percyneedsalife in nocturne_alley @ 2003-05-11 00:40:00

Ron, where are you? I CANT BELIEVE YOU MESSED UP SOMETHING SO SIMPLE, honestly we can't rely on you for anything now can we?!


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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-10 09:54 pm UTC

I'M HERE WHAT HAVE YU DONE?!?! Messed up WHAT?! Maybe next time you should, you know, TELL ME YOU TWO WERE PLANNING TO RUIN A WEDDING YOU ARE SO DEAD



percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 09:57 pm UTC

HOW DIFFICULT IS IT TO AIM AT ONE DRINK? WE WERENT TRYING TO RUIN THE WHOLE THING, JUST MAKE A FEW LAUGHS, DID YOU KNOW MY FAVOURITE FOOD IS APPLE SAUCE? UH OH IT'S KICKING IN.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-10 10:02 pm UTC

WHAT ONE DRINK?! ALL YOU SAID WAS LUCIUS' OH!! HIS DRINK! HAHAHA WHAT IS KICKING IN?? I DON'T REALLY THINK VIKTOR KRUM HAS ONE EYEBROW WHAT?! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS GOING ON

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 10:07 pm UTC

THE ENTIRE PUNCH BOWL IS NOT ONE DRINK RON, NOT ONE DRINK IN THE LEAST. I LOST FRED SOMEWHERE, I HOPE HE'S NOT SAYING ANYTHING, I THINK I'M THE SMARTER TWIN LIKE WHOA. hold on, i didn't realise this applies to TYPINg! I'M GOING TO RING YOUR NECK YOU LITTLE BUGGER.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-10 10:11 pm UTC

HOW WAS I TO KNOW?! YOU WON'T HAVE TIME TO KILL ME AFTER SIRIUS FINDS YOU YOU KNOW I THINK FRED IS GAY, IS HE GAY??? I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT IT THE OTHER TIME AND I SUSPECT HE SNOGGED PROFESSOR LUPIN FRED UNDO THIS!!!!

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 10:15 pm UTC

OF COURSE FRED IS GAY WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, OH WAIT PLAYING CHESS WITH HARRY I ALMOST FORGOT. FRED IS AFRAID OF BLACK, MAYBE THAT'S WHERE HE WENT, RUNNING TO SAVE HIS OWN HIDE AND FORGETTING ME BEHIND! MUTINY! >:0!!!!!!!11 I AM OBVIOUSLY THE ONLY STRAIGHT WEASLEY LEFT, IT IS MOST UPSETTING, MORE WOMEN FOR ME HA HA HA! I ATE FRED'S LAST SHARE OF SCONES LAST WEEK OH BLOODY HELL.

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wehaveseven @ 2003-05-10 10:17 pm UTC

YOU KNOW YOU WOULDN'T BE THE ONLY STRAIGHT WEASLEY CHILD LEFT IF THERE WERE MORE WEASLEYS, I THINK MORE WOULD BE LOVELY :D :D :D WHY IS YOUR MOTHER HOWLING

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-10 10:24 pm UTC

OH NO WHERE'S MUM? SOMEONE STOP HER FROM TALKING!!!! I THINK A YOUNGER BROTHER WOULD BE GREAT DAD

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wehaveseven @ 2003-05-10 10:29 pm UTC

YOUR MOTHER'S HOWLING IN A CORNER - WELL SHE WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BALLROOM EARLIER BUT I DID A RUNNER, TWO LEFT FEET YOU KNOW AND I KNOW I SAY I CAN DANCE BUT I WAS - WHAT THE BLOODY SOD WAS IN THAT BLOODY PUNCH >:O >:O

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 10:24 pm UTC

ARE YOU MAD, POPS? i wouldnt mind another sister thouigh.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-10 10:27 pm UTC

BROTHER!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-05-10 10:28 pm UTC

ONE OF EACH!!!!!!!!!11 :D OR TWO?? :D:D:D

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 10:29 pm UTC

SISTER NAME HER MEG.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-10 10:40 pm UTC

BROTHER JAMES!

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 10:42 pm UTC

WHY DONT WE JUST NAME HIM HARRY WHLE WE ARE AT IT, VERY TRANSPARENT RON.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-10 10:51 pm UTC

I THOUGHT OF THAT BUT IT WILL BE VERY CONFUSING

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 10:56 pm UTC

LIKE "HULLO HARRY THIS IS HARRY. ISSUES WHAT ISSUES?" I THOUGHT YOU LIKED HERMIONE.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-10 10:59 pm UTC
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WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY, YOU SCUM!!!!!

YES I DO

NO!! YES MAYBE UGLDTGH UGH PERFNHNGYWESNKM

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 11:02 pm UTC

HA HA HA HA I THOUGHT PROF LUPIN AS A LADY WAS HOT LIKE A REALLY HOT THING NOW I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE FRED oh arg.

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 11:04 pm UTC

And yet you murder innocent stuffed frogs!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-10 11:04 pm UTC
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HE LOOKED REALLY GOOD DIDN'T HE

HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO LAST

BLOODY HELL

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lupercus @ 2003-05-10 11:12 pm UTC


I saw you peeking down my blouse during lessons the other day but I didn't stop you.

ARGH.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-10 11:13 pm UTC
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GEORGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 11:18 pm UTC

ONE GLASS IT WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE ONE GLASS I'M GOING TO SIT ON MY HANDS NOW OK.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-10 11:20 pm UTC
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I HAVE A KNIFE AND I'M COMING TO FIND YOU

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 11:24 pm UTC

OH NO I AM IN THE LIBRARY.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-10 11:31 pm UTC
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HAHAHA!

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 11:17 pm UTC

:O

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lupercus @ 2003-05-10 11:04 pm UTC


I have an affinity for freckles.

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wehaveseven @ 2003-05-10 11:05 pm UTC

LEGS.

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lupercus @ 2003-05-10 11:24 pm UTC


You are a handsome fellow and I would so oblige you if you weren't straight and we weren't married. To other people.

WHY AM I STILL TYPING.

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wehaveseven @ 2003-05-10 11:33 pm UTC

ABSOLUTELY FINE BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE MEN

THANK GOD THAT'S A BLOODY TRUTH

ER NO OFFENSE AND ALL THAT I'M SURE YOU'VE STILL GOT NICE LEGS BUT THERE'S THREE NOT JUST TWO AND WELL YOU KNOW AHDJAKHFAAERGFIWRYGWOREGYWRG

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 11:09 pm UTC

I MISS YOUR BOOBIES PROFESSOR. YOU NEVER HEARD THAT FROM ME.

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lupercus @ 2003-05-10 11:26 pm UTC


I sort of miss them too because my GOODNESS they feel good when

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 11:27 pm UTC

ADFHWERKYRYLwh23486rtkWTH#U

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 10:45 pm UTC

I don't want anymore brothers or sisters!

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 10:47 pm UTC

YOU DON'T COUNT.

SORRY FRED I CAN;T STOP.

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 10:50 pm UTC

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I DON'T COUNT? IS THIS HATE FRED DAY? I WANT BILLY BACK! >:0!!!!!

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 10:51 pm UTC

SORRY IN SEWER!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-05-10 10:51 pm UTC

I'VE ALWAYS LIKED THE NAME VERONICA your mother's going to kill me!!!!!!1

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 11:00 pm UTC

WE CAN DIE TOGETHER, I HEAR PEOPLE YELLING ROUND THE MANOR, FRED AND I ARE DOOMED.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-10 10:19 pm UTC

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE ONLY ONE?! I AM TOO ALTHOUGH I SOMETIMES WISH I'M NOT BECAUSE THEN HARRY WILL HAVE SOMEONE WHO REALLY UNDERSTAND TO TALK TO OH BLOODY GEORGE GEORGE!!!! DO SOMETHING YOU'D BETTER KNOW HOW TO DELETE ALL THESE

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 10:23 pm UTC

OH COME OFF IT I WONDER ABOUT YOU TOO, NOT AS MUCH AS PERCY HE IS OBVIOUS BUT EVEN IF I REMEMBERED HOW TO DELETE I WOULD KEEP THESE, EXCELLENT BLACKMAIL! MY FIRST OWLS NAME WAS PLUTO TO THE FAMILY, MR SNUGGLY WUGGLY TO ME OH I HATE YOU RON.

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wehaveseven @ 2003-05-10 10:27 pm UTC

SPEAKING OF BLACKMAIL, YOUR BROTHER'S JUST TOLD ME SOMETHING RATHER INTERESTING >:O >:O

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 10:30 pm UTC

er like what?

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wehaveseven @ 2003-05-10 10:34 pm UTC

STARTS WITH "LUDO BAGMAN" ENDS WITH "QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP"

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 10:34 pm UTC

oh that FRED YOU ARE TOASTS.

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wehaveseven @ 2003-05-10 10:37 pm UTC

SPEAKING OF TOAST, YOUR MOTHER BURNS THE TOAST NINE TIMES OUT OF TEN HADSKFALJSDHFVAS WHAT IS THIS MADNESS >:O

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 10:41 pm UTC

VERITASERUM<. I ONCE REPLACED GINNY'S PERFUME WITH FRUIT PUNCH SAY NOTHING.

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wehaveseven @ 2003-05-10 10:49 pm UTC

HAHAHAHAH WAS THAT THE DAY SHE WAS STICKING TO EVERYTHING??????/ I HAD TO GO RUNNING OUT TO THE SHED SO I WOULDN'T LAUGH AT HER IN HER FACE OH GOD I LOVE MY DAUGHTER REALLY >:O YOU LITTLE BUGGERS

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blushcrush @ 2003-05-10 11:25 pm UTC

Daddy, once I went into your shed without asking and I knocked over your shelf of plugs and so I put them all back out of order and that's what happened! Also I've been short-sheeting Percy's bed at least I did until he moved out but I feel just awful about it, please don't be mad at me. Also Daddy I kept a page from Tom Riddle's diary but I don't talk to it, I promise!

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wehaveseven @ 2003-05-10 11:30 pm UTC

:O:O:O:O:O IF YOU WERE IN THE ROOM I WOULD BE TAKING YOU HOME RIGHT NOW MISSY >:O >:O >:O Haha nice work with Perky you know I'm kind of intimidated he's very smart isn't he?? Good heavens!!!!1

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blushcrush @ 2003-05-10 11:36 pm UTC

He is really smart and I love him but he's just really boring and I think he wants me to be smarter than I am and it feels bad that I can't be! Also Dad I don't want any more brothers, and I don't want a sister either. I like being the baby!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-10 11:30 pm UTC

GINNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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blushcrush @ 2003-05-10 11:40 pm UTC

YES????????????????????????????????????????

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-10 11:50 pm UTC
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WHERE DO YOU KEEP THAT PAGE OF THAT BLASTED DIARY HMM???

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blushcrush @ 2003-05-11 12:14 am UTC

ARRGGGHHHH IT'S IN MY SECRET HIDING PLACE HAHAHAH NOT SO EASY EH

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-11 12:16 am UTC
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HMMPH WHERE IS YOUR SECRET HIDING PLACE HAHAHAHA

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blushcrush @ 2003-05-11 12:37 am UTC

NOOO IN MY BALLERINA JEWELRY BOX THERE IS A HIDDEN COMPARTMENT BUT PLEAE RON DON'T TAKE IT, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-11 12:39 am UTC
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WHY ARE YOU KEEPING IT?!?!?!

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blushcrush @ 2003-05-11 12:47 am UTC

BECAUSE I WISH I STILL HAD THE DIARY TO TALK TO I MEAN WHEN IT I MEAN TOM WAS NICE.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-11 12:49 am UTC
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TOM IS YOU KNOW WHO!!!! JUST BECAUSE HE HAS A SIMPLE NAME LIKE TOM DOESN'T MEAN HE'S NOT THE SAME EVIL PERSON WHO KILLED HALF THE WORLD!!! I AM HERE FOR YOU TO TALK TO ANYTIME!!!! HOW DO YOU OPEN THE SECRET COMPARTMENT!!!

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blushcrush @ 2003-05-11 01:03 am UTC

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE RON HE WAS TERRIBLY LOVELY TO ME AND HE SAID IT WAS OKAY TO WEAR SECOND-HAND ROBES BECAUSE CLOTHES DON'T MEAN ANYTHING AND HE SAID I LOOKED BECOMING IN BRAIDS AND THAT FRECKLES HAVE PERSONALITY AND YOU OPEN THE COMPARTMENT BY KNOCKING TWICE ON IT AND SAYING, "IT'S ONLY ME."

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-11 01:08 am UTC
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IT'S OKAY TO WEAR SECOND-HAND ROBES, GIN, AND CLOTHES DON'T MEAN ANYTHING AND YOU LOOK GREAT IN BRAIDS AND I COUNTED ALL YOUR FRECKLES SO I DON'T SEE WHY YOU HAVE TO TALK TO A BOOK!!! I'm sorry you had to talk to a book

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blushcrush @ 2003-05-11 01:25 am UTC

I liked talking to a book but I do like talking to you more. I just didn't want to talk to you about Harry.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-11 01:28 am UTC
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Harry doesn't deserve you anyway

I'M GOING TO KILL GEORGE FOR REAL

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 11:31 pm UTC

WE WERE SHORTING HIS SHEETS TOO HOW DID HE SLEEP AT NIGHT? WASN'T TOM RIDDLE EVIL JUST WONDERING.

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blushcrush @ 2003-05-10 11:39 pm UTC

I have no idea, maybe he's quite a lot shorter than he seems? Did you know that sometimes I can't tell you two apart at all? And Tom Riddle was my friend!

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 11:44 pm UTC

It's easy to tell us apart. George always looks more serious than me, but I don't know why that is, it's not like we're both serious blokes or anything. I think I'm shorter too.

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blushcrush @ 2003-05-11 12:13 am UTC

I can only tell you apart when you are standing next to each other, because I know George is taller and that his eyes look just a little different somehow but if just one of you came up to me I wouldn't know! Oh I'm so sorry! I am so embarrassed!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-10 10:31 pm UTC

WHAT?! I WONDER ABOUT YOU TOO MR SNUGGLY!!! ACTUALLY I DON'T. OI! I HATE THIS I CAN BLACKMAIL YOU TOO YOU KNOW THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT I HATE YOU!!! NO I DON'T OH KILL ME

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 10:33 pm UTC

DOOMED

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wehaveseven @ 2003-05-10 11:17 pm UTC

PERCY IS NOT GAY I OFTEN DISCUSS HIS PRIVATE AFFAIRS WITH PENELOPE.

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 11:26 pm UTC

THATS REALLY QUITE DISGUSTING MUM.

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wehaveseven @ 2003-05-10 11:27 pm UTC

I like talking to Penelope because I always wanted a girl. Your father and I tried over and over to have a girl but imagine our disappointment when you all kept coming out as boys. Why do you think we stopped at Ginny?

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 11:30 pm UTC

sorry we are dissapointments. :(( SITTING ON HANDS NOW THANKS.

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wehaveseven @ 2003-05-10 11:30 pm UTC

I SAY WE START AGAIN

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 10:26 pm UTC

Did I read SMARTER TWIN or am I blind?!?!? >:0!!!!!!!!!!!!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-10 10:28 pm UTC

HELLO FRED YOU ARSE MAKE THIS STOP

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 10:30 pm UTC

I one ate a piece of cake I found in the rubbish.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-10 10:37 pm UTC

I SHOULD BE SURPRISED BUT I AM NOT

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 10:33 pm UTC

BLIND!

THAT IS A LIE.

ARg.

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 10:37 pm UTC

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 10:41 pm UTC

:((

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 10:43 pm UTC

Why two frowns? I have a stuffed frog named Billy.

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 10:44 pm UTC

Im sad we have to die now. NOT ANYMORE I FLUSHED IT DOWN THE LOO LAST CHRISTMAS.

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 10:48 pm UTC

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 10:58 pm UTC

I AM NEVER COMING OUT OF MY ROOM AGAIN, GEORGE.


percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 10:59 pm UTC

ROOM OR CLOSET? OH NO I DIDN;T MEAN TO SAY THAT AT ALL

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wehaveseven @ 2003-05-10 11:00 pm UTC

GOOD THING TOO BECAUSE YOUR BEDROOM AT THE BURROW'S BEEN STAPLED AND DUCKED SHUT

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 11:05 pm UTC

What? :O

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 11:05 pm UTC

SAY WHAT?

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wehaveseven @ 2003-05-10 11:07 pm UTC

GOT BORED

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