lupercus @ 2003-04-20 11:27:00

Current mood: awake
Current music:a boy and his dogfather

...
I was awakened this morning by two idiots in their pajamas blasting Iggy Pop's "Lust For Life" and singing along while accompanying themselves on air-guitar with broomsticks.

Nice shorts, Harry - are those little SnitchesHEYGET OFFME GIVEMETHE KEYBOA

Edited under threat of certain doom: Harry does not in fact have Snitch shorts, rather they are very mature pajamas of a very mature nature, as is the somewhat obscene 'Naked Quidditch' t-shirt that undoubtedly came from his godfather would you please stop hitting me with that pillow before OKAY THAT'S IT WHY YOU LITTLE COME HERE

Excuse me, I must go and deal with The Boy Who Lived The Boy Who Had Better Bloody Run If He Doesn't Want Leeks For Ears, and his hairy accomplice.

Comments:

la_pensee @ 2003-04-20 02:06 pm UTC

What a darling mental image, Professor Lupin.

lupercus @ 2003-04-20 02:43 pm UTC

Just another day in the life of a fairly odd-parent, Pansy.

Mrs Malfoy sends her warmest regards.

- Prof. Lupin

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la_pensee @ 2003-04-20 02:45 pm UTC

And I mine, to all spending Easter in your home.

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lupercus @ 2003-04-20 03:15 pm UTC

Thank you, Pansy. Happy Easter to you, as well.

- Professor Lupin

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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-20 06:03 pm UTC


you have shorts with little pawprints on them you know so you;re one to talk.

~c

lupercus @ 2003-04-20 06:34 pm UTC


You, minion, are too saucy.

Shoo!

- Remus

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just_harry @ 2003-04-20 06:55 pm UTC

Guess who found them? And I think it's only fair if they end up pinned up in the Great Hall. And Sirius agrees. So there.

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lupercus @ 2003-04-20 07:19 pm UTC

You will pay.

Both of you.

I know where you sleep.

I have cranes and I am not afraid to use them.

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just_harry @ 2003-04-20 07:26 pm UTC

I bet you can't catch us! You know, Sirius's present is great! Thanks!

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lupercus @ 2003-04-20 07:44 pm UTC


You know, Hedwig would look a lot better if she were neon pink with purple polka-dots, don't you think? I think so.

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just_harry @ 2003-04-20 07:48 pm UTC

She's faster than you are too, old man.

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jadedsirius @ 2003-04-20 07:55 pm UTC

He's got you there, Moony.

Good one, Harry. I'm proud of you!

~Sirius

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lupercus @ 2003-04-20 08:02 pm UTC


I will deal with you later, mutt.

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jadedsirius @ 2003-04-20 08:08 pm UTC

I seriously doubt that, invalid.

Shall I bring you your prune juice now?

~Sirius

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lupercus @ 2003-04-20 08:11 pm UTC


You know what you can do with that prune juice.

STOP ENCOURAGING HIM.

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jadedsirius @ 2003-04-20 08:15 pm UTC

Aw, you're no fun, Remus.

Harry, I think it might be prudent to leave the old man alone for a while until he calms down.

Fancy a night ride on the motorbike?

~Sirius

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just_harry @ 2003-04-20 08:04 pm UTC

That's a funny shade of purple he's turning. Do you think we should be worried?

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jadedsirius @ 2003-04-20 08:10 pm UTC

No, it happens all time. He'll get over it eventually.

Now, if you want to see something really embarrassing of Remus', I can find the trunk in the attic...

~Sirius

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just_harry @ 2003-04-20 08:15 pm UTC

Oooh! You're on! Race you!

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jadedsirius @ 2003-04-20 08:17 pm UTC

Ha. Four legs are faster than two!

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just_harry @ 2003-04-20 08:19 pm UTC

Cheater!

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jadedsirius @ 2003-04-20 08:40 pm UTC

Remus is coming after us, Harry. I suggest a diversion...

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lupercus @ 2003-04-20 08:44 pm UTC


DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

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jadedsirius @ 2003-04-20 08:51 pm UTC

Too late!

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lupercus @ 2003-04-20 09:00 pm UTC


WHAT DID YOU DO?

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lupercus @ 2003-04-20 08:23 pm UTC


YOU ARE BOTH SO GROUNDED.

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jadedsirius @ 2003-04-20 08:26 pm UTC

You'll have to catch us first, old man.

Love you.

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lupercus @ 2003-04-20 08:33 pm UTC


Don't you sweet talk me you hairy fiend I am so going to make you pay start flying because I AM COMING TO BASH HEADS

DOOM!

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lupercus @ 2003-04-20 07:59 pm UTC


That's what Immobillus is for, young man.

Bring us the shorts or the owl gets it.

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just_harry @ 2003-04-20 08:09 pm UTC

I think she'd look nice with spots. Do your worst!

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lupercus @ 2003-04-20 08:32 pm UTC


Oh, that's IT. Leg or no leg I have a broomstick and I am COMING TO GET YOU NOW.

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just_harry @ 2003-04-20 08:40 pm UTC

Hey! No flying in the house! You said!

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jadedsirius @ 2003-04-20 08:41 pm UTC

Yes, Remus, one must follow the rules!

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lupercus @ 2003-04-20 08:45 pm UTC


HELLO, ILLEGAL ANIMAGUS.

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lupercus @ 2003-04-20 08:43 pm UTC


Rules?

What kind of bloody Gryffindor ARE you, boy? You're the spawn of a Marauder! You know better!

Run.

Rules...

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just_harry @ 2003-04-20 08:46 pm UTC

Running now! Let's go, Sirius!

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jadedsirius @ 2003-04-20 08:53 pm UTC

Right behind you.

head for the bike.

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lupercus @ 2003-04-20 09:03 pm UTC


YOU CAN FLY BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE!

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