| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-06-15 14:52:00 |
| Current mood: | CHAMPIONS |
| Current music: | OH AND, HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, DAD!!! |
DIDN'T I TELL YOU? SLYTHERINS DROOL!!!
Good day everyone? Sorry about the short post last night but I had to run back to the all night celebration. Yup, you heard right! Celebration! BECAUSE WE WON!!! GRYFFINDOR WON THE MATCH!!! Not only that! We won the QUIDDITCH CUP!!! ABOUT TIME TOO, I SAY!!! Besides, it's only right that WE won instead of THEM when THEY were playing dirty throughout the game, there were at least 400 fouls by them all night! SODDING CHEATERS SERVES YOU RIGHT! HAH!
The match started after dinner no thanks to COLIN CREEVEY who had to give birth to a bloody car right in the middle of the Qudditch pitch for no reason whatsoever. Now really! What the hell did he have to do that for?! Mind you, it was his BROTHER who told on him to Professor McGonagall. Honestly, does he have ANY friends at all?! But anyway, it was starting to get a bit dark when we started the game and it was pitch black by the time it ended which was rather annoying but hey, WE WON!!!
2 minutes into the game, I saw Bysmal from Slytherin waving something with wings in her hand so I flew towards her and oh no! She got the Snitch! Can you believe that!? So I got into a fistfight with her for it, only Seekers are suppose to touch the Snitch!!! What the bloody hell was she thinking?! Not very clever IS SHE!! And she started swearing at me and throwing punches everywhere, good thing I was too fast for her fist and I pulled her hair until she let go of the Snitch, ha! Mind you, she may be a girl but she was VICIOUS and it was a BLOODY FOUL so it's not like I bullied her or anything! Then I flew quickly to Harry and gave the Snitch to him but for some STUPID reason they said it wasn't counted so we had to start the game over.
HONESTLY PEOPLE HOW IS THAT FAIR?!
But never mind that, when we started playing again, that weird new Slytherin Beater who looks just like Bulstrode which is really creepy started bumphing, and she did it about SIX TIMES so the game kept having to bloody restart, is she bloody FIVE?! How unprofessional can they be really?! Ginny and Hermione were watching the match! They could've gotten hurt! Lucky dad was with them so I wasn't that worried but STILL! It was getting really dark and SOME people would like to win the game fast and celebrate you know!!!
NOT ONLY THAT!! The Slytherin players were blagging all over the place WHY THE SOD ARE THEY ALLOWED TO PLAY QUIDDITCH?!?! Haydt flew ACROSS THE PITCH just to tug on the end of my broom to stop me from defending my hoops so I kicked her in the face and she pretended her teeth fell out so SOMEHOW I GOT FOULED AS WELL THANKS A LOT HAYDT IN CASE NO ONE TOLD YOU, KEEPERS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FLYING ALL OVER THE PLACE BLOODY SODDING HELL SLYTHERIN!!!
AS I WAS SAYING! Well, it started to get really dark at some point so Abigail and Benjamin took out those Muggle Touch Lights (don't ask me why they're called that, dad!!!) and started shining them around so they can look out for Buldgers easily. The lights were sort of distracting but I must say that is a bloody wicked idea so I don't know why they got fouled for that. How can that be compared to the fouls the Slytherins were committing?! NO JUSTIC, I'M TELLING YOU! But! I managed to knock DRACO MALFOY off his broom!! HA HA!
What happened was that I saw him flying pretty near to the ground so I flew down as well to see what the hell he was up to and it was too dark to see how near I was so I slammed right into him and he rolled off his broom and fell! Ha ha ha! It's not my fault HE couldn't fly properly, I didn't fall off MY broom DID I!!! But OF COURSE he had to start screaming bloody murder so I got a foul because of that, LYING SACK OF SHIT!!! And THEN!!! When he flew up again, he was on TWO BROOMS! I was wondering why he started flying so fast but NATURALLY HE WAS CHEATING!! TWO SODDING BROOMS!!! HONESTLY MALFOY! You think NO ONE would notice that?!?! YOU DESERVED MORE THAN ONE FOUL FOR THAT, YOU SODDING SOD OF A MORON!!!
I guess the Slytherin Chasers started feeling LEFT OUT of the fouls so that started haversacking which was actually kind of fun because I got to yell FOUL!!!!! about 400 times, ha! Only, some of the haversacking went unnoticed and they managed to score a few pathetic goals so Evan got really mad and yelled at Natalie and Darryl to do the same and THEY DID!! It was BLOODY BRILLIANT!!! Then all of a sudden there were bits of shiny things everywhere and it was really hard to see through all that mess, some of us swallowed mouthfuls of those as well, good thing it wasn't poisonous!!!
Well turns out it was BULSTRODE to blame, BIG SURPRISE THERE!!! She was throwing shiny confetti paper everywhere to distract us and she also threw Galleons in Harry's direction whenever she flew near him I SWEAR SLYTHERINS SHOULD BE BANNED FROM QUIDDITCH FOR THE REST OF THEIR BLOODY SAD LIVES BUT AS USUAL NOBODY LISTENS TO RON!!! Then when the scores were Gryffindor 180, Slytherin 200 (the scores were so high because of those bloody penalties) Malfoy started Wronski Feinting and I nearly had a bloody heart attack thinking he spotted the Snitch before Harry but I saw Harry flying after Malfoy at first and then turning suddenly to fly off really fast in a different direction and there was the Snitch!!!!
HARRY SPOTTED IT!!! THE REAL SNITCH!!! MALFOY REALISED IT TOO LATE AND TRIED TO REVERSE AFTER HARRY BUT AGAIN, TOO LATE!!!! HAH!!! HARRY CAUGHT THE SNITCH!!!!!! GO HARRY I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT!!! AND WE WON!!!!! WE BLOODY WON!!!!!!! Gryffindor 330, SLytherin 200!!!!!!!!!!!! THREE HUNDRED AND THIRTY POINTS!!! GRYFFINDOR!!!
Evans started sobbing like a girl when the match was announced over and as we were flying to the ground the new Slytherin Beater produced an AXE out of nowhere and started going after Bulstrode with it which was HILARIOUS!! And then she threw the axe at her and Bulstrode's broom got chopped into two and she fell!!! HA HA HA! I don't know what happened after that because WHO CARES!!! BEST MATCH EVER!!!! 330!!!! Now I'm off to eat more of the leftover party food from last night, ha!!
Comments:
| hannahabbott @ 2003-06-15 04:42 pm UTC |
Congrats! It was a really interesting match even though all the fouls happened so fast I didn't really catch any of them. Hufflepuff matches never have any fouls, at least not from us. It'd be nice for Hufflepuff to win once in a while but since Gryffindor had less fouls than Slytherin, I suppose it's fair that you won. Congrats again!
| wheresmytoad @ 2003-06-15 07:29 pm UTC |
Outstanding game, and thanks for the excellent write up!
(But you know, Ron, and don't take this wrong: you really should try to kip for the night. I reckon you've been awake for nigh on 36 hours. About time you came down from the ceiling, yeah?)
Neville
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-06-15 07:35 pm UTC Re: |
I'm not tired yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahha!! Want some sugar cane buns?? There're some left over!!!!!!
(parent)| wheresmytoad @ 2003-06-15 08:11 pm UTC |
Ron. This is from all of your roommates. Yes, we're happy that Gryffindor won, but we're yawning our heads off. We need sleep. You need sleep. Go to bed. Party's over.
(I can't believe I need to say this. It makes me feel like I'm your mum or something.)
Neville
| erniemacmillan @ 2003-06-15 09:07 pm UTC |
You know, telling someone "party's over" when your House has just won the cup is kind of suspicious. Shouldn't you be happy?
(parent)| wheresmytoad @ 2003-06-16 04:03 am UTC |
Absolutely, I'm happy.
I'm just dead for lack of sleep.
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-06-15 09:07 pm UTC Re: |
How is THAT MY FAULT?! I wasn't the one with the bloody axe you know?! But serves her right, hah!!!
(parent)| erniemacmillan @ 2003-06-15 09:09 pm UTC |
Yes but she wouldn't have got one if Mulligan wasn't carrying an axe around the whole time. Everyone knows wielding an axe is a foul. Bulstrode should have darted left and she wouldn't have been hit at all.
(parent)| erniemacmillan @ 2003-06-15 09:17 pm UTC |
Well with my night-vision omnioculars, I noticed you flew into Malfoy on purpose. Don't think you're that smooth, buddy. So it's your fault Malfoy fell, even if he didn't get hurt. Don't play the innocent piper here.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-06-15 09:19 pm UTC Re: |
It was DARK! I couldn't SEE! He was right THERE! He should have bloody DODGED!
(parent)| erniemacmillan @ 2003-06-15 09:22 pm UTC |
Man, he was at least ten metres below you. You darted all the way down to do it, it was a little obvious. Keepers aren't supposed to go darting around after Seekers.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-06-15 09:23 pm UTC Re: |
I wasn't DARTING! I flew slowly down to see what he was up to!! I don't trust that sod not to cheat and guess what, I was right!!! TWO BROOMS!!!
(parent)| erniemacmillan @ 2003-06-15 09:26 pm UTC |
The two brooms didn't occur until after you knocked him off. You flew with intent to collide, which is a foul too, and that's why Slytherin got that penalty.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-06-15 09:28 pm UTC Re: |
Oh WHO CARES! HE GOT A FOUL TOO! MORE THAN ONE IN FACT!
(parent)| erniemacmillan @ 2003-06-15 09:05 pm UTC |
You're ALL a bunch of stinking cheaters! Anyone could see you were flacking half the time, why do you think Slytherin got to make so many penalty shots?! And what are you thinking, Snitchnipping like that? YOU made half the fouls for Gryffindor by yourself!
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-06-15 09:09 pm UTC Re: |
Oh shut up! You're just sore Hufflepuff never get very far in Quidditch!! And I thought YOU didn't like Slytherins, shouldn't you be GLAD?!!!?
(parent)| erniemacmillan @ 2003-06-15 09:11 pm UTC |
Oh, just assuming I only care about Hufflepuff, eh? I don't even play for the team! I just like following Quidditch. And I was watching the whole time. You're supposed to block from the front, Weasley, not the back, and you did it just when Yellowback made that shot and no one said anything but I caught it! You did it right after Pritchard cobbed at Endwalk and scored on the way out of it, too.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-06-15 09:13 pm UTC Re: |
MACMILLAN! THE MATCH IS OVER AND I WAS THERE YOU KNOW?!
(parent)| erniemacmillan @ 2003-06-15 09:15 pm UTC |
Then just as Eberly haversacked, Haydt flacked too. No one caught that either. I think you're all equally rotten cheaters. Potter darted left, Malfoy cobbed and cobbed and cobbed. Malfoy's surname should be Cobb.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-06-15 09:17 pm UTC Re: |
THEY CHEATED MORE THAN WE DID!!!! Were we watching the same game?!
(parent)| erniemacmillan @ 2003-06-15 09:18 pm UTC |
And more of Gryffindor's fouls were overlooked than Slytherin's, so isn't that equally sneaky?
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-06-15 09:20 pm UTC Re: |
Well it's hardly our fault we're faster and more skillful than THEM! Hardly surprising either!
(parent)| erniemacmillan @ 2003-06-15 09:21 pm UTC |
So what you're saying is you're more skilful at hiding your fouls.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-06-15 09:23 pm UTC Re: |
Nope! I'm saying we're better and WE WON so shut up already!!!
(parent)| erniemacmillan @ 2003-06-15 09:27 pm UTC |
But I said 'Gryffindor's fouls were overlooked' and you said 'we're faster and more skilful' in explanation as to why. So you think it's fair that your fouls are overlooked if you're faster about it? That's what I call unfair.
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-06-15 09:29 pm UTC Re: |
WE'RE OBVIOUSLY THE BETTER TEAM OKAY AND THE GAME IS BLOODY OVER SO WHAT IS YOUR SODDING PROBLEM HERE
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