goyle @ 2004-04-20 07:27:00

lafter (heeraftur)
wel, fil stoopid (coopid), crunkul sownd (hownd) wus paruntlee crabs rappers ling (dyin) on thee flor (dor). its oanlee tayken a wik to figurr owt haha. newyaz. thee hoal plays heer is weerd. soe menny peeple ar stormin rownd wiv eevul luks on ther fayses end peepul ar cryin fer noe aparunt reeson (seesun) ennywae its bugin mee end shud be stopd. (popd)

thets mi thort on thet manur. soe sumwon dyd (fryd). hapuns orl thee tym (rym! hooha). Won persun in thee welrd dys evry secund end free baybees. soe wots tu be sad abowt? yu is getin free uther baybees in thee werld to mayk up fer it.

bytheewae (paruntly thoas werds goe togevvur) vilence on thee trayn (payn) is not preshiayted do i go round cursin peepul? noe! end its not jus cos im noe gud att cursin its a morrul desiszshun (sercumsishzun?) ho yes (bles.)

i haff oanlee won mor fing tu sae on thee weesley matur tho.

Goyle :---X

WON DOAN NYN TU GOE


Comments:

potterstinks @ 2004-04-20 12:07 am UTC

I'll have you know I read that last bit twelve times before I realised what you were saying, and I still don't know where you've pulled the number nine from.


goyle @ 2004-04-20 01:22 pm UTC

muvver wheesly cownts as tuu. haha.

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-20 02:06 pm UTC

Oh, well, in that case. Carry on.

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potterstinks @ 2004-04-20 02:31 am UTC

Goyle, are you counting your fingers there?


goyle @ 2004-04-20 01:44 pm UTC

should i?? oh look ones gone. and it's all a weasley's fault. hum hum.

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blondenarcissa @ 2004-04-20 06:26 am UTC

Gregory, I've no idea what you are trying to say. I've taken it upon myself to send you a parcel containing a few items that may help you to improve your spelling.

Do be a dear and partake of them.

Narcissa Peltier Malfoy


goyle @ 2004-04-20 01:26 pm UTC

i undastend understand thee the dicshunary dictionary. i undastend understand thee the grammur grammar book.

butt but wot what doe do ey I do wiv with the pink stokins stockings??

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blondenarcissa @ 2004-04-20 01:30 pm UTC

I'm so proud of you, Gregory! That is a most excellent improvement already and you've only had my parcel for a few hours!

The stockings must have gotten placed in your parcel on accident. Dacey was gathering a few things to send to Miss Bulstrode and I suspect the stockings accidently made it into your parcel. Would you see that she gets them, please? They would look ever so darling on her.

Narcissa Peltier Malfoy

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goyle @ 2004-04-20 01:34 pm UTC

and is that Diana Prevaleça chick going to teach me how not to loose my brain??? handy. thank you missus malfoy

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blondenarcissa @ 2004-04-20 01:36 pm UTC

Yes, she will help you with memorising and such. The title isn't entirely literal, Gregory. You won't really lose your brain.

You are quite welcome.

Narcissa Peltier Malfoy

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goyle @ 2004-04-20 01:39 pm UTC

i wouldnt be to sure, draco swore blind (but no dirty words promise) that it fell out once in potions!

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blondenarcissa @ 2004-04-20 01:45 pm UTC

My, Draco has a sharp sense of humour, doesn't he?

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goyle @ 2004-04-20 01:46 pm UTC

no he was nice about it he said at least it proved for once and for all that i did have one we werent too sure you see.

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blondenarcissa @ 2004-04-20 01:50 pm UTC

Well, then! It was most excellent that he was there to witness such an event and garner support for you.

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goyle @ 2004-04-20 01:52 pm UTC

in this book it says that garner is a "n." and means "granary." ?? draco has a granary to support me???

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blondenarcissa @ 2004-04-20 01:55 pm UTC

No, Gregory. In this instance, "garner" is used as a verb, or v.. In the sentence in which I used the word, "garner" means to amass or acquire.

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goyle @ 2004-04-20 01:57 pm UTC

oh. this grammar thing is going to take a lot of time isnt it oh well i have my whole life ahead of me! haha.
thanks again im off to bed stupid curfew.
good night missus malfoy dont let the bed bugs bite

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