non_inferno @ April 20 2003, 17:55:39 UTC

And his IQ seems to have jumped somewhat. Either that or he is copying straight out of Draco's golf book. It reminds me of Harry with the algae stain tips.

siren52684 @ April 20 2003, 18:08:19 UTC

i'm gonna go with "copying out of the golf book."
crazy blaise, he/she/it cracks me up.

anjaliesque @ April 20 2003, 18:07:59 UTC

He (or she) seems to be spamming the list, determined to prove their existence. How very, very odd. How mysterious that it would be golf that would provoke the peculiar being out of hibernation, seeing as it hadn't even appeared to be Ron's partner and left him with Draco. Which led us to much of our Harry-finds-Draco fun. I suppose Zabini is indirectly our benefactor. Ron's too, regarding the Gringotts.

I prattle too much, yes. :D

bassoonist @ April 20 2003, 18:14:14 UTC

The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary

Haha. I think I'm in love with Blaise.

kat99999 @ April 20 2003, 18:16:03 UTC

Innuendo... too much... ahhhhhh!

It makes me wonder just what Blaise saw when he stole that golf book--

*dies in a fit of provocative golf suggestions* Who knew golf could be so... sexy? lmfao

bassoonist @ April 20 2003, 18:17:59 UTC

OH!

So it was Blaise that stole the golf book? Does that mean Blaise has a high voice?

kat99999 @ April 20 2003, 18:26:26 UTC

I guess it must be, either that or he/she's got a copy of their very own. I can never work out if that Blaise is male or female, lmao, someone feel free to inform me.

But heh.. if this is the copy Harry has lent to Draco, Blaise is leaning heavily towards suggestion, if you ask me. I mean, come on - look at the text, it's screaming innuendos...

It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediatedly upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course, with special attention to well-formed bunkers.

*just... grins*

bassoonist @ April 20 2003, 18:28:40 UTC

That sounds so dirty...

Hopefully Draco learns from the book, though. :D

kat99999 @ April 20 2003, 18:30:07 UTC Re:

Maybe Draco already has been learning. I mean, Harry is teaching him how to play this game after all... *raises eyebrows* I just keep wanting Draco to comment on these posts already, just to see what he'll say!

bassoonist @ April 20 2003, 18:31:51 UTC

Yes, Harry, teach Draco all about stroking and hand positions. :D

Draco does need to reply to Blaise. Wah.

kat99999 @ April 20 2003, 18:36:25 UTC

Yes, Harry.

*gets ice drink to cool self down*

bassoonist @ April 20 2003, 18:38:22 UTC Re:

::fans herself::

That's one lesson I wouldn't want to miss.

moonlitpages @ April 20 2003, 18:19:12 UTC

*rolls* I think I'm in love with Blaise. ;-)

It must have been It's room Draco fell into. *laughs*

Anonymous @ April 20 2003, 18:23:48 UTC

Sounds like Zabini has an agenda with these posts.

sistermagpie @ April 20 2003, 18:25:30 UTC

Damn! It had actually crossed my mind that it was Blaise who stole the book, after hearing about some mysterious thing in a hole with a high pitched voice and not being able to think of anything else. If only I'd trusted that thought!

Well, no matter. S/he's back!!! And with golf tips! Yeah, straight out of a book. Heh heh.

kat99999 @ April 20 2003, 18:27:09 UTC

I don't think 'straight' is a word we're going to be hearing around this subject very often... *g*

sistermagpie @ April 20 2003, 18:30:23 UTC

I don't play golf, but I had no idea you were supposed to just stroke and stroke until the "owner of the course" was satisfied....

Go Blaise! Here's to more experimentation with hand positions!

::fans self::

kat99999 @ April 20 2003, 18:32:59 UTC

Here's to more experimentation with hand positions!

I dare say golf is my new favourite game.

bassoonist @ April 20 2003, 18:34:16 UTC

Mine too. Whoo. :D I can't play worth crap, but YAY!

kat99999 @ April 20 2003, 18:35:19 UTC

I have never even attempted to play golf, and probably never will. Saying that, it sounds far more fun than I had ever thought it could be, with all the experienced plays and exploration and stroking and hands and.. yeah. Heh.

bassoonist @ April 20 2003, 18:37:41 UTC Re:

I can play mini golf, but that's about it. Actually, I never played real golf. I really do think I'd be horrible at it, though. The stroking and hands part sounds easy. :D

moonlitpages @ April 20 2003, 18:34:15 UTC

I don't play golf, but I had no idea you were supposed to just stroke and stroke until the "owner of the course" was satisfied....

Nor did I. Maybe this is 'Gulf', not golf. ;-) *grins*

moonlitpages @ April 20 2003, 18:28:35 UTC

I wonder if Snape will get after s/he for plagiarism ;-)

bassoonist @ April 20 2003, 18:29:42 UTC

Hahaha, nah. You wouldn't be able to find Blaise to punish him/her.

percy_lavender @ April 20 2003, 19:10:16 UTC

Hehe You're probably right. I love your new icon, by the way. :)

kat99999 @ April 20 2003, 18:34:10 UTC

It really would not surprise me, lmao. Or he'd just blame Harry for being reckless with his book and blame him for encouraging plagiarism, lmao.

zorb @ April 20 2003, 18:55:52 UTC

*dies* Those posts are too funny! And what adds to it for me is that my roommate took her boyfriend golfing for his birthday today. Mwahahaha.

*goes to reread*

sistermagpie @ April 20 2003, 19:04:12 UTC

Oh my. I can see why.

Did you see ps and j_h's responses? Apparently Harry was mugged and Blaise just stole the best 20 pages in the whole dang book!

zorb @ April 20 2003, 19:11:07 UTC

Bwah! Thanks for the heads-up!

O Blaise, how we adore thee, despite thy lack of gender!

milenalupin @ April 20 2003, 20:28:14 UTC

O Blaise, how we adore thee, despite thy lack of gender!

Make that "because of thy lack of gender and brilliance in golf book theft"