, when you've a gun, everybody pays attention.
(parent)| milenalupin @ April 30 2003, 12:57:19 UTC |
Don't know.
Fun to mock, that much is obvious. *smirks*
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Anonymous @ April 30 2003, 12:57:23 UTC Wait a minute! |
i could have sworn Harry was here cooking me soup........and Draco is right here cleaning my closet.... and you dont even want to know what Lucius is doing..... 0_o
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Anonymous @ April 30 2003, 13:10:09 UTC Re: Wait a minute! |
You're wrong! *I* have the real draco, and he just stabbed your lucius with a salad fork!
(parent)| milenalupin @ April 30 2003, 13:21:18 UTC (don't tell purestblood) |
So wrong, both of you.
Because Lucius, is right here in my kitchen and very busy.
| amariel @ April 30 2003, 13:56:16 UTC Re: (don't tell purestblood) |
You seem to feed him well,
and he looks like he's enjoying himself, that's nice.
| milenalupin @ April 30 2003, 14:34:50 UTC |
Not sure whether purestblood would agree. *ducks and grins*
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Anonymous @ April 30 2003, 14:18:02 UTC |
aurorasinger
split_chick's real livejournal. the one she posted this entry from is just a "roleplay journal."
carry on :D
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Anonymous @ April 30 2003, 14:27:27 UTC |
Beat me to it, you did.
I'm still fascinated by the rimming thread.
o_O
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Anonymous @ April 30 2003, 14:33:19 UTC |
not knowing what rimming means - somewhat acceptable.
not knowing what AWOL means - somewhat less acceptable.
| shusu @ April 30 2003, 17:56:09 UTC |
Dangit, all this talk of rimming, I feel like writing a fic! ARGH. Notimetorim.
(parent)| milenalupin @ April 30 2003, 15:28:55 UTC |
Looking at her user icon I wonder if she knows what OTP means.
I mean ... considering her post up here ...
| masincla @ April 30 2003, 15:49:40 UTC |
http://www.livejournal.com/users/aurora
One month anniversary of knowing what OTP stands for! :D
| notapipe @ April 30 2003, 15:56:50 UTC |
Oh, that's when you put your legs behind your head and have someone lick your ass. [/southpark]
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Anonymous @ April 30 2003, 14:26:02 UTC |
Have you seen this?
http://www.livejournal.com/~aurorasinger/8
...
No words. None. O_O
Where do they GROW these people?
~L
| notapipe @ April 30 2003, 16:01:01 UTC |
Utah, usually. Though I think she's some secret government vat grown killer clone, since she's from Maryland (mbhs.edu is a Maryland high school).
(parent)| masincla @ April 30 2003, 16:14:30 UTC |
"Secret government vat grown killer clone" isn't too far off, actually.
I go to school there, too. :-)
| ungemmed @ April 30 2003, 17:15:07 UTC |
As do I. And we magnets are not clones. Government vat-grown mutants, possibly, but I refuse to be considered a clone of certain people. (Such as the president of the Student Republican Club, who believes that AIDS victims should be castrated.)
(parent)| masincla @ April 30 2003, 17:31:26 UTC >:O |
Not clones, of course - but he wants them castrated?
(parent)| ungemmed @ April 30 2003, 18:18:12 UTC Re: >:O |
Yes. All STD carriers must be castrated in order to not corrupt the Holy Rite of Sex that Must Have No Purpose other than conception... apparently. That was a rather distasteful conversation and I have mindblocked much of it. (It started with him blathering in Anal-algs one day about founding SAGA-the Straight Against Gay Alliance. This says it all.)
(parent)| masincla @ April 30 2003, 18:21:44 UTC Re: >:O |
How disgusting. If I didn't take the Republican Club seriously before, I sure don't now.
(parent)| masincla @ May 4 2003, 16:16:50 UTC |
As a representative of the extreme liberal, granola-munching, tree-humping rabid CAP Program at Blair, my leftist dogma gives me plenty of leeway to call you a mindless government drone.
(parent)| weirdrockygrrl @ May 4 2003, 16:26:50 UTC carry on, maggot. |
"HA! SAYS THE CAPPIE!"
- aurorasinger
Well, to that I say, "HA! SAYS THE MAGGOT" - whose only friends are their calculators, rolling backpacks, supreme right wing ideologies, and the idea of sex as binary fission. carry on, maggot. live your life in ignorance of the real world and then dis us for actually having opinions. but, please, dont make fun of or label us, when its so easy to make you people cry.
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aurorasinger @ May 4 2003, 16:42:20 UTC Re: carry on, maggot. |
...Okay, you OBVIOUSLY didn't read the thread.
I said that because Connie said that Magnets were gov't cloned drones or something to that effect. It was a joke. Hey, at least being a Magnet has one perk.
| weirdrockygrrl @ May 4 2003, 18:54:36 UTC Re: carry on, maggot. |
Hey, you know that feeling, when you know you're being an idiot, but you say something stupid anyway? Do you live in that feeling?
I mean, because then I'd understand, because that must be your one - and only - Magnet perk.
p.s. I did read the thread. Don't assume anything about what I have or have not done. And don't even dare to put it in caps.
p.s.s. Your jokes suck.
| shusu @ April 30 2003, 17:50:35 UTC |
I would like to state for the record that I said to Google it.
(parent)| masincla @ April 30 2003, 18:04:55 UTC Old wisdom, courtesy Shiny!Lucius |
"draco tells me to 'google' things wheni do not know what they are."
(parent)| imochan @ April 30 2003, 14:29:28 UTC |
To the people of nraged:
>:D<
You are all the massive troll-smackdown in the school washroom of my life.
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luleh @ April 30 2003, 15:53:36 UTC |
Cute as it is in Nocturne_Alley, I don't ever see it happening in real life.
Well, damn!
| notapipe @ April 30 2003, 16:02:59 UTC |
Not enough wailing an gnashing of teeth, and certianly not enough wibbling. Try again, and DO IT RIGHT THIS TIME!
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luleh @ April 30 2003, 16:19:42 UTC *WAAAAAAAAAAAAIL!* |
But, but, but....
No H/D in real life?
*bursts into tears*
*gnashes teeth*
*WIBBLE*
Cannot cope! Is not possible! Will not accept defeat!
They can take our......sleep? but they cannae take our H/D!!!!!!!!
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vintagesex @ April 30 2003, 21:17:01 UTC Re: *WAAAAAAAAAAAAIL!* |
Next... she will be saying Harry and Draco aren't real.
O.O!
| milenalupin @ May 1 2003, 03:32:30 UTC Re: *WAAAAAAAAAAAAIL!* |
She won't.
She knows Draco personally.
| anjaliesque @ April 30 2003, 17:16:06 UTC |
Real life? You mean Harry and Draco are never ever going to snog passionately on my doorstep while I lean out the window above them and whoop raucously?
I am crushed.
