colin__creevey @ 2003-04-27 04:00:00

Current mood: sick
Current music:dDean and we built this city on rockkand rol

hulo hogwarts is

colin_ _creeby here! creevye.

this milk is v. strong. xtra postennnnt chocklate.

everyonw snogging but mne. semaus and dean asre makingout ob sa cough. everybody is gay excdtp me and ms.m and she is durnkg and she wont set let me hage any. i miss you i miss you loveyou so much soblessa amdumping allym Harry Potter stuff tomorrwso please hope thas makes it all better because i n

eed youpleas dont go.

Oh, blast who am i kidding im notwerally drunkj it's just not the same trying to get drunk on milk!!!!!!!!1!i m surrounded by queers and everybody keeps making out right in front of me and its's sick and is there somethign in the WATER HOGWARTS because if Harry Potter-!-not thinkignabuot that right now
Soblessa you know Ididn'tknow he was that way riht! you know i didnt know and thatsnot why, i'm not one of them i mean-buggerll i sick. i think George weasley putthe too muchcocoa in this. i hate school!!!!!!!!!!!!! going to have a liedown on the--

whups. fell over.
ohno profesrr im sorry about your keyboard oh yuck


Comments:

arithmantra @ 2003-04-27 03:13 am UTC

Sigh. Mr. Creevey, where to begin. I will speak to McGonagall about your punishment for underage drinking, though I suppose since you appear to have been the innocent victim of a fly-by-Weasling you may not be culpable. Your head of House will decide.

However, drunk or not, your attack on the other guests, your host and professors included, are unacceptable. You will serve detention with me and Mal--

Well...rest assured, you will serve detention with someone.

Now for heaven's sakes, stay where you are until I can come help you clean up whatever is left of Professor Black's keyboard.