| divineparvati @ 2003-04-06 22:15:00 |
| Current mood: |  moody |
| Current music: | I am not Coming out of my Room. |
It is at times of Despair like this that I must Ask:
DRACO MALFOY, WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU.
I was quite complacently Heading back from the Great Hall after dinner with Lavender and Neville - I only ate a small meal, mind, with not even a mouthful of dessert, as my thoughts were Elsewhere - when Malfoy brushed past me rather Crudely and muttered something under his Breath. This is, of course, to be expected of him, and so I took no Notice. A few short Seconds later, my skirt started to feel Rather tight, and Neville stopped to rudely Gawk at my posterior. It was at that second precisely that the buttons on my Skirt decided to pop off, and may I just Say thank heavens for my Robes, as my skirt fell to the ground and I only just managed to not Trip over onto my face. I looked around, Shamefaced, and not only was Draco Malfoy watching, he had an odd Sense of satisfaction playing across his features. Of course, I could See it in his Aura, as well.
I was not Particularly in the Mood to handle an Engorgement curse directly after dinner. I was so shell-shocked, I had no chance to Recover in time to get my own Back, and so Malfoy whisked away. I believe it was when I was retrieving my skirt from the ground and Running up to the hospital ward to Beg Madame Pomfrey to make it go Away.
"Malfoy laid a curse on me," I said, quite Honestly and Truthfully, for I always am.
"Lay off the chocolate," was her Response.
It took another Fifteen minutes of convincing (ten kilograms in ten Seconds! HONESTLY) before I could return to Gryffindor tower with an uninflated Backside.
Don't think I can't still Hear you sniggering.
I am just Glad that this season favours Baggy robes.
~ Parvati
Comments:
| scotchtartan @ 2003-04-06 10:26 pm UTC |
29 points from Slytherin. Try to behave more like a Perfect, Mr. Malfoy.
Professor McGonagall.
 missgranger @ 2003-04-06 10:23 pm UTC |
Oh, Parvati, how perfectly awful of him. I don't see how he can get away with this. Rest assured I'll be speaking to Professor McGonagall about this.
| divineparvati @ 2003-04-06 11:42 pm UTC |
Thank you, Hermione. Rogues like Malfoy deserve to Pay for their Crimes. His Karma will weigh Heavy, believe Me.
~ Parvati
| pinkstarsgirlie @ 2003-04-06 10:24 pm UTC |
Aww are you thin again?? ^_^ I hope you don't mind me having supper without you :c I just can't eat with somebody fat, I'm sure you understand, right?? ^_~
<333 Lav!
| pinkstarsgirlie @ 2003-04-07 01:24 am UTC |
Why??? T_T You're not fat!! O_o;;;
~.^.Lavender.**.Brown.^.~
 divineparvati @ 2003-04-06 11:44 pm UTC |
My Goodness, Lav, of Course I understand, remember that time Last month when you thought you Had put on a few but it was Just indigestion but Still we Didn't sit Together? Completely the same thing, you are SO Forgiven.
~ Parvati
