jadedsirius @ 2003-04-05 00:19:00

Current music:Deep Purple - Perfect Strangers

This school is conspiring to drive me insane.

Snape has decided in his infinite paranoia that Harry is a plagiarist. Not only is this completely ridiculous, he cannot of course prove it.

And now when I have something to discuss with him, he is avoiding me.

Though he's only hiding out in the dungeons, it's not too difficult to find him. He's forgotten to invalidate the password he once invoked for me. Hope he doesn't read this.

Students seem to be descending into a gothic doom. Apparently it's back in fashion.

Narcissa has entertained us all with pictures of Dracie-poo when he was just a young ferret.

Ron Weasley is overreacting all over the place, but that's nothing new.

All of Hogwarts appears to be experimenting with alternative lifestyles.

If Remus isn't fretting over the wedding plans, he's worried about the lack of Wolfsbane Potion, as he is transforming for the students. I don't see the issue. I'll be there, and my Animagus form has always been enough to control him before. And it was his idea, after all...

And the wedding plans. I never knew there were so many arrangements to be made! And after looking at the things Remus has registered for, I can see my dear werewolf mate has expensive tastes.

I looked all over for the sorts of things I'd like to register for, but there doesn't seem to be a sex toy wedding registry, much to my dismay.

I'm still working on the gift I have planned for Remus; it will be difficult, but I know it's something he's wanted for a very long time.

In other news, a enormous moth is flying around our rooms, dive bombing me randomly and disappearing before I can hex it. Yes, I survived twelve years in Azkaban, faced down dark wizards and dementors, and bugs make me scream like a girl, as Remus would say.

Ah, much better. Remus just killed it with a rolled-up Daily Prophet. At least that rag is good for something...

~Sirius


Comments:

potions_master @ 2003-04-05 12:28 am UTC


You are truly one of the last great idiots.

SS


jadedsirius @ 2003-04-05 12:30 am UTC

Just checking to see if you're paying attention, Sevvie.

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lupercus @ 2003-04-05 12:33 am UTC


Don't call him Sevvie.

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potions_master @ 2003-04-05 12:34 am UTC


Shut up, Lupin.

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blondenarcissa @ 2003-04-05 04:29 am UTC

Sirius,

Although I am pleased that you have enjoyed the photos of my Draco, I would appreciate it if you would not refer to him as some sort of rodent. He is a boy and a very handsome, charming one at that.

As for Remus's taste for expensive things, there is nothing wrong with that preference at all. Showing an appreciation for the finer things indicates that one has had a proper and dignified cultural upbringing.

Narcissa Malfoy


jadedsirius @ 2003-04-05 09:39 am UTC

My apologies, Narcissa. It was indeed very ungracious of me. Do forgive me.

Speaking of the finer things, how is Lucius these days? Has he got any new absinthe in?

~Sirius

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blondenarcissa @ 2003-04-05 12:34 pm UTC

Your apology is graciously accepted.

Lucius is as fine as always. Thank you for inquiring after him. I do believe the distillery I gave him for Christmas is actually working on a new, improved absinthe. We shall send you a case when the new product is ready.

Narcissa Malfoy

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seamus_f @ 2003-04-05 08:33 am UTC

I looked all over for the sorts of things I'd like to register for, but there doesn't seem to be a sex toy wedding registry, much to my dismay.

Here you go, Professor: Sex Toy Registry


jadedsirius @ 2003-04-05 09:37 am UTC

Very resourceful, Mr Finnigan. I shall not ask how you know this, and merely award ten points to Gryffindor. Thank you.

~Sirius

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