moaningmyrtle @ 2002-08-04 02:01:00

Current mood:	lonely
Current music:	drip. drip. drip.

tonight was the lantern festival and i didn't get to go! don't you think i like fireworks and mooncakes and illicit sips of alcohol and snogging in the bushes too? oh it was so lonely, i sat in my stall and sobbed and wished i could flush myself down the loo into the lake so i could go to the festival too! but no, i stayed here because nobody even knows i'm not alive. i hate you all more than i have olive hornby and my, did i ever hate her.

why don't i ever get visited anymore?

Comments:

pe_eee_ee_eeves @ 2002-08-04 06:13 am UTC

oi myrtle i heard potter saying he were too shy to visit you cos you is so cute and all

OH WAIT

HE WAS SAYING YOU WERE TOO FAT AND UGLY AND PIMPLY TO VISIT

nobody likes you
everybody hates you
guess you should go eat woooorrrrmsss

except you can't eat anything!!!!!!1

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