erniemacmillan: This time, you've gone TOO FAR.

This time, you've gone TOO FAR.
Well, in case anyone didn't KNOW, Hufflepuff House had to clean out the pipes in the kitchens on Saturday WITHOUT MAGIC. I bet this was some sort of set-up. They were probably hoping we'd get bacteria from all the grease in there! And let me tell you, that place is GREASE CITY!! Justin got a whole glob of it in his hair and it took him two days to get it out! What if he'd had to cut all of his hair off? I hardly think that's a fair punishment for Harry Potter melting a cauldron.

That's not to mention how hot it is in the kitchens when your entire HOUSE is shoved into it. And they locked the door after us! 'Course, I think maybe they turned the heat up while we were in there with no way to get out. They were probably trying to burn us alive! They may as well have locked us in the boiler room, for all the air we were getting in there!

The house-elves were okay, they kept getting us glasses of water and stuff, but I thought that was a bit suspicious, myself. I mean, why were they so anxious to give us water? They just kept insisting! So I made sure nobody drank any of it at all. You just don't know what could have been in that stuff. I mean, we were sweating pretty bad, and a couple of times I saw people crawling away to get water, but I'm not going to take a hit to Hufflepuff House because of Harry Potter. There's just no way.

Then, I come on here, and it turns out Ron Weasley and that Slytherin Malfoy have hexed each other all over the place, and lost sixty points for it. On these journals. "Gee, Ernie," you said. "Why are you showing such hate for the journals? We won't get in trouble because of them!" Well LOOK AT THAT. Not that it's any matter that Slytherin lost any points, really, but it just proves my point. It starts out small, with a couple points here, a couple points there. Then, bigger dreams come into the picture. Thirty points at a shot. Next we'll be getting expelled over it! I mean, that Parkinson girl in Slytherin got sent off to Beauxbatons for stuff she said in her journal!

And you all think I'm WRONG?

Ha! Oh, how right I wish you were.

eloisemidgen @ 2002-08-18 07:17 pm UTC

You're right. You really are.

hannahabbott @ 2002-08-20 06:58 pm UTC

I think you may be exagurating just a little, Erns. I have every faith that this school would not purposely put the entire Hufflepuff house to our deaths by locking us in the kitchens. We were victims of circumstances that we could not control.

Then, I come on here, and it turns out Ron Weasley and that Slytherin Malfoy have hexed each other all over the place, and lost sixty points for it. On these journals.

I'm thankful you weren't in the library...who knows how this conspiracy theory of yours would have exploded if you had have been...! Please, just concentrate on the up-and-coming Quidditch game...Please! For me?