knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-18 22:24:00

Current mood: irritated
Current music:GIGGLING, WHAT ELSE

Home!
And outnumbered! Dad and I are the only males in the whole house, it's really not something I want to get used to, and dad keeps showing me his Muggle staples collection. Apparently they come in different sizes so OF COURSE he had to have all of them and he's been going around with the biggest one snapping our clothes together. I got stuck to Hermione's blouse for about a year before I got the sodding metal rod out. THANKS DAD. Yeah, Hermione is here. THANKS MUM. Everyone thought it was very funny but IT'S REALLY NOT, Cho said I left my sense of humour back in Hogwarts, IS IT TOO LATE TO GO BACK FOR IT? THIS IS A SODDING NIGHTMARE!

What do I have to do to eat my stew in peace around here?! They haven't stopped giggling since they got on the train, what is so bloody funny?! At least my stew won't get stolen this time, hah! Stupid, rotten, robbing piece of crap, that rat Malfoy, even his father thinks he's an idiot but since some people want to be his friend I guess it makes everything okay huh NEVER MIND that he's a scum, was a scum, will always be a scum AND DID I MENTION THAT WAS MY STEW AND MY GRINGOTTS HE STOLE?!

I'm beginning to think Trelawney may be right about this whole bad karma crap, partnered with DRACO MALFOY for a trip to MUGGLE LONDON and the Minstry where MY DAD WORKS. Might as well let SNAPE be the head of Gryffindor, honestly! That idiot managed to "misplace" the whole school and started to stalk my stew. Why does he need so much food anyway, he's only 3 feet tall! But no no, he had STUPIDLY snatch for my sack that dad made me collect for Ginny and it tore and all the girly things went flying. You know the absorbent monthly girly things?! IDIOT!!

SO THEN. He took out his wand and threatened to hex my stew. His wand! IN MUGGLE LONDON!! I had to loudly announce that he's a retarded kid who likes to play with sticks, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT SOD REALLY?! Finally I had to go to a store to ask for directions since he can't even bloody remember what the Tube is called so I left him out on the streets alone to get eaten by helicopters. SADLY HE WAS STILL ALIVE WHEN I CAME BACK, there is no justice, NONE!!!

I had to buy something in the store before they'd tell me where the bloody Tube station is so I bought the cheapest thing there, a lottery ticket they call it - some card that I've to scratch, it's kind of complicated but anyway, I scratched and I WON GRINGOTTS!! AND THEN HE STOLE IT!! WITH MAGIC!!!! RIGHT THERE IN PUBLIC!!!! AND TOOK MY STEW TOO!!!!!! It's sodding unfair that he got to keep most of the money FOR A DEAD OWL THAT I BET IS REALLY GLAD I KILLED IT BECAUSE WHO IN THEIR BLOODY RIGHT MIND WANTS TO WORK FOR THE MALFOYS EVEN IF ITS AN OWL?!

WHY ARE THEY STILL GIGGLING?! Dad is talking to them about sleeping arrangements now. Cho had better not be sleeping in Ginny's room BECAUSE!!! And I swear on Merlin's grave if I hear giggles through the night I'll hex them both into little confetti pieces to throw at Sirius and Professor Lupin's wedding, HEAR YOU ME!!!

Wonder if Professor Lupin is okay now.. Glad the werewolf classes are over, it was brilliant stuff but having to partner for the assignments is just stupid. The transformation last night was wicked cool, don't know why some people freaked the hell out, it's just Professor Lupin, what's the worst that can happen?! Sirius was there and it was a lot like the first time I saw the transformation, yeah, louder I guess, must be painful. Good man, that one.

Oh time for supper! Can't wait for Charlie to come home tomorrow, 3 guys against 400 girls is better than just me and dad, I say!!


Comments:

seekercho @ 2003-04-18 10:54 am UTC

Oi, Ron what's going on with the thing? Your Dad says we're going tomorrow maybe?

And come out of your bloody room, we're not giggling that much! And you don't want to go back to school anyway because I heard Malfoy is stuck there. Poor ickle hamster.

We're making cranes for Professor Lupin, don't you want to help? It's Hermione's idea.

- Cho


knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-18 10:59 am UTC
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Tomorrow then? Shush about it though, I'll talk to you about it later.. What the bloody hell is Professor Lupin going to do with cranes?! Not a very clever idea, is it!! No thanks, I'll just sit here and hex myself deaf.

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seekercho @ 2003-04-18 11:02 am UTC

Fine we'll talk later IF you ever come out of your room. And the cranes are a sweet idea! Origami cranes mean hope, so we're all making him some to help him get better. But if you don't want to help that's fine, Hermione didn't think you would anyway.

'Hexing yourself' is that what they call it now?

- Cho

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-18 11:09 am UTC

Oh she didn't think I would eh? I bet I can fold more cranes than her, want an origami duel?

BY THE WAY, SHUT UP!

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seekercho @ 2003-04-18 11:26 am UTC


Origami duel! You're on! Suppose someone's got to teach you to make the cranes first though?

By the way Charlie's just arrived, he's early! Wants to know where 'Spottydinkle' is. Is that you?

- Cho

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-18 11:29 am UTC
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NO!!!! NOT ME.

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seekercho @ 2003-04-18 11:33 am UTC
paging mr spottydinkle

yes yes you.

hullo ronnikins. brought you some sweets. come give us a kiss!!

whats this about gringotts?

~charlie

PS thanx cho for the journal lend can"t remember remus's bloody password

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-18 11:36 am UTC
Re: paging mr spottydinkle

STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!

I won Gringotts! Didn't you hear? I thought dad told the world and a few nearby planets already! How come you're back so early? Not that I'm complaining, could do with some un-giggly people around here!

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seekercho @ 2003-04-18 11:42 am UTC
Re: paging mr spottydinkle


sorry sorry RONALD there better?

you won gringotts! dad just explained to me - WELL DONE! good thing you got it back from that bloody idiot malfoy then. what'll you do with your winnings, maybe buy your dear sweet brother a drink!

i"m back early because half the dragons are still hibernating so they said i could go a bit early. i missed my weasleys especially my ickle brudder freckledyarse.

hey how;s remus anyway? i heard he had a rough time of it is he alright now?

~notorious c.i.w.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-18 11:47 am UTC
Re: paging mr spottydinkle

I gave mum and dad my Gringotts! Well I kept a tiny bit for something, you should be getting me a drink!! Professor Lupin transformed for us last night, you should've been there to see it! I think he's better now, oh and getting married too!

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seekercho @ 2003-04-18 11:54 am UTC
Re: paging mr spottydinkle

good man ronald. good man.

whatever you're buying get me one too. and i'll get you your drink next time were are diagon alley hows that. dont tell mum!

ah so that is why there are seven thousand cranes all over the table down here then, hermione said they were making them for remus.

GETTING MARRIED! yes, i got an invitation but whats that all about, how"d he manage to get sirius to agree to that! GET DOWN HERE and tell me about it I am tired of typing at you idiot. come down mum's got stew on. you can tell me about london and this wedding.

~charlie

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-18 11:59 am UTC
Re: paging mr spottydinkle

Only if the giggling stops!!!

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seekercho @ 2003-04-18 12:06 pm UTC


Oh Ron! We're NOT giggling. Come down right now or Ginny and Charlie and I are COMING TO GET YOU.

- Cho

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-18 12:10 pm UTC
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OKAY OKAY BLOODY HELL THERE'S NO NEED THE THREATEN!!!

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la_pensee @ 2003-04-18 03:09 pm UTC

I do hope ever so much that you fend for yourself against all those girls, Ron.