erniemacmillan @ 2004-05-24 12:08:00

Current mood: confused

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I heard some people talking today, and what is with people thinking the g-spot is a myth, man? Why would there be a mythical body spot? What's with that? Why does everyone say it is so hard to find????

Comments:

blushcrush @ 2004-05-24 04:19 am UTC

Well, it is hard to find on some girls!

erniemacmillan @ 2004-05-24 04:21 am UTC

But why!

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blushcrush @ 2004-05-24 04:26 am UTC

I'll just ask Madam Pomfrey about that.

No, really, I don't know. Every girl is different. I mean, some don't like that at all, and some really do. Maybe the people who think it's a myth are people who haven't experienced, er, it, or don't get anything out of it.

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erniemacmillan @ 2004-05-24 04:27 am UTC

But why do people talk about how you have to hunt it down, man? It is right there! It is not hard to find, what the hell? It is really easy!

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blushcrush @ 2004-05-24 04:29 am UTC

Wow, I don't know. Perhaps you're just quite lucky. I know I had a time finding Cho's.

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erniemacmillan @ 2004-05-24 04:36 am UTC

Tell me more!

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blushcrush @ 2004-05-24 04:39 am UTC

I have said too much. I can say it was well worth it, though.

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erniemacmillan @ 2004-05-24 04:40 am UTC

You haven't said too much, I barely heard anything!

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blushcrush @ 2004-05-24 04:52 am UTC

Well, anyway, I do feel quite sorry for those who think the g-spot is a myth, although some of us are just clit girls anyway.

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erniemacmillan @ 2004-05-24 04:58 am UTC

GINNY WEASLEY!

Tell me more!

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wehaveseven @ 2004-05-24 05:02 am UTC

NO! DON'T!

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blushcrush @ 2004-05-24 05:04 am UTC

Sorry, Dad, I didn't mean anjkgfdlglflkdgd

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erniemacmillan @ 2004-05-24 05:05 am UTC

Uh, hello sir.

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wehaveseven @ 2004-05-24 05:08 am UTC

SURELY THESE SCHOOL JOURNALS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE USED RESPONSIBLYSLDHGLSJ

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erniemacmillan @ 2004-05-24 05:09 am UTC

Well it was an honest question!

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wehaveseven @ 2004-05-24 05:11 am UTC

UNFORTUNATELY ACCOMPANIED BY HONEST ANSWERS

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wehaveseven @ 2004-05-24 05:04 am UTC

REALLY! IT'S FINE TO STOP PERHAPS A FEW COMMENTS AGO EVEN

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blushcrush @ 2004-05-24 05:05 am UTC

DAD DON'T LOOK.

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wehaveseven @ 2004-05-24 05:10 am UTC

WHERE ARE THE WARNINGS! THERE WERE NO WARNINGS! WHERE WERE THE WARNINGS TEN MINUTES AGO!! GINNY WEASLEY!!!11 IF I KEEL OVER AND HAVE A HEART ATTACK, MY GIRL >:O

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blushcrush @ 2004-05-24 05:12 am UTC

DAD JUST SURF AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK TO THIS ENTRY EVER

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wehaveseven @ 2004-05-24 05:14 am UTC

BUT YOUR MOTHER DOES THAT MEMORY THING TO ALL POSTS CONTAINING CHILDREN! WHAT! HAVE!1 YOU! DONE!!

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blushcrush @ 2004-05-24 05:16 am UTC

Er you're not asking me for more detail, are you, you're just yelling at me, right?

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wehaveseven @ 2004-05-24 05:19 am UTC

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH WORST NIGHTMARE

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blushcrush @ 2004-05-24 05:20 am UTC

MINE TOO

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wehaveseven @ 2004-05-24 05:13 am UTC

Oh, why, Ginny, why?

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blushcrush @ 2004-05-24 05:15 am UTC

WHY WHAT? I'M SEVENTEEN!

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wehaveseven @ 2004-05-24 05:20 am UTC

I am much older than that, would you like to hear about your father and I

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blushcrush @ 2004-05-24 05:22 am UTC

no mum

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wehaveseven @ 2004-05-24 05:24 am UTC

There you are then. GIVE MY LOVE TO BILIUS.

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wehaveseven @ 2004-05-24 05:27 am UTC

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH SECOND WORST NIGHTMARE

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wehaveseven @ 2004-05-24 05:29 am UTC

I'd rephrase that if I were you dear.

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wehaveseven @ 2004-05-24 05:36 am UTC

... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH COME TO BED MUFFIN

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wehaveseven @ 2004-05-24 05:38 am UTC

It's always food with you isn't it?

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wehaveseven @ 2004-05-24 05:48 am UTC

Not ALWAYS always, I don't think?

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purestblood @ 2004-05-24 04:03 pm UTC

How fascinating, Miss Weasley. Do go on. I love learning new things about people.

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petitemillicent @ 2004-05-24 05:39 am UTC

...

This explains a lot.

M. B.

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erniemacmillan @ 2004-05-24 05:45 am UTC

What??

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legit_regit @ 2004-05-24 07:51 am UTC

Are you serious?

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blondenarcissa @ 2004-05-24 04:56 am UTC

There is no such thing as a mythical body spot.

Narcissa Peltier Malfoy

erniemacmillan @ 2004-05-24 05:00 am UTC

But everyone says it is!

Uh...hello Mrs Malfoy.

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blondenarcissa @ 2004-05-24 05:02 am UTC

'Everyone' is mistaken, then.

Hello, Mr Macmillan.

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erniemacmillan @ 2004-05-24 05:02 am UTC

Well I know that! I just don't see why no one else can find it, I don't have any trouble!

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blondenarcissa @ 2004-05-24 05:05 am UTC

I see.

Are you certain? Sometimes people can be misled.

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hannahabbott @ 2004-05-24 05:09 am UTC

Yes, Ernest is quite certain.

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purestblood @ 2004-05-24 04:05 pm UTC

You're a very astute young man, even if you are a Hufflepuff.

-Lucius Malfoy

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potions_master @ 2004-05-24 01:21 pm UTC

Oh my God, Macmillan, do crawl under a rock and die.

knight_to_h3 @ 2004-05-24 04:59 pm UTC

It's probably a myth, I've never heard of it

wheresmytoad @ 2004-05-24 08:55 pm UTC

Me neither.

(Um, should I have???)

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erniemacmillan @ 2004-05-26 08:28 am UTC

Sorry to hear that, man.

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dooglevoluna @ 2004-05-24 11:38 pm UTC

Muggles think

unicorns
hippogriffs
planet x

are myths. But clever witches and wizards know.

And some witches and wizards don't even believe in crumple horned snorkacks or blibbering humdingers.

I'm very fond of myths of all sorts but if there's a myth about my body I've not heard it yet.

lupercus @ 2004-05-27 09:32 pm UTC

I have yet to locate it myself, Ernie.

However, I have never really looked.

Well, that was a rather crumby interjection, wasn't it?