| knight_to_h3 @ 2002-06-05 15:34:00 |
| Current mood: |  curious |
| Current music: | *cracks knuckles* |
12 more days to The Nightmare.
I think Hermione is secretly trying to become a library before the exams, which are a whole bloody century away. I won't be surprised if she starts looking like one with all the bloody time she spends in that book-infested hell hole. I can't believe she seriously read through the whole of "The Encyclopaedia of Pogrebins"! Who cares about Pogrebins? What on earth is a sodding Pogrebin?! Whatever it is, it can't be interesting enough for her to BLOODY IGNORE MY QUESTIONS! Has anyone tried getting her attention while she's reading? It's not bloody possible, I'm not kidding you!
I spent TWO hours sitting in that dreaded place, kicking her chair, trying to talk her bloody ear off and the only thing she said (after 1 hour and 33 minutes, mind you) was, "Don't be silly, Ron. I'm not going to the ball with Seamus, or Dean, or Neville, or Terry Boot. And for your information, Ernie McMillan's nose does not look like a Jobberknoll. If you haven't fallen asleep in class this morning, you would have known that Jobberknolls are tiny blue speckled birds and their feathers are used in Truth Serums and Memory Potions. And, in case you don't know, birds do not have noses." Why do I need to listen in class when I have her repeating everything to me, not once, but FORTY SIX times a day?!
How am I supposed to know Jobberknolls have no noses?! Who the sod cares about their feathers?! And she STILL DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION! You'd think that the top student in Hogwarts would be able to answer a question as simple as "who are you going to The Nightmare with?", wouldn't you? Well no! That woman has gone mad. I bloody give up! For today. Haha! We'll see how long she can go until she cracks! *shakes fist*
Oh well, I'm exhausted. Haven't seen Harry around much today. I hope he's not upset or anything. I don't think he is, maybe he's just stressed about the match coming up after the The Nightmare. I might have said some things in my last entry that I didn't really mean, but you know, it was a bad day with all the bloody crappy sodding things about The Nightmare and with some fleabag insulting Hermione for no bloody reason. Good thing I didn't over-react.
Anyway, I'm off to bed.
Comments:
| potterstinks @ 2002-06-05 02:22 pm UTC |
That's funny, Weasley. Weren't you just saying yesterday how your precious Granger didn't spend time in the library? How she was too busy with friends to spend 23 hours a day studying? Heh heh heh.
 knight_to_h3 @ 2002-06-05 02:38 pm UTC |
Heh yourself, Malfoy! What the hell are you doing in my journal again?! Mummy not giving you enough attention? Hah!
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2002-06-05 02:42 pm UTC |
At least my mother knows how to SPELL, Weasel. Is that why yours isn't around? Still trying to wrap her brain around the sentence, "Today I was fat"? Let me write up a journal entry for your mother.
"Dear Log,
Today for breakfast I had doughnuts, creme cakes, pumpkin pasties, jelly pie, cauldron cakes, Fred, three hams, and the sink.
Today for lunch I nearly smothered because I had fallen asleep, and my face drifted into my arm. I nearly drowned in cellulite.
Today for dinner I carved up a big slice of MY OWN FATTY CALF. It'll just grow back, anyway! Ho ho ho!"
| knight_to_h3 @ 2002-06-05 02:55 pm UTC |
YOU BLOODY TAKE THAT BACK, DON'T YOU DARE INSULT MY MOTHER,YOU SODDING DWARF! IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU ARE NOT SHORT TO SEE PAST YOUR MOTHER'S APRON! THINK YOUR MOTHER IS SO GREAT, DO YOU? LOOK AT HER! SHE'S BLOODY USING PICTURES OF GIRLS THAT ARE 1/36479 HER AGE AND SIZE AS FOR HER JOURNAL ICONS, LIKE ANYONE WOULD WANT TO READ ABOUT HER SMOKING HABITS! OR IS THAT GIRL IN HER ICON YOUR SISTER WHO YOUR PRECIOUS FATHER DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT, HMM? HAH! NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY, YOU NO LIFE FLEA SPREADING FERRET FACE!
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2002-06-05 03:10 pm UTC |
You don't know how old my mother is! And don't try calling my mother fat just because yours needs an extra "wing" put on the house so she can fit inside! One too many Engorgement Charms to the arse, was it?
"IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU ARE NOT SHORT"
It is not my fault you are not attractive, either, but you don't see me making embarrassing typos over it.
Say another word about my mother and I swear you'll know whether or not Dementors put out.
 knight_to_h3 @ 2002-06-05 03:32 pm UTC |
THAT IS NOT A TYPO, YOU IDIOT! I MEANT, YOU ARE NOT SHORT, YOU ARE SHORTER THAN SHORT! IF I WERE YOU, I'D STAY OUT OF THE WAY WHEN YOUR MOTHER IS KICKING HOUSE ELVES, SHE MIGHT JUST MISTAKE YOU FOR ONE! HAHA!
AND WHAT PART OF GET LOST DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!
| potterstinks @ 2002-06-05 03:36 pm UTC |
Oh, well in that case, it is not my fault you are not ugly - you are uglier than ugly. If I were you, I'd stay out of the way when your friendly neighbourhood werewolf is teaching you about the dangers of flobberworms -- he might just mistake your FAT NOSE FOR ONE!
(parent)| blushcrush @ 2002-06-06 12:27 am UTC |
Ron, don't pay him any attention. :) He's only saying these things to try and make himself feel superior. We both know he's not!
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2002-06-06 02:44 am UTC |
Of course he isn't, WE know that, everyone knows that but HE'S just in denial. I'm dying for some snacks now, I'll see you at lunch, Ginny!
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