| colin__creevey in nocturne_alley @ 2003-04-28 02:26:00 |
| Current mood: | SO HELP ME GEORGE WEASLEY! |
| Current music: | the sound of my throat pounding in my bloody EARs! ow |
HI Hogwarts.
Apparently one of the side-affects of having your milk and cocoa TAMPERED WITH by a mamber of a certain red-headed clan is that it gives you not only a nasty bugger of a hangover but bloody hiccoughs on top fo that! HICcOUGHS!
HONESTLY after all I've been through! I bet nobody else knows what it's like to have a huge hangover as well as HICCOUGHS that last the whole day long! I can barely type! And every time I get a hiccough it feels like my brain is going to pop out of one of my ears! How was I supposed to make a good impression on Soblessa today during our talk! I hate everything! I hate everybody! And as for you, Harry Potter! You're not my hero anymore Harry! Heros don't pretend to be something they're not and make everybody think they're one thing when they're something different! And Soblessa says she's giving me one more chance but I have to -- -- dangit, OW that hurts-- have to prove I'm more interested in being her girlfriend then being your biggest fan and I don't even want to be ANY fan of you right now. So with that in mind Hogwarts I've decided to--ARGH GEORGE WEASLEY I LL HeX you! Whoever heard of Hiccoughs that lasted 24 hours straight!?--
Anyway, Hogwarts, my disillusionment is your gain! In order to prove to Soblessa that I love her above anything--I DO Lessa!!!!_ i've decided to Sell off myImmense and Staggering collection of Harry Potter Memorabilia. As you can see there's not a finer collection in the country. And I've worked hard to assemble it. Rest assured, Hogwarts, I will work JUST AS HARD to DISMANTLE IT!
Ugh. Maybe I'll stop down for a hiccough-prevntion potion if there--ow--if there is such a thing?
Professor Vector, since Malfoy was so predictably absent from his detention I really don't think I should have to serve mine! It's not like it's my fault that I--sodding hell!--had my drink spiked! And, I know stringent punishment's all the rage but I really think I should get a break this time!
Please?--Ow.
Comments:
 knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-28 10:55 am UTC |
Oh shut the bloody hell up, you sodding sod! Harry never asked you to be his creepy fan, did he?!
| colin__creevey @ 2003-04-28 11:05 am UTC |
Oh, I get it! So the only person who's allowed to be mad at Harry is YOU?! Bit of a short memory you got on you, bloke!!
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-28 11:09 am UTC Re: |
What the hell do you get now?? I'm not mad at Harry! Why are YOU mad at Harry?!
(parent)| colin__creevey @ 2003-04-28 11:15 am UTC |
What about the last month when you weren't even SPEAKING to him!! YOU THREW CHESS PIECES AT ME!! AND I LET YOU! SOME understanding friend yOU turned out to be! I bet you have another fight with him next week and make half the House mad at you AGAIN!
And it's none of your business why I'm mad at him!!!
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-28 11:17 am UTC Re: |
THEN IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHAT I DO AND WHAT HARRY DOES, LITTLE GIT!!!
(parent)| colin__creevey @ 2003-04-28 11:19 am UTC |
RIGHT THEN IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS If I want to sell MY collection and why are you being so MEAN?! You'll REGRET it the next time you have NO ONE to play Chess with!
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-28 11:21 am UTC Re: |
WHY AM I BEING SO MEAN?! Good question that!! ARE YOU STUPID?!! Why are YOU being such a twit about Harry?!
(parent)| colin__creevey @ 2003-04-28 11:28 am UTC |
YOU'RE SO MEAN YOU GIVE MALFOY A RON FOR HIS MONEY! HAHA! A RON! I MEAN IT, IF THERE'S ANYBODY WHO'S A CREEP IT'S YOU WITH ALL THAT MALFOY SHOULD BE *THANKFUL* FOR HARRY GETTING DRUNK AND HITTING ON HIM ARE YOU NUTS! AND ALL I'M DOING IS TRYING TO SELL MY COLLECTION AND EXPLAIN TO SOBLESSA HOW I FEEL AND WHOSE BLOODY BUSINESS IS THAT BUT MINE ANYWAY?!
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-28 11:32 am UTC Re: |
MALFOY SHOULD BE THANKFUL AND SO SHOULD YOU!!! FOR STALKING HARRY ALL AROUND HOGWARTS TAKING PICTURES OF EVERYTHING FOR NO BLOODY REASON, HARRY COULD HAVE ASKED YOU TO SOD OFF BUT HE DIDN'T SO WHO'S THE CREEP HERE, COLIN CREEVEY?!?!?!
JUST SO YOU KNOW, GINNY WHO IS MY SISTER IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S BEST FRIEND. Just a simple warning.
| colin__creevey @ 2003-04-28 12:00 pm UTC |
HARRY LOVES HAVING FANS AND JUST BECAUSE I HAPPEN TO BE IN THE SAME HOUSE WITH HIM DOESN'T MEAN THERE AREN'T HUNDREDS MORE PEOPLE WHO WANNA BE WHERE I AM!!! IF YOU WANT TO BLAME ME FOR WANTING A ROLE MODEL THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD SAVE YOUR VOICE FOR SCREAMING AT HALF THE BLOODY SCHOOL! JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE IT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S GOING TO GO AWAY! HARRY DEALS WITH IT WHY CAN'T YOU! OH I KNOW ITS BECAUSE YOU THINK IF YOU YELL AND ATTACK OTHER PEOPLE WHENEVER THEY GET TOUCHY IT WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE SOME KIND OF CARING AND ATTENTIVE FRIEND WHEN REALLY YOU DON'T NOTICE WHAT'S UP WITH HARRY HALF THE TIME AND YOU'RE TOO BUSY FLYING OFF THE HANDLE AT EVERYBODY AND THEIR BROTHER TO BE A GOOD FRIEND TO ANYBODY!
And Ginny is a good friend! She wouldn't dare let her hot-head of a brother influence Soblessa's decisions even if she did think Soblessa would listen to that kind of bullying for one second!!!!!! I think you just made me hate you though so congratuSODDINGlations!!!!!
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-28 12:07 pm UTC Re: |
GINNY IS MY SISTER!! AND SHE'S HARRY'S FRIEND!! I'M SURE SHE'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW THAT YOU THINK SHE'S A DIFFERENT PERSON NOW JUST BECAUSE SHE LIKES CHO. BLOODY HELL, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!! THE ONLY FRIEND YOU HAVE IS SOBLESSA, YOU KNOW!! WHO WANTS TO BE YOUR ROLE MODEL?! I HOPE YOUR BROTHER DOESN'T TAKE YOU AS HIS!!! AND OH YOU HATE ME NOW? HOw ever shall I live! HAHA MORON
(parent)| colin__creevey @ 2003-04-28 12:17 pm UTC |
I don't think Ginny's any different! Nothing is wrong with me!!
Are you DONE YET? would you like to GO AWAY now!
| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-28 12:22 pm UTC Re: |
NO I'M BLOODY WELL NOT DONE, YOU IDIOT!!! WHY IS HARRY ANY DIFFERENT NOW?!
(parent)| colin__creevey @ 2003-04-28 12:44 pm UTC |
I don't know why he is but it's just different I can't explain it and I DON'T HAVE TO explain myself to YOU anyway so SOD OFF and stop calling me NAMES!
(parent)| colin__creevey @ 2003-04-28 01:22 pm UTC |
We'll just see if I ever play chess with you again. We'll just see!
(parent)| knight_to_h3 @ 2003-04-28 01:30 pm UTC Re: |
Yeah and I'm DYING to play chess with you again, sodding SOD!!!
(parent)| blushcrush @ 2003-04-28 05:55 pm UTC |
That's a good webpage, Colin! Maybe someone will pay you a lot of money for all of that Harry stuff! Ooh, and Soblessa looks really pretty, too, but she always does. Maybe you'd like to play Exploding Snap sometime soon? Soblessa could play, too, and so could Cho. But if you don't want to, that's okay too.
| colin__creevey @ 2003-04-29 09:01 am UTC |
No! No, Gin, I'd love to! Hang out, I mean! I don't know why you'd think I don't want to you and Cho are good friends!
I've already got tons of replies, some even from Muggles wanting to buy it! I bet Harry would be really pleased if he knew how many people were interested!--not that I'm going to tell him, I mean. But uh, anyway, I'll be in my room. Thanks. I'm really glad you liked it.
