knight_to_h3 in nocturne_alley @ 2003-04-05 15:14:00

Current mood: busy

Nobody panic!
That dragon in the Great Hall this morning isn't really a dragon, it's just Fred and George being idiots, as usual! I asked them to send me samples of their new products and they thought it'd be very funny to owl me a letter that explodes into a really bloody massive dragon that breathes fake fire at everything. For a minute I thought it was from Professor Lupin and that he was really going to feed me to a dragon as detention, and then I saw their bloody name card. Honestly you'd think they having their 6th childhood! Good thing Professor McGonagall thought the school needed a prank to lighten the mood so she didn't give me any detention. Whew!

Watch it, you two!!

And you too, Bulstrode! What do you think you're playing at! She grabbed me by the neck out of nowhere today and asked if I want to earn extra pocket money so I asked if she forgot to take her bloody medication today and she said she is on a mission and I'll be the bait. A bait, hear that! Like hell I'd bloody agree to that! I don't even want to know what she's trying to bait! A chocolate biscuit, maybe? Hah! Those Slytherins, mental, all of them!


Comments:

goyle @ 2003-04-06 03:16 am UTC

how can it not be a reel dragun if it wuz a dragun?

yu sed "that dragun" wasn't a reel dragun, but u referd to it as a dragun ferst of all!!!!

and weer not al mentul. sum of us ar just crayzy. hah!


knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-06 06:30 am UTC
Re:

It was an illusion, numbskull!

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goyle @ 2003-05-10 11:39 pm UTC
Re:

my skul is not num
my finger herts
go awayy

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-06 02:17 pm UTC

Hmph. Well, see if we ever send you anything again.


knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-06 08:52 pm UTC
Re:

I DIDN'T ASK FOR AN EXPLODING PARCEL, DID I?!

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-07 06:40 am UTC

You weren't specific. It was a sample, after all.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-07 06:51 am UTC
Re:

Mum and dad have a journal, our lives are over.

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