| lockerygildhart @ 2003-05-31 07:08:00 |
| Current mood: |  dirty |
Hello!
It seems I've been called away from a fascinating lecture on something called Lock Heart, which I imagine is a bit like Lock Jaw, terribly painful sounding if you ask me. At any rate, hello! I haven't actually caught your name but the fine-looking lady here beside me assures me that someone is listening inside of this tiny box. Don't let's tell her, but that sounds a bit i-n-s-a-n-e. I ... n ... s ... a ... What's insane? Oh dear, I've forgotten what you were saying.
What am I to do here? I just press on these hard, unforgiving letters and words appear? Oh my, but that is nifty.
What's this long one do?
Oh, hello! Yes, please, I'd like another ice cream cone and this time do try - oh, I needn't answer you here? You'd rather I speak aloud? I'm getting annoying now? Who's annoying?
Well! I daresay, madam, that you
Gilderoy Lockhart needs to step away from the computer now.
Madame Teagle, St Mungo's.</font>
Hello! Oh dear.
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