percyneedsalife in nocturne_alley @ 2003-04-27 14:52:00

Current mood: worried

Honestly, Fred, you can come home now.

FRED?

I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR SHARE OF MUM'S SCONES IF YOU DON'T COME BACK. DONT THINK I WON;T, YOU KNOW I WILL.


Comments:

percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 12:48 pm UTC

I feel sick.


percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 12:51 pm UTC

WHAT? WHAT'S GOING ON?

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 12:54 pm UTC

WHERE ARE YOU? ARE YOU REALLY AT HOGWARTS?!?

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-27 12:56 pm UTC

No he's not, I was seeing things because I haven't bloody slept in the last 400 years!!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-27 12:55 pm UTC

Oh there you are! George's been looking for you! Are the others with you???

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 12:57 pm UTC

WHY ARE YOU HIDING FROM ME IM NOT MAD AT YOU. WELL I AM NOW, BUT I WASNT THEN, I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU AND LUPIN EVEN IF HE SHOULDNT BE MESSING WITH ONE OF HIS EX-STUDENTS AND CHARLIES BROTHER FOR THAT MATTER BUT THAT IS COMPLETELY BESIDE THE POINT.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-27 12:59 pm UTC

Fred and Professor Lupin what???

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 01:01 pm UTC

Fred likes Lupin, I reckon they snogged or something?

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-27 01:04 pm UTC
Re:

What?? Wasn't that Charlie????

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 01:05 pm UTC

Charlie's back?!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-27 01:07 pm UTC
Re:

CHARLIE'S MISSING TOO?!?!?!?!

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 01:09 pm UTC

OH NO CHARLIE IS GAY HE MUST BE MISSING TOO! IM GOING TO OWL HIM, WHERE IS MY OWL?!?!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-27 01:11 pm UTC
Re:

YOUR OWL'S GAY TOO?!?????!!!

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 01:12 pm UTC

CAN OWLS EVEN BE GAY?!?!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-27 01:14 pm UTC
Re:

WHY NOT??? I'D ASK PROFESSOR LUPIN BUT HE'S MISSING BECAUSE HE'S GAY TOO!!!

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 01:20 pm UTC

Oh, shut it, you tarts.

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 01:23 pm UTC

Are you hungry?

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-27 01:24 pm UTC

TELL ME IF YOU'VE SEEN THE REST!!!

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 01:09 pm UTC

...

Oh, well done.

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 01:11 pm UTC

What does that mean?!

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 01:13 pm UTC

...

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-27 01:17 pm UTC

Have you seen Harry, Fred???

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 12:59 pm UTC

DO YOU WANT ME TO GET THE PINKY MEDICINE?

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 01:42 pm UTC

SO WHAT IS THIS THEN, YOU JUST THROW ME A BONE AND EXPECT ME TO NOT WONDER WHERE YOU ARE?

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 01:43 pm UTC

YOU ARNET WITH PROFESSOR LUPIN ARE YOU?!?!

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 01:43 pm UTC

FRED!1 :-O HE IS ENGAGED!

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 01:45 pm UTC

THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER MEN OUT THERE!

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 01:46 pm UTC

HARRY, EVEN! DIDNT YOU ALWAYS LIKE HARRY? HE HAS GLASSES AND HE CAN PLAY QUIDDITCH, THAT'S IMPRESSIVE!

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 01:48 pm UTC

MAYBE CHARLIE KNOWS A FEW BLOKES, WHAT IS YOUR TYPE? DO YOU ONLY LIKE TALL AND DOGGY?

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-27 01:52 pm UTC

SIRIUS IS GETTING MARRIED!!!

Hey will that make me and Harry brothers???

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 01:56 pm UTC

We aren't related to Lupin or Sirius!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-27 01:59 pm UTC
Re:

But Sirius is his god-fath- oh wait YOU KNOW WHAT? I NEED TO SLEEP

WHERE'S HARRY??

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 02:01 pm UTC

I CANT EVEN FIND MY TWIN BROTHER DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO ASK THE WHOLE WORLD WHERE HARRY IS GEE RON SHOW A LITTLE COMPASSION.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-27 02:04 pm UTC
Re:

YOUR BROTHER HERE HASN'T SLEPT IN THE LAST YEAR, YOU KNOW!! GET FRED TO TELL ME WHERE HARRY IS!!!

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 01:54 pm UTC

WHAT AM I SAYING, I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN ON A DATE IN AGES, TOO BUSY WITH THE SHOP I GUESS. MAYBE I SHOULD OWL KATIE OR ANGELINA, THEY ALWAYS THOUGHT WE WERE FUNNY. OH WAIT I THINK KATIE MIGHT BE MARRIED, I HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT THAT, LUCKY BLOKE WHO GOT HER. MAYBE I SHOULD JUST TURN GAY TOO IT SEEMS TO RUN IN TEH FAMILY.

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 01:55 pm UTC

NAH COULDN'T BE GAY, I LIKE BREASTS TOO MUCH, HA HA HA.

DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS ICON TO YOU?

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 02:00 pm UTC

HONESTLY, FRED, COME OUT NOW. NO ONE'S EVEN SEEN LUPIN, THE GAY PEOPLE ARE MISSING, YOU UNDERSTAND. IT'S RATHER DODGY REALLY.

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 02:03 pm UTC

HEY, MY OWL'S BACK. CHARLIES OKAY, HE SAYS WE'RE DAFT, HE'S IN ROMANIA WITH-- WHO'S RAUL?!?!?!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-27 02:05 pm UTC

Charlie changed his owl's name to RAUL?!?!

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 02:07 pm UTC

OH I THNK IT IS HIS HOUSE-ELF. THEY ALL HAVE BIZARRE NAMES, LIKE PEDRO AND RAUL AND JOSIAH, CHARLIE HAS ISSUES.

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 02:08 pm UTC

AND ANTONIO!

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 02:10 pm UTC

OR WAS THAT ANTHONY?

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 02:12 pm UTC

ARE YOU REALLY IN HOGWARTS? WHY DID YOU GO THERE, THAT'S RIDICULOUS, ARE YOU UNDER RON'S BED OR SOMETHING?

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-27 02:14 pm UTC

I'm in Hogwarts! Should I check under my bed???

Where's Harry?

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 02:14 pm UTC

ARE YOU UNDER LUPIN'S BED?!?!?!?! :-O GET OFF HIM, SIRIUS MAY EAT YOU ALIVE AS A DOGGY, YOU CANT OUTRUN A DOG REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE NEIGHBOUR'S PET POODLE FLUFFYMUNKINS?

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 02:21 pm UTC

That's what I'm worried about...

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 02:24 pm UTC

THATS IT IM FLYING OVER I FOUND MY BROOM

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 02:18 pm UTC

DONT MAKE ME COME OUT THERE YOU DONT WANT TO SEE ME RGHT NOW IM AS MAD AS DAD WHEN HE ACCIDENTALLY DROWNED HIS RUBBER DUCKY RON IS OWLING ME WITH "WHERE IS HARRY WHERE IS HARRY WHERE IS HARRY" I DONT KNOW RON HAVE YOU TRIED YOUR ARSE?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!?!11

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-27 02:22 pm UTC

HA HA VERY FUNNY, GEORGE! HAVE YOU TRIED YOURS?! YOURS IS BIGGER, PIG

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 02:23 pm UTC

DONT MAKE ME BREAK OUT THE PICTURES RONNIEKINS

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 02:20 pm UTC

DO YOU WANT ME TO FIND YOU IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-04-27 02:21 pm UTC

IF I DONT HEAR FROM YOU IN FIVE MINUTES IM COMING TO HOGWARTS ILL WALK IF I HAVE TO WHERE IS MY BROOM?!?!?!?!

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