| luthienlupin @ 2003-03-29 11:37:00 |
Queer as Ron?
Mood: 
amused
Hi all. Has anyone else noticed that 
knight_to_h3's default userpic now says 'queer as Ron'? Or am I just really late and it's been like that for a while? Still, funny as hell though.
Comments:
| anjaliesque @ March 29 2003, 07:40:51 UTC |
Go look at his layout! It's fabulous! *snickers* Talk about denial. I wonder who made it for him?
(parent)| luthienlupin @ March 29 2003, 07:55:50 UTC |
*dies* Well 'he' says Pansy's best friend so it's got to be petitemillicent.
*worships petitemillicent*
| anamirza @ March 29 2003, 08:41:45 UTC |
Generally speaking, there just can't be enough petitemillicent worship.
| luthienlupin @ March 29 2003, 08:45:47 UTC Re: |
*places flowers and other offerings at her feet*
We are unworthy Goddess petitemillicent.
| sistermagpie @ March 29 2003, 19:25:38 UTC |
Hey, nobody loves petitemillicent more than me!
She even called me creepy.
*Grins proudly*
| luthienlupin @ March 30 2003, 03:41:37 UTC Re: |
You should be proud - that's a great honour.
*green with envy*
| anjaliesque @ March 29 2003, 08:12:05 UTC |
I am loving this. I am just sitting here and clicking reload and cracking up.
(parent)| anjaliesque @ March 29 2003, 08:16:35 UTC |
It's like a live soap opera, isn't it? First Millicent, then Pansy, then Draco... Poor Ron's journal takes so much abuse, not the least from himself. *snickers*
(parent)| anjaliesque @ March 29 2003, 08:17:40 UTC |
Sorry, pressed post too fast, apparently am too excited...
But WAIT! Blaise Zabini?!
| tropes @ March 29 2003, 08:18:20 UTC |
DUDE. The entirety of Slytherin is posting now. HAHAHA.
(parent)| anjaliesque @ March 29 2003, 08:24:42 UTC |
I KNEW it was coming. I KNEW it. And now my Inner Eye is seeing Ron and an impending explosion of blood vessels right now.
(parent)| luthienlupin @ March 29 2003, 08:28:32 UTC Re: |
*joins in* Dude, I need a faster connection.
(parent)| anjaliesque @ March 29 2003, 08:29:42 UTC |
Even if it dies down now, I am going to be on adrenaline-rush the rest of today.
(parent)| anjaliesque @ March 29 2003, 08:35:14 UTC Re: |
*waits impatiently, hand on mouse and chin on floor*
(parent)| luthienlupin @ March 29 2003, 08:31:43 UTC Re: |
I know! I'm simply too excited right now. *refreshes gleefully*
(parent)| luthienlupin @ March 29 2003, 08:18:39 UTC |
*dies laughing*
All FOUR of them are commenting using knight_to_h3!!! This is wonderful.
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nefeleo @ March 29 2003, 09:02:08 UTC |
Including Snape!
How absolutely genius.
*adores Slytherin*
*adores Ron too*
| anjaliesque @ March 29 2003, 08:22:33 UTC |
Mwah. Apparently now Ron's journal must be subject to a breast-size argument.
(parent)| luthienlupin @ March 29 2003, 08:26:31 UTC |
Well it's like the Slytherin Common Room now.
Hehe. And there's Blaise.
*giggles*
| anjaliesque @ March 29 2003, 08:28:00 UTC |
Now she really IS, officially, Queenie Greenknees. Mwah.
(parent)| luthienlupin @ March 29 2003, 08:33:50 UTC |
By the way, I think I heard some girls calling you 'Queenie Greenknees.'
And the whole of 
nraged looks on in innocence.
| luthienlupin @ March 29 2003, 08:39:35 UTC |
Queenie- ...and if you're not careful I won't go out with you again!
Ooh. There's a threat. I'm sure Draco is quivering.
| anjaliesque @ March 29 2003, 08:43:21 UTC |
How would I go on with my life without your enchanted breasts by my side?
He would never survive, I'm sure. I wonder if he's going to bring up her half-blood heritage sometime soon?
| anjaliesque @ March 29 2003, 08:56:10 UTC |
There it is! The heritage! The lines that cannot be crossed! *bashes*
(parent)| tropes @ March 29 2003, 08:37:13 UTC |
You know, I think petitemillicent is my favorite character. She rocks out.
| luthienlupin @ March 29 2003, 08:40:59 UTC Re: |
*agrees emphatically*petitemillicent is the best!
| anjaliesque @ March 29 2003, 08:41:45 UTC |
She does, doesn't she? Must worship her for giving us all this glorious opportunity. Now, off to write "I <3 M.B." on everything. With my left hand, of course, as the right hand is glued to the mouse.
(parent)| anjaliesque @ March 29 2003, 08:49:33 UTC |
And now with the breakfast. Oh, to be a Slytherin at breakfast-time.
And now he's yelling at Snape. Methinks there be detentions in the near future.
| tropes @ March 29 2003, 08:52:57 UTC |
*cackles* Oh, this is too good. Snape used his own words against him. *dies*
(parent)| anjaliesque @ March 29 2003, 08:54:38 UTC |
Mwah. Everything I think is coming true. Very creepy, actually.
<3 M.B. Especially for that spiffing image of Goyle's breasts. O_O
| anjaliesque @ March 29 2003, 08:59:15 UTC |
The house points will commence their dropping, I fear, if any more teachers get involved.
Queenie/Pansy cat-fight! *cheers*
| anjaliesque @ March 29 2003, 09:09:49 UTC |
Yes! McGonogall, using Ron's lj! And telling him to change his password. *sad* But there is the scent of detentions and house point losses on the wind.
*wonders who the "handsome fellow" comment is from*
| luthienlupin @ March 29 2003, 09:14:11 UTC Re: |
Draco says it was Pansy.
You're just jealous because Draco likes me
Queenie needs a reality check.
*waves banner for the cat fight*
| anjaliesque @ March 29 2003, 09:27:41 UTC Re: |
Queenie needs to read Draco's journal, the dirty half-blood. *covers mouth* Oops, did I say that? I fear I have been influenced by a Malfoy.
Has the banter moved to the next post on Ron's journal?
| luthienlupin @ March 29 2003, 10:12:48 UTC Re: |
Apparently so. Poor Ron. And poor Colin who's gonna have to deal with a livid Ron. :D
(parent)| luthienlupin @ March 29 2003, 08:59:40 UTC |
And now the cat fight between Pansy and Queenie. *cheers on*
(parent)| anjaliesque @ March 29 2003, 09:01:26 UTC |
I want to see Professor Snape in house-elf-frozen underwear too.
(parent)| anjaliesque @ March 29 2003, 09:11:33 UTC |
*evil grin* You know you want it. That and the mental image of Goyle's breasts. And Ron's password written in catsup on the eggs. *in love*
And now Pansy is - *gasp* - old hat!
| sistermagpie @ March 29 2003, 19:32:47 UTC |
She totally is. Just by being herself. Did everybody notice her reference to potterstinks being outstalked? So subtle. So true. So petitemillicent
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nefeleo @ March 29 2003, 09:07:40 UTC ROFL! |
http://www.livejournal.com/users/knight
| luthienlupin @ March 29 2003, 09:10:18 UTC Re: ROFL! |
OMG, that was brilliant!
*loves McGonagall*
| anjaliesque @ March 29 2003, 09:13:43 UTC |
Perhaps we will finally discover the gender of Zabini! Or perhaps that is hoping for too much. *sigh*
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nefeleo @ March 29 2003, 09:15:58 UTC Re: ROFL! |
How absolutely, perfectly, wonderfully in character for her!
*also loves McGonagall*
And poor, poor Ron. Even the head of his house is laughing at him. I am very very sorry for him at this point, and hope someone will cuddle him and make him feel better about all this.
| anjaliesque @ March 29 2003, 09:20:36 UTC |
Truly poor Ron. Even Harry is on bad terms with him. Maybe Hermione will finally return to give him his much-needed cuddle. At least McGonagall has done her part for him, if trying to hide her chuckles.
Apparently everyone is beind ordered to log out now. So sad. But at least Draco got in that last display of egotism.
| luthienlupin @ March 29 2003, 09:21:03 UTC Re: ROFL! |
Friends tell each other everything, you realise.
Ooh, is this a knock about knight_to_h3's and just_harry's current situation?
| anjaliesque @ March 29 2003, 09:24:17 UTC |
Oh, that's so cruel. Poor Ron. And did you see the last post in his journal? How mocking. The mood being set to 'enraged,' I rather suspect Malfoy.
(parent)| tropes @ March 29 2003, 09:27:47 UTC |
*cries for Ron*
Geez, I go to get a shower and I come back to Malfoy being freaking evil? *snicker*, though, at Pansy's snark about the capslock key.
| anjaliesque @ March 29 2003, 09:36:05 UTC |
It's called spending time with friends, which is, actually, what we're doing. I suppose you could go do the same, if you had any anymore.
How absolutely horrible! Was that Malfoy? I like how his latest comments seem to concern Ron's and Harry's relationship, seeing that his own relationship with Harry is a bit questioned.
| tropes @ March 29 2003, 09:39:03 UTC |
O_O
Oh, go fuck yourself, you old windbag.
Whoa! Someone's gonna die, dude.
| anjaliesque @ March 29 2003, 09:46:19 UTC |
Everyone's going to die. Especially when Professor Snape finds whoever claimed to be him as they took credit for telling McGonogall to fuck herself. O_O
(parent)| tropes @ March 29 2003, 09:29:49 UTC |
Taking bets on when/how Ron will self-destruct. A nervous breakdown can't be far off.
(parent)| anjaliesque @ March 29 2003, 09:32:30 UTC |
10 galleons that Colin tries to take a picture to mark this memorable moment, and Ron breaks both the camera and chessboard before he throws himself down on the Common Room carpet and wails a pretty temper tantrum.
(parent)| tropes @ March 29 2003, 09:35:28 UTC |
15 galleons says that Ron is so preoccupied that he loses at chess (!!) and then goes up to his room to cry his eyes out. :( Poor Ron. I want to give him a hug.
(parent)| anjaliesque @ March 29 2003, 09:43:19 UTC |
First theere's all that heartless teasing about having no friends, even about Hermione, and now the QaR/Girl Weasley comments, and now 40 points from all the houses due to incidents on his own journal. There's still the rift between him and his sister too. My heart aches for him.
(parent)| anjaliesque @ March 29 2003, 09:54:22 UTC |
Now I have to have a shower. T'will be the quickest shower I've ever had.
(parent)| rsiobhan @ March 29 2003, 09:39:09 UTC |
Oh, go fuck yourself, you old windbag.
Hee. I love them.
| rsiobhan @ March 29 2003, 10:03:42 UTC |
Oh, you go fuck yourself too, you greasy slimeball.
This is too fun. Think they're from the same person?
| anjaliesque @ March 29 2003, 10:09:51 UTC |
Yeah, along with the masturbating comment. At first I thought it was Draco, but after his 'mental imagery' comment, I rather fancy it was Millicent.
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nefeleo @ March 29 2003, 10:14:23 UTC |
I thought it was Draco at first as well. I still think it might be, as the writing is a little more florid than Millicent's usually is.
Another idea is that perhaps the profs are taking digs at eachother. ;D
| anjaliesque @ March 29 2003, 10:27:00 UTC |
True, I can easily see Snape telling McGonogall to fuck herself. And vice versa. Mwah.
(parent)| potions_master @ March 29 2003, 10:34:37 UTC |
Ah. So Minerva has caught on, then. Very clever.
- Professor Snape
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Anonymous @ March 29 2003, 10:37:09 UTC |
Shame on you, hiding behind poor Ron!
(anonymous in case you are capable of handing out detentions to muggles)
| potions_master @ March 29 2003, 10:38:41 UTC |
I do not hide. Had Minerva so chosen, a revealing charm would have been at her disposal.
- Severus Snape
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nefeleo @ March 29 2003, 10:44:08 UTC |
I think both of you owe poor Ron an apology.
And you call yourselves adults!
| luthienlupin @ March 29 2003, 10:49:04 UTC Re: |
Meep. Somebody's disciplining the Professors.
*admires bravery*
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nefeleo @ March 29 2003, 11:15:42 UTC |
*is suprised at own foolishness*
...he is rather sexy when condescending, though.
| potions_master @ March 29 2003, 10:51:01 UTC |
I believe I can ascertain for myself whether my behaviour should be deemed appropriate or in-, Ms Nefeleo, but it is so very generous of you to offer your mis-informed advice.
(parent)| milenalupin @ March 29 2003, 11:11:09 UTC |
And which exactly is the result of your evaluation, Professor?
| luthienlupin @ March 29 2003, 10:37:49 UTC Re: |
But not as clever as you, of course.
*fangirls*
| anjaliesque @ March 29 2003, 10:39:11 UTC |
She was bound to, Professor. I think you underestimate her.
(parent)| tropes @ March 29 2003, 09:41:54 UTC |
Have you considered masturbation? I hear it works wonders for the anal-retentive.
*dies*
| anjaliesque @ March 29 2003, 09:49:47 UTC |
My mind's eye is burning. Goyle's breasts and McGonogall masturbating... O___O
And, of course, the latest volume of "The Many Impersonations of Queenie Greengrass."
| luthienlupin @ March 29 2003, 10:11:19 UTC |
Try not to cream your trousers, Draco.
Had to be dragged away. Came back only do discover that. *faints* I've died many times today.
| anjaliesque @ March 29 2003, 10:15:50 UTC |
Isn't it perfectly wonderful? I've never actually heard that phrase anywhere but on n_a, but God knows I love it already. We've all died so many times we might as well start writing out wills.
(parent)| luthienlupin @ March 29 2003, 10:22:48 UTC |
*hopes the afterlife has internet to keep myself entertained with my favourite soap opera- NA*
(parent)| black_dog @ March 29 2003, 10:11:25 UTC |
Are we supposed to assume that the person using the Rupert Grint icon is the real knight_to_h3? If so, I count two "fuck you's" that are going to come back to haunt someone . . .
This is too funny.
| tropes @ March 29 2003, 10:13:28 UTC |
Dude, I don't think we're to assume anything. Personally, I think it's potterstinks. But it's utterly unprovable. Argh!
| luthienlupin @ March 29 2003, 10:26:06 UTC |
Well Snape decided that he can prove it based on 'clear photographic evidence'. Wonderful!
(parent)| anjaliesque @ March 29 2003, 10:14:18 UTC |
It's all hilarious. No, I don't think the Rupert Grint icon indicate the real Ron (I rather fancy he'd be using the caps-lock), but the person who did it must be gratified by Snape deducting points based on it.
(parent)| luthienlupin @ March 29 2003, 10:17:28 UTC |
The real knight_to_h3 was the one not using the 'queer as Ron' icon before, but who ever wrote the 'fuck you' comments probably just used the Rupert one to make it seem as if it was the real Ron...er, I think.
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nefeleo @ March 29 2003, 10:25:27 UTC |
Consider:
Too far fetched to think that Snape may have told McGonagall to fuck herself (after all, she was spoling his fun), and then McGonagall did the same in return?
The writing style (too florid for M.B., not sugary enough for Pansy) only matches potterstinks otherwise, and I can't see him calling Snape a greasy slimeball.
...this is the Best. Play. Ever.
/shameless fangirl
| luthienlupin @ March 29 2003, 10:32:10 UTC |
I agree with your Snape/McGonagall theory. This keeps getting better and better.
(parent)| anjaliesque @ March 29 2003, 10:32:42 UTC |
It truly, truly is. The possibilites are endless, and heaven forbid I look away from the screen to do my homework. Nuh-uh, not when one's favorite soap opera is going full-swing. *loves n_a with the fervor of eggs in catsup*
(parent)| bookshop @ March 29 2003, 10:31:06 UTC |
>:0!!!
I always miss everything!!! *has totally entertaining time catching up on NA, half an hour before audition*
| luthienlupin @ March 29 2003, 10:34:34 UTC Re: |
*fangirls*
Good luck with your audition!! I'm sure you'll rock. And what better to set the mood for it than some NA?
| anjaliesque @ March 29 2003, 10:35:26 UTC |
NA seems the perfect antidote for any nervousness. Good luck!
(parent)| bookshop @ March 29 2003, 12:11:36 UTC |
a very nice one. thank you. i think it went okay. :)
(parent)| black_dog @ March 29 2003, 10:37:30 UTC |
Actually, I'd kind of like to imagine it's onourbrooms pitching in.
| black_dog @ March 29 2003, 10:45:01 UTC |
It's her style, a little bit, no one else is quite so pungent, and she's taken some great shots lately. *<3's Hooch*
(parent)| luthienlupin @ March 29 2003, 10:57:59 UTC Re: |
Well it is possible.
*draws hearts around Hooch and M.B.'s names*
I heart them dearly.
| anjaliesque @ March 29 2003, 11:02:24 UTC |
Was Ron's user info always like that?
I don't really hate Slytherins. I WISH I WAS ONE OF THEM.
Somehow I doubt it. *snickers*
| luthienlupin @ March 29 2003, 11:08:47 UTC |
LMAO
I especially like this part:
And I know I am really mean to Draco, but that is only because I am jealous of him! He's so handsome and rich too. (IT'S TRUE!!)
<333 potterstinks
| altricial @ March 29 2003, 11:12:39 UTC |
Hahaha actually Pansy is the one playing around with Ron's info page :))
(parent)| luthienlupin @ March 29 2003, 11:26:23 UTC Re: |
*g* Well I adore them all. It did sound more like her, I just wasn't sure.
<333333333 Draco, Pansy and M.B.
| altricial @ March 29 2003, 11:31:11 UTC |
I love, love, love the Slytherin Trio dynamic to hell and back. <333
(parent)| luthienlupin @ March 29 2003, 11:44:47 UTC Re: |
It's funny that before if you said the Slytherin Trio, I would instantly think of Draco, Crabbe and Goyle - but now I cannot possibly envision anyone other than Draco, Pansy and M.B.
*reveres the Un-Holy Trio*
| altricial @ March 29 2003, 11:54:29 UTC |
I know!! Well it is the Slyth boys in canon but in NA, Draco needs his fag hags : ))!
(parent)| luthienlupin @ March 29 2003, 12:38:42 UTC Re: |
Hahaha! Of course, potterstinks wouldn't admit that they are his fag hags - well at least not yet. He soon will, though, provided that he stops ignoring just_harry first!
| karabou @ March 29 2003, 12:20:14 UTC |
Oh god, this has to be the funniest thing ever... poor Ron, LOL.
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