potions_master in nocturne_alley @ 2003-04-07 19:56:00

Current mood:infuriated

AN ACT MOST UNPROFESSIONAL
ATTENTION HOGWARTS.

THIS MORNING I OPENED MY OFFICE DOOR TO FIND IT FULL TO BURSTING WITH PAPER CRANES.

I AM NOT AMUSED.

THIS IS THE LAST STRAW, LUPIN. YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE AND EXHAUSTED THE LAST OF MY PATIENCE. I WILL OF COURSE BE INFORMING THE HEADMASTER OF YOUR NEFARIOUS SCHEME AGAINST MY SANITY, AND YOU WILL PAY.

JUST AS SOON AS I FIGURE OUT EXACTLY HOW YOU ACCOMPLISHED THIS MALICIOUSNESS.


Comments:

lupercus @ 2003-04-07 07:58 pm UTC

I've got a theory that it's a demon!

A folding demon - no, something isn't right there.


sinistra @ 2003-04-07 08:02 pm UTC

I've got a theory that Snape is dreaming and we're all stuck inside his origami nightmare.

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missgranger @ 2003-04-07 08:08 pm UTC

I've got a theory we should work this out.

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artistic_flower @ 2003-04-07 08:11 pm UTC

It's getting eerie, what's this weary folding all about?

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-07 08:17 pm UTC

It could be witches! Some evil witches!

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seekercho @ 2003-04-07 08:20 pm UTC


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missgranger @ 2003-04-07 08:21 pm UTC

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blushcrush @ 2003-04-07 08:24 pm UTC

>:o

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-07 08:26 pm UTC

Which is ridiculous 'cause witches they were persecuted Wicca good and love the earth and women power and I'll be over here.

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erniemacmillan @ 2003-04-07 08:30 pm UTC

I've got a theory! It could be bunnies!


boot_boy @ 2003-04-07 08:33 pm UTC

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erniemacmillan @ 2003-04-07 08:35 pm UTC

Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes!

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finch_fletchley @ 2003-04-07 08:37 pm UTC

They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses!

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erniemacmillan @ 2003-04-07 08:39 pm UTC

And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for,anyway?!

Bunnies! It must be BUNNIES!!!!1

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seamus_f @ 2003-04-07 08:41 pm UTC

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colin__creevey @ 2003-04-07 08:45 pm UTC

or maybe midgets.

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purestblood @ 2003-04-07 08:53 pm UTC

I've got a theory we should work this fast.


jadedsirius @ 2003-04-07 08:56 pm UTC

Because it clearly could get serious before it's passed.

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blondenarcissa @ 2003-04-07 08:58 pm UTC

I've got a theory: it doesn't matter.

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lupercus @ 2003-04-07 09:04 pm UTC

What can't we face if we're together? What's in this place that we can't weather?

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-07 09:08 pm UTC

More detentions?

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la_pensee @ 2003-04-07 09:11 pm UTC

Darling, we've all been there.

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petitemillicent @ 2003-04-07 09:13 pm UTC

The same lessons.

Why should we care.

M. B.

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la_pensee @ 2003-04-07 09:16 pm UTC

We have to try.

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petitemillicent @ 2003-04-07 09:23 pm UTC

They will pay the price.

It is do or die.

M. B.

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moaningmyrtle @ 2003-04-07 09:27 pm UTC

oh *splosh* will i die twice? *sobs*

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blushcrush @ 2003-04-07 09:31 pm UTC

There's nothing we can't face!



erniemacmillan @ 2003-04-07 09:34 pm UTC

Except for BUNNIES!

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deanthomas @ 2003-04-07 09:39 pm UTC

...

see....okay that was disturbing.


potions_master @ 2003-04-07 10:19 pm UTC


A show-stopped, indeed.

I will see you all in hell.

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onourbrooms @ 2003-04-08 01:48 pm UTC

I've got a handbasket we'd all fit in.

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