| lupercus in nocturne_alley @ 2003-04-26 23:35:00 |
| Current mood: |  enraged |
LUCIUS MALFOY.
YOU.
ME.
DUEL.
NOW.
i am coming
Comments:
 wehaveseven @ 2003-04-26 11:52 pm UTC |
LUPIN YOU CAN'T DUEL WITHOUT A SECOND DO YOU HAVE A SECOND BECAUSE I KNOW OF A REALLY GREAT SECOND, YOU KNOW
 wehaveseven @ 2003-04-26 11:57 pm UTC |
UHHH YOU KNOW THAT CHAP I MENTIONED, HIS NAME'S ARTHUR WEASLEY AND HE'S A RIGHT GOOD SPORT SO IF YOU DIE HE'LL WELL AND TRULY ZAP THAT MALFOY BASTARD
 wehaveseven @ 2003-04-26 11:58 pm UTC |
LUPIN REMEMBER WHEN I DID YOU THAT FAVOUR AND YOU OWED ME ONE, UHH, I CAN'T REMEMBER EXACTLY WHEN IT WAS OR WHAT IT WAS BUT I'M SURE YOU OWE ME ONE SO HOW ABOUT IT, I'M WHIZZBANG WITH THE WAND YOU KNOW JUST ASK ANYONE!!!!!!!!1
wehaveseven @ 2003-04-27 12:01 am UTC |
REMUSSSSSSSSS, REMUS OKAY LOOK THE WIFE'S GONE TO BED SO I'M FLOOING IN TO HOGWARTS BE THERE SOON DON'T GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT YOUR TRUSTY SECOND, RIGHT?!?!?!!!!!!!1?
| blondenarcissa @ 2003-04-27 12:04 am UTC |
Rem us wahsta going on?@ A duelw with Lil 'Luciiii? Come o n no w andsa come backd to the paryta. Wer'e up so o n to sin g "{kLet's Calll Thea Wh o le Thingas off' and tha pixiersa so n g you liekajr about 'here comews yo u r
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wehaveseven @ 2003-04-27 12:05 am UTC |
OKAY DON'T GO ANYWHERE I'M LEAVING RIGHT NOW SO I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES SO JUST HOLD YOUR HORSES
| missgranger @ 2003-04-27 12:06 am UTC |
Sorry, that wasn't Hermione. That was me, Harry. What's going on, Remus?
(parent)| purestblood @ 2003-04-27 12:14 am UTC |
Bring it on, wolf. By the time I get through with you, I can guarantee that you'll have nothing with which to consummate this pathetic sham of a marriage.
I'll see to it that--
 wehaveseven @ 2003-04-27 12:15 am UTC |
NOW LOOK REMUS I JUST FLOOED ALL THE DAMN WAY HERE IT'S NOT VERY FUNNY THAT YOU'VE LEFT ALREADY WHEN YOU NEED A SECOND YET BECAUSE I'M ALL PREPARED YOU KNOW I BROUGHT MY CROSSB-
 wehaveseven @ 2003-04-27 12:15 am UTC |
er, you didn't have a speckledy coloured owl did you because you don't any more.
wehaveseven @ 2003-04-27 12:19 am UTC |
REMUS LUPIN WHERE ARE YOU YOUR TRUSTY SECOND IS WAITING NOT SO VERY PATIENTLY OKAY LOOK I KNOW YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY SAY I COULD SECOND BUT I'M JUST ASSUMING HERE YOU KNOW SEEING AS YOU NEED ONE IN CASE YOU DIE
 wehaveseven @ 2003-04-27 12:21 am UTC |
look okay it's really fine if you die because i just know i'll kill the arsecracker in two seconds flat i'd love to get the chance so i mean you're a great fellow and all but if anything DOES happen then really i'm your man, i'm your second, i'm right the way bloody here
wehaveseven @ 2003-04-27 12:23 am UTC |
HEAVENS TO BETSY I EVEN LUGGED THE DISHERWASHER HERE BECAUSE THE SAUCER-TOSSING SKILLS ON IT ARE REALLY QUITE FASCINATING, EXCEPTIONAL AIM YOU KNOW
wehaveseven @ 2003-04-27 12:24 am UTC |
uh, your floor is a little.. bubbly now, kind of slippery but don't worry i'll have it all cleaned up, the rug is looking a little watermarked i certainly hope it wasn't expensive, is all.
wehaveseven @ 2003-04-27 12:26 am UTC |
REMUS LUPIN THIS REALLY ISN'T FUNNY BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T DUEL WITHOUT A SECOND BECAUSE YOUR CHANCES GO RIGHT DOWN AND YOU CAN'T LOSE AGAINST LUCIUS, YOU JUST CAN'T, ALL RIGHT, WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE DUELLING FOR I JUST KNOW YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT SIDE SO PLEASE PLEASE JUST GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO SHOVE HIS PERFECTLY FUCKING STYLED HAIR DOWN INTO THE DIRT OR AT LEAST WATCH SOMEONE ELSE DO IT I AM GOING TO BE YOUR SECOND DAMNIT MAN WHERE ARE YOU YOU'VE LEFT ALREADY HAVEN'T YOU NO FORGIVENESS LUPIN
 wehaveseven @ 2003-04-27 12:28 am UTC |
LOOK THERE'S THIS NIFTY SWORD I PICKED UP A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO THAT ACTUALLY SCREAMS REALLY APPROPRIATE INSULTS AT THE BASTARD, UH, OPPONENT IN YOUR MATCH SO I THOUGHT IT COULD BE GOOD IT'S PRETTY LONG AND REALLY QUITE SH-
wehaveseven @ 2003-04-27 12:30 am UTC |
pity, that wallpaper was kind of nice without the huge slash but you can just say it's artistic or something, right
 wehaveseven @ 2003-04-27 12:32 am UTC |
OKAY DAMNIT, REMUS, I'M FEELING KIND OF USELESS, WHAT USE IS A USELESS SECOND AND YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN MY GADGETS, IT'S ALMOST EMBARRASSING THAT I'M JUST SITTING AROUND IN H#HRU@I#hFJKSDHKCM,,,,
wehaveseven @ 2003-04-27 12:33 am UTC |
uh, you weren't highly fond of that desk chair of yours, were you? because, see i have this habit of swinging on my chair and it just happened to be swinging on your chair just then and it kind of, well, it was a combined effort, the tipping over, i think, but now the chair is in bits. and pieces.
wehaveseven @ 2003-04-27 12:34 am UTC |
BUT YOU KNOW, I'M NOT IN BITS AND PIECES I'M ALL FIT AND ROARING AND READY TO GO, GRYFFINDOR LIONS ROAAAAAAAAAAAR LET'S GET THAT BASTARD AND i'm sure i'd be a lot of help if i could just find out WHERE THE BLEEDING SOD YOU ARE, REMUS
wehaveseven @ 2003-04-27 12:40 am UTC |
okay seriously here pal, i've been spending some time working on what i like to call the SUPER EXTRA DOOPER wand, it's got this little laser on the t-
wehaveseven @ 2003-04-27 12:45 am UTC |
because there's suddenly a pile of feathers all over the place and i'm not entirely sure where they came from but, well, you know those lasers, they just go shooting out all over the place, frikking things
 wehaveseven @ 2003-04-27 12:47 am UTC |
as far as seconds go you're not really letting me do much at all >:O
wehaveseven @ 2003-04-27 12:49 am UTC |
OKAY SEE THERE'S THIS GOOP THAT I FOUND AT THE OFFICE THAT APPARENTLY STICKS ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING TOGETHER, I THOUGHT IF WORST COMES TO THE WORST WE COULD GET THAT AND MOOSH IT ALL OVER THE GROUND AND SHOVE THAT RAT BASTARD TOADLICKER FACE-DOWN INTO IT, THE INSTRUCTIONS ON THE SIDE ARE PRETTY SIMPLE AND THE LID'S EASY TO REMO
wehaveseven @ 2003-04-27 12:50 am UTC |
i can still be your second with a stapler stuck to my forearm, right? please don't ask
wehaveseven @ 2003-04-27 12:53 am UTC |
OKAY NOW THIS KIND OF ISN"T FUNNY< I"VE GOT MY PINKIE STUCK TO THE SHIFTY KEY BUT DON"T WORRY< IT"S MY LEFT HAND AND I"M A RIGHTY SO ALL"S STILL WELL< THE STAPLER"S ON THE RIGHT ARM BUT WON"T INTERFERE WITH THE WAND AT ALL _ NO IT"S NOT THE LASER WAND< I"VE GOT MY OWN WAND HERE BUT LOOK IF I CAN JUST SHIFT THE MOUSE OFF THE GOOP THEN
wehaveseven @ 2003-04-27 12:54 am UTC |
OKAY HAVE GOTTEN MOUSE STUCK TO CHIN< DO NOT PANIC CAN STILL SECOND OKAY?!!????????????????????!?!
wehaveseven @ 2003-04-27 12:56 am UTC |
THERE"S A BROOM IN HERE SOMEWHERE RIGHT? BECAUSE I USED TO PLAY QUIDDITCH MYSELF AND I RECKON I CAN JUST JUMP OUT THE WINDOW HERE AND GET OVER TO WHEREEVER YOU ARE BUT I"M THINKING IT"S MALFOY MANOR< MALFOYS< UGH< UNLESS THAT BASTARD IS STILL AT YOUR WHAT< YOUR AUNT"S PLACE OR WHATEVER IT IS< WELL< YOUR PLACE NOW ANYWAY< SO IF I CAN JUST GET OVER TO THE BROOM CLOSET I"LL BE RIGHT< I THINK>
wehaveseven @ 2003-04-27 12:58 am UTC |
KIND OF A BIT WORRIED ABOUT SUDSY RUG BUT SHOULD BE FINE< WILL BE YOUR SECOND OKAY< A WEASLEY NEVER FAILS< ESPECIALLY WITH THOSE BASTARD MALFOYS> THEY CAN TAKE OUR STEW< BUT THEY CANNA TAKE OUR GRINGOTTS >:O >:O >:O >:O OR< YOU KNOW< WHATEVER IT IS THEY TOOK FROM YOU< BLEEDING THIEVES
wehaveseven @ 2003-04-27 01:00 am UTC |
OKAY< GAME SET MATCH AND I"M LEAVING THE COMPUTER NOW< THE TIME HAS COME TO KICK SOME MALFOY CACHUNGAS< IF I COULD ONLY GET TODHJGFLK:BVHFSvmxc,!!!111////
