| seekercho in nocturne_alley @ 2003-04-12 13:23:00 |
| Current mood: | o_O |
| Current music: | can puffskeins DO that? they don't have mouths! |
Ow my head.
DEAN, THE MARKERS ARE PERMANENT. THE WORDS ON MY FOREHEAD WON'T COME OFF.
And Ginny won't stop laughing! She thinks it's sweet! If she'd hold still I would write PROPERTY OF CHO on HER forehead but she wiggles too much!
Anyway, there's loads of people gathered now waiting for the duel but nothing's happening right now. Ginny and I sneaked into Professor Black's office to use his computer - the background he uses is a bit scary. I'll never be able to look Professor Lupin in the eye again. Ginny's making this face: o_O
Sir Cadogan has got some minstrel from another painting to come and sing during the duel. He has a lute and everything. He's not bad but he keeps singing the same thing over and over again: "Bravely bold Sir Cadogan rode forth from Hogwarts. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Cadogan. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Cadogan..." It's becoming a bit annoying, and it's making the vein in Seamus's forehead throb. They're having a huge row right now (Dean and Cadogan).
Ginny wrote most of it down:![[info]](../icons/userinfo.gif){kind=icon}
cadoganthebold: Have at you! deanthomas: Look, you stupid git! You've got no arms left! cadoganthebold: Yes I have!deanthomas: Look! cadoganthebold: Just a smear!
And then Dean got out his margarine bottle and squirted it a little at Cadogan.deanthomas: There! I've won!cadoganthebold: 'Tis but a scratch. deanthomas: What are you talking about? Your arm's erased. cadoganthebold: No it isn't! deanthomas: What do you call that then?cadoganthebold: (he sort of looked at his arm or the bit of canvas were it used to be) I've had worse! deanthomas: You liar! cadoganthebold: Come on, you scurvy cur!
And so on. I don't know who's winning now but at this rate there'll be nothing left of Cadogan. Dean's got a lot of paint-thinner but I don't think he's got it in him to actually ruin a painting. Plus the Fat Lady from Gryffindor Tower is here and watching and she might be cross if Dean wipes out Cadogan - I think she fancies him!
Where in the world are Terry and Draco, anyway?
Also, whoever told Ginny what a 'necrophiliac' is should be ashamed of himself, because this morning she saw two Slytherin fourth-years snogging on the stairwell and she told them to stop being such necrophiliacs. She nearly got hexed! You're all lucky she's quick on the draw or she'd be a slug or something right now.
Okay, we're going back to the duel, or whatever it is now. Sir Cadogan's minstrel just made up a very naughty rhyme about Dean and a Puffskein and Seamus looks homicidal. Ginny, are you writing it down!
PS: No more purple beans EVER.
Comments:
| lupercus @ 2003-04-12 04:34 pm UTC |
What background? On Professor Black's computer?
Oh, no...
Erm, thank you for pointing this out, Miss Chang. Ten points to Ravenclaw, and ten points to Gryffindor as well, since Ginny was also so unfortunate to see... whatever it was you saw.
Now, please forget you ever saw it.
- Professor Lupin