percyneedsalife in nocturne_alley @ 2003-04-27 00:02:00

Current mood: excited

Hullo there!
FRED, WHERE ARE YOU? you left the party, I've been looking EVERYWHERE! You wont believe what I saw!


Comments:

percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-26 09:12 pm UTC

What did you see?


percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-26 09:13 pm UTC

Where are you?

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-26 09:18 pm UTC

Just tell me what you saw? I don't really want to talk about it.

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-26 09:21 pm UTC

You don't want to talk abot what? where are you? One minute I was watching all the-- things going on at Sirius', and then I turned round and you left.

did you know Remus left his own party? I went there looking for you and he was gone.

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-26 09:24 pm UTC

Yeah, Sirius' party was mad, wasn't it?

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-26 09:26 pm UTC

Yeah, it was mad. Where are you?

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-26 09:28 pm UTC

Yeah, I don't think I'll ever look at a peeled cucumber in the same way.

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-26 09:29 pm UTC

STOP AVOIDING THE SUBJECT.

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-26 09:32 pm UTC

Or a stapler, for that matter. Thank god dad wasn't there, he'd have got ideas.

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-26 09:37 pm UTC

You're not at home or the Burrow. where are you?

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-26 09:40 pm UTC

Um, nowhere. What happened?

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-26 09:43 pm UTC

FRED WHERE ARE YOU THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-26 09:44 pm UTC

Look, I said I didn't want to talk about it, I'm fine, I just need time to think, all right? Now tell me what bloody happened!

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-26 09:48 pm UTC

Does this have anything to do with Lupin leaving his party?

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-26 09:56 pm UTC

WHAT?!?!

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-26 09:58 pm UTC

I know you left those paper cranes in his garden, I'm not stupid!

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-26 10:01 pm UTC

...

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-26 10:02 pm UTC

>:0

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-26 10:36 pm UTC

WHY ARE YOU HIDING FROM ME?


percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-26 10:39 pm UTC

I'm not hiding from you.

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-26 10:42 pm UTC

then why won't you come home? I've got loads to tell you.

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-26 10:49 pm UTC

I've been up for ages and I need to go to bed. I'll find you tomorrow, okay? Or I'll send an owl with where I am, actually. Because I really don't want anyone else to find me.

Night.

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-26 10:52 pm UTC

FRED I DONT CARE IF YOU'RE GAY, CHARLIE'S GAY AND A GIRL, IT DOESN'T MATTER TO ME, YOURE MY BROTHER. COME BACK.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-27 03:13 am UTC

FRED TOO?! Is everybody gay?! I'm starting to think it's wrong not to be! Bloody hell, DID ANYONE SEE HARRY? AND WHAT'S DAD DOING?! I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 11:52 am UTC

WE'RE THE ONLY STRAIGHT ONES, WHO KNOWS ABOUT PERCY HE MAKES ME WONDER. I havent seen Harry, why, IS HE MISSING TOO?

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-27 11:57 am UTC

WHAT?? BILL TOO?? I knew about Percy!! HARRY DISAPPEARED AND I TRIED TO FLOO TO MALFOY MANOR AND GOT STUCK IN THEIR FAKE FIREPLACE FOR AN HOUR AND HARRY'S STILL NOT BACK!! I'm bloody exhausted! I'm starting to see things too, I thought I saw Fred running out of Hogwarts, bloody hell HARRY IS SO DEAD WHEN I FIND HIM

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 11:59 am UTC

Who knows about Bill, not like we've seen him in a million years. He might be a duck for all I know. ARE YOU STILL IN THE FIREPLACE?

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-27 12:04 pm UTC
Re:

OF COURSE NOT! I KNOW THE MALFOYS ARE RICH BUT I DON'T THINK THEY PUT COMPUTERS IN A BLOODY FIREPLACE! A FAKE ONE AT THAT!!! I'm covered in soot though, it's really quite uncomfortable. Did anyone find dad??

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 12:06 pm UTC

IS DAD MISSING NOW?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE?!?!?! WHERES GINNY?!?!?!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-27 12:10 pm UTC
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WHAT?! GINNY'S MISSING TOO?!?!?! I JUST SAW HER!!! DAD WENT TO DUEL MALFOY'S FATHER!! DOESN'T MUM KNOW?! DAD IS SO DEAD!

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 12:11 pm UTC

IS DAD GAY?!?!?!?!!? ALL THE GAY PEOPLE ARE MISSING!!!!!1111!1

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-27 12:14 pm UTC

GOOD POINT!! IS MUM GAY TOO??? SHE'S IGNORING MY OWLS!!!

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 12:18 pm UTC

IF MUM IS GAY WHERE DID WE COME FROM? ITS NOT LIKE WE GREW OUT OF THE GARDEN, RON.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-27 12:20 pm UTC
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WELL THEN DAD CAN'T BE GAY, YOU LIAR!! AND HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN MUM DISAPPEARING THEN??!??!!??

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 12:24 pm UTC

MAYBE SHES COOKING, WE DID ASK HER TO OWL US MORE SCONES.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-27 12:25 pm UTC
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GAY PEOPLE CAN COOK TOO, YOU KNOW???

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 12:30 pm UTC

FRED CAN;T HE ONLY EATS WHAT MUM SENDS AND INSTANT FOODS, YOU DONT KNOW HOW OFTEN I HAVE TO MAKE HIM SHARE, THE GIT. I TOLD HIM IM EATING ALL HIS SCONES IF HE DOESN'T COME HOME, MAYBE THAT'LL MOTIVATE HIM, WHEREVER HE IS I HOPE HE HAS FOOD BECAUSE HE EATS LIKE 10 MEALS A DAY, I NEARLY LIVE AT THE GROCERS, IT IS RIDICULOUS.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-27 12:34 pm UTC
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OH WOW THEN MAYBE DAD IS GAY, HE EATS A LOT OF SCONES!!! AND WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY ARE!!! IF YOU'RE HARRY, WHERE WOULD YOU HIDE???

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 12:37 pm UTC

WAIT I EAT A LOT OF SCONES TOO!11!! :-O DON'T KNOW WHERE HARRY IS, MAYBE HE SNUCK UP TO SEE MALFOY, HA HA HA HA.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-27 12:39 pm UTC
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WHAT?! NOT YOU TOO!!! IS THERE NO ONE LEFT?!?!?! AND THAT IS NOT FUNNY!!!

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 12:50 pm UTC

NO ONES SEEN MALFOY HAVE THEY? HA HA HA HA

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-27 12:52 pm UTC
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THAT'S BECAUSE HE WENT BACK TO MALFOY MANOR, SMART ARSE!! STOP LAUGHING!! NO ONE'S SEEN PROFESSOR LUPIN EITHER, DOESN'T MEAN HE AND FRED ARE TOGETHER, DOES IT NOW!!?!

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 01:03 pm UTC

MAYBE THEY ARE!!!!111!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-27 01:06 pm UTC
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NO THEY'RE NOT!!! YOU;RE JUST TRYING TO SCARE ME, I KNOW YOU!!!

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