| potterstinks in nocturne_alley @ 2003-04-03 22:54:00 |
| Current mood: | enraged |
Attn: all
To the person who sent me a rooster's head in the owl post this morning, I find you uncouth and do not wish to see your half-price parchment again, nor your shoddy threatening notes.
God, you're all rather gullible, aren't you? As though Sally-Anne and I really dumped blood on anyone. Did you suppose we killed some roosters with our bare hands? Where would we have got the roosters? We put an illusion charm on some of the mud to make it look like blood, is all. As though I want to handle the blood of a rooster. Please, that sort of thing isn't sanitary.
Nice to know that stupidity remains here. Oh, and I'll just be crawling back into my 'hole', since that's what's expected. I wouldn't want to miss the point.
Comments:
| colin__creevey @ 2003-04-03 08:10 pm UTC |
You actually expect anybody with brains to BELIEVE YOU?!
you're PATHETIC, MALFOY!
And even if it WAS "JUST MUD" THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER!!!! YOU STILL MADE SOBLESSA CRY!!!!!
ENJOY THE TIME IN THE HOLE! HAVE FUN HANGING OUT WITH THE VERMIN, CRETIN!
| potterstinks @ 2003-04-03 08:15 pm UTC |
Go ahead and check Finch-Fletchley's clothes, you stupid little eyesore.
(parent)| colin__creevey @ 2003-04-03 09:22 pm UTC |
But--but, Harry!!! I'm only doing what you'd do if it was your girlfriend who was upset!
(parent)| just_harry @ 2003-04-03 09:34 pm UTC |
I know what you're doing and I understand why you're upset but I really think that you've said enough about it, okay?
(parent)| lupercus @ 2003-04-03 10:08 pm UTC |
Colin,
I say this as only a teacher could, with all the respect and authority one can have:
Drop it.
- Professor Lupin
| scotchtartan @ 2003-04-03 11:55 pm UTC |
Kindly count to 27 before speaking, Mister Creevey, count to 27.
Professor McGonagall.
| petitemillicent @ 2003-04-03 08:16 pm UTC |
Leave the hole.
You are helping Pansy and I illustrate the next Werewolf assignment.
M. B.
| petitemillicent @ 2003-04-03 08:35 pm UTC Re: |
Forgive me for not taking your partner seriously when her name is Sally-Anne.
Do not make Pansy go out and drag you here.
She has cramps.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2003-04-03 08:39 pm UTC |
Yes, well, that's who I chose for my partner. Oh, and I think I'll be working with her in Potions now, so you won't have to shove me off of your stool anymore.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2003-04-03 08:48 pm UTC Re: |
It is not my fault you do not have any sense of balance.
Vector sends food.
Come and get them.
M. B.
| petitemillicent @ 2003-04-03 09:25 pm UTC Re: |
Well you are acting like you have PMS so I had to stop and question your sex.
M. B.
| petitemillicent @ 2003-04-03 09:50 pm UTC |
Pansy made your favourite cookies.
I am going to throw hexes in every hiding spot I know in Hogwarts.
This is your last warning.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2003-04-03 09:54 pm UTC |
Why would I hide in a hiding spot I knew you knew of?
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2003-04-03 09:57 pm UTC Re: |
How do you know which hiding spots I know?
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2003-04-03 10:12 pm UTC |
Because when Sally-Anne showed me, she said you didn't know, of course. Actually, she seems to know more hiding spots than you do.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2003-04-03 10:14 pm UTC Re: |
I hope you do not intend to marry Sally-Anne because that is not going to happen.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2003-04-03 10:24 pm UTC |
Oh, I don't know. Of course, we're rather young for that, but then again, she also does a much better impression of McGonagall than yours.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2003-04-03 10:33 pm UTC Re: |
But she cannot do the things I do with treacle.
M. B.
| potterstinks @ 2003-04-03 10:34 pm UTC |
These biscuits she made today are quite good, though.
(parent)| petitemillicent @ 2003-04-03 11:20 pm UTC |
Let us try this again.
Meet us in our dorm now or I will hex your head right up where the sun does not favour when I find you.
M. B.
| arithmantra @ 2003-04-04 06:01 am UTC |
Twenty-five points to Slytherin. I hope you and Miss Parkinson enjoyed the cookies, Miss Bulstrode. Did Mr. Malfoy ever join you in partaking of them?
(parent)| blondenarcissa @ 2003-04-03 08:39 pm UTC |
My darling son,
Someone has sent you the head of a rooster in the morning post?!? I shall be informing your father of this and rest assured that I will be at Hogwarts come Monday morning to discuss things with both your Head of House and the Headmaster.
I am shocked beyond belief and very worried about my little Drakie-do.
Love,
Mother
| blondenarcissa @ 2003-04-03 08:53 pm UTC |
Dearest Draco,
I certainly will worry about it if hooligans are posting you dead, fetid fowl by way of owl.
Love,
Mother
| arithmantra @ 2003-04-03 09:01 pm UTC |
My dear Narcissa,
If you were half so concerned for your son's welfare as you pretend to be, you might have noticed that the fetid fowl trend is one that started four months ago.
Really, if this is all the parenting you are able to do, then for god's sakes, kindly return to the much more important business of powdering your nose and let those of us who actually do notice a thing or two about your son look after him.
--Hildegard
| blondenarcissa @ 2003-04-03 09:21 pm UTC |
Dear Hildegard,
I am well aware of every minute aspect of my son's life. I resent the fact that you seem to think I know nothing and notice nothing about him. He is my pride and joy and, aside from being concerned about my appearance, he is the most important thing to me in the world. I find it nearly amusing that someone such as yourself would presume to tell a Malfoy how to function as a proper parent.
Narcissa Malfoy
| purestblood @ 2003-04-03 08:57 pm UTC |
Draco,
Words cannot express the distress your mother and I feel at this most unfortunate turn of events. I am so sorry that your fellow students cannot grasp the highly evolved sense of humor endemic to all Malfoys. I do hope you have used a cleansing charm on the rooster's blood. Are you in need of bedding or clothing? Please let me know.
I suggest you appeal to Sirius Black. He's well versed in schoolboy pranks. Ask him about the Bippy Show in the Astronomy Tower one stormy night.
Better yet, ask him how his Bippy's doing these days. I'm sure Remus doesn't appreciate it nearly as much as he should.
Your Father
| potterstinks @ 2003-04-03 09:07 pm UTC |
Father,
I suppose I should've thought of that beforehand. Obviously we didn't use real rooster's blood. Surely they didn't think we sat there puncturing throats one by one. Of course, now they've all decided to lash out at me personally, not to mention Professor Sinistra's assigned the entirety of Hogwarts with detentions because of me. I'd known there was prejudice against the Malfoy name, of course, but this is simply uncalled for.
Your intolerated son,
Draco
| lupercus @ 2003-04-03 09:21 pm UTC |
The state of his so-called 'Bippy' is of no concern of yours, Malfoy, but I assure you it is extremely well looked after.
Now, run along before Lord Rat-Bastard wonders where you've got to.
| jadedsirius @ 2003-04-03 10:42 pm UTC |
Really, Remus, people might think you're jealous,.
Who's the woman, then?
Where are you, anyway?
| lupercus @ 2003-04-03 11:01 pm UTC |
You know where I am.
Bring me more Firewhiskey if you're coming up.
| blondenarcissa @ 2003-04-04 05:15 pm UTC |
Remus,
If he is still being difficult you know you can always contact me as a source of distraction. I haven't seen you since your lovely housewarming party. It has been far too long.
Narcissa
| lupercus @ 2003-04-05 12:20 pm UTC |
Sirius is always difficult, Mrs Malfoy, but that is part of the attraction I suspect.
I would like to visit with you, actually. Perhaps upon your return from Paris? I wouldn't want to interfere with your husband's plans.
Drop me an owl when your schedule permits.
- Remus Lupin
| blondenarcissa @ 2003-04-05 12:30 pm UTC |
Difficulty can be rather alluring at times, I do agree.
I should return from Paris by Tuesday evening I believe. I shall owl you when I return.
Narcissa Malfoy
P.S. I should have received the book from Hexagon.com by now. I do believe that perhaps a house elf is delaying me the delivery of your package now. I cannot imagine why but trust that I am on my way down to the elves's quarters to inquire after things.
| lupercus @ 2003-04-05 12:40 pm UTC |
It is baffling, what can become alluring to one. Even the most off-putting of personalities, at times. Strange.
I'm beginning to suspect subterfuge, I'm afraid, Mrs Malfoy. Something or someone does not seem to want you to have a magic-it-yourself book. Why, I don't know, but it's unnerving to say the least.
Go to Paris, have yourself a holiday, and when you return we will meet for tea, and I will bring you that book personally.
- Remus Lupin
PS: Squamous the owl has yet to return, and I am afraid he may have met an untimely end. I still have Eldritch, thank Goodness, but what a shame. Squamous was a lovely bird.
| blondenarcissa @ 2003-04-05 12:44 pm UTC |
Remus,
I shall certainly be looking into this. Hopefully I shall have some sort of explanation for you when we meet for tea. I look forward to seeing you once again.
Narcissa Malfoy
P.S. Do let me know how I can compensate you for the loss of your owl.
| jadedsirius @ 2003-04-03 10:43 pm UTC |
Ah, Lucius, it's been too long. How have you been?
~Sirius
 susanbones @ 2003-04-03 10:00 pm UTC |
gullible isn't even a word, i don't think so i reckon you are too malfoy.
| hannahabbott @ 2003-04-03 10:13 pm UTC |
Actually, Susan. Gullible is a word.
But I still don't trust you, Malfoy. It would be just like you to dump blood all over people, vindictive little ferret that you are.
Furiously,
Hannah Abbott
Hufflepuff Prefect
| blondenarcissa @ 2003-04-03 10:18 pm UTC |
Miss Bones,
Have you been keeping up with those cosmetic charms? You looked ever so delightful the weekend of my little gathering.
Narcissa Malfoy
