| blondenarcissa @ 2002-09-18 14:35:00 |
| Current mood: |  aggravated |
| Current music: | I'm Every Woman - Chaka Karma |
The *nerve* of that man!
Really, Lucius darling, have you forgotten that I can indeed access your journal? What with you proclaiming me to being "quite mental," I am not surprised in the least that you would speak of me so callously in a very public forum. So be it. C'est la vie. Que sera,sera. Et cetera, et cetera. One would think with all your security measures within the Manor, you would have taken the same precautions with your entre net journal. As usual, I have overestimated you. Either that, or the martinis were flowing freely when I came to that little tedious conclusion.
No matter. On to more pleasantries.
Forgive me, I have mistyped and do not know how to obliviate what I typed as a mistake. How embarrassing!
As for the book I gifted unto you, Lucius, it was indeed meant for you. The last few times you attempted relations with me, I was so bored that I was practically catatonic, dear! Wizard, Wank Thyself was only meant to allow you to get in touch with yourself before you attempted to get in touch with me again. Don't sulk, luv. I had to do something, didn't I?
I was most distressed to learn that Draco lost the copy of that ever-so-useful book that I had given to his father as well. He ought to go post haste to that dreadful excuse of a library and retrieve his mummy's gift! If he doesn't read up, how will he expect to fully live up to his promise to me? I want to make sure he does a good job and upholds the Malfoy family honour. Is that too much for a mother to ask?
I would type more, but the drat house elf is taking far too long bringing me my vat of olives and gallons of martini mixers. Ah, where can I find good help these days?
Comments:
| la_pensee @ 2002-09-18 02:59 pm UTC |
Mrs. Malfoy,
May I say you've always been a role model to me.
Pansy
| blondenarcissa @ 2002-09-18 05:53 pm UTC |
Miss Parkinson:
It is pleasing to see that some young women take pride in themselves and the women to whom they admire. Although I was displeased with your little "gift" to my son, your kind words have made me reconsider some of the harsh things that my husband has called you.
| la_pensee @ 2002-09-18 08:02 pm UTC |
Mrs. Malfoy,
As an adolescent, I'm afraid there are times my good judgement escapes me. My sincerest apologies for that incident.
Pansy
PS. I saw a picture of you in Witches Weekly last month, and let me say, you own the most marvelous clothing.
| blondenarcissa @ 2002-09-19 05:23 am UTC |
Miss Parkinson:
Your apology is graciously accepted. I trust you will do better to keep your judgement well.
- Mrs. Narcissa Malfoy
| lupercus @ 2002-09-18 11:52 pm UTC |
My dear Narcissa,
You're looking as pulchritudinous as ever.
Have you done something different with your hair?
- Remus
| blondenarcissa @ 2002-09-19 05:28 am UTC |
Dear observant Remus:
Thank you ever so much for your praise. Flattery will get you everywhere, you know. As a matter of fact, I have done something with my hair. These lovely, tanned Greek women created the look for me whilst I was in Create finding myself.
At least some people have noticed my fetching coif.
Regards,
Narcissa Malfoy
| purestblood @ 2002-09-19 01:32 am UTC |
My dearest wife,
Please understand that, on the occasion of my nocturnal visits, I was, indeed, not performing up to my usual standards. The vodka fumes were quite overwhelming. Perhaps you weren't catatonic. Perhaps you were drunk out of your mind?
I say these things only because, as a loving husband, I want you to be happy. I'd also like to cut down on the liquor bill.
As for Draco, he is a Malfoy. He will do what is necessary to uphold the family honour. Our Draco could do no less. No Nancy-boys in the Malfoy family.
Lucius
| blondenarcissa @ 2002-09-19 05:36 am UTC |
My darling husband,
Drunk out of my mind? I should think not! I can certainly keep my faculties in check well enough during your "nocturnal visits" to know whether or not I was enjoying myself. Perhaps, dearest one, you were not put off by vodka fumes, but by your own cologne - which, by the by, is not one that I prefer. Your new cologne of choice rather reminds one of a flock of harpies. Do find a new scent, darling. Even the house elves have been whispering about it. . .
May I point out that my liquor bill is quite modest compared to my bill at Madam Malkins Paris? I think that is rather admirable of me. Speaking of Madam Malkins Paris, I do believe you owe me a new haute couture garment, darling, after your rather wretched public journal entries proclaiming me to be mental.
Your loving wife,
Narcissa
| purestblood @ 2002-09-20 10:45 pm UTC |
If the garter belt fits, darling, you might as well wear it.
(parent)| blondenarcissa @ 2002-09-21 06:22 am UTC |
And to think I have always been under the impression all these years that a garter belt was something that you prefered to wear. . .
(parent)| purestblood @ 2002-09-21 10:23 pm UTC |
Now, now, love. Let's not fight. I've bought you a lovely new outfit and, of course, jewelry to match. Shall we adjourn to my chambers after dinner tonight?
Lucius
| blondenarcissa @ 2002-09-22 05:30 am UTC |
How incredibly thoughtful of you, darling! Jewelry as well? Surely you are not spoiling me to appease me. . . ? No matter; your chambers after dinner it is.
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