wheresmytoad in nocturne_alley @ 2003-05-11 00:03:00

Lavender
Seeing as you and Parvati won't stop looking at wedding dresses online, I am thinking this is the only way my message will get through! Hello! I am in the study. Would you like some punch?

Neville


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wheresmytoad @ 2003-05-10 10:04 pm UTC
Huh

This punch is pretty good!


wheresmytoad @ 2003-05-10 10:05 pm UTC

But I thought this was supposed to be the non-alcoholic stuff?

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pinkstarsgirlie @ 2003-05-10 10:12 pm UTC

I have punch!!!! Parv managed to turn it sugarfree too! ^_^


wheresmytoad @ 2003-05-10 10:17 pm UTC
Lavender!

I saw what you wrote in the guest book! How could you say such a thing? "Sad that you couldn't stay as female for the perfect wedding." What a thing to say! Are you a bigot?

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pinkstarsgirlie @ 2003-05-10 10:23 pm UTC
Re: Lavender!

All I want is for them to have a normal wedding because I like them T_T Why is that so bad? T_T

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wheresmytoad @ 2003-05-10 10:30 pm UTC
A normal wedding??

You're sitting here drinking their punch and insulting their wedding? I used to like you! I didn't know you were so narrow-minded! You seemed so sweet, and pretty and you were kind to me and what's happened to you? You had boobies, but you're so skinny now that they've all melted away. You like a scarecrow! And when I sat next to you at the wedding, you smelled like barf!

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pinkstarsgirlie @ 2003-05-10 10:34 pm UTC
Re: A normal wedding??

I used to like you too when you were understanding... I'm not insulting their wedding I want the best for them because I want them to be happy and two men together will never be happy, it is wrong and it is sad because marriages should last forever... :( Maybe I smell like barf but at least I'm losing weight and soon I'll look perfect and I'll look like how I looked when I was a little girl when my parents loved each other and are not getting a divorce oh no

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wheresmytoad @ 2003-05-10 10:39 pm UTC

You'll look perfectly dead! I'm sorry your parents are getting a divorce, but maybe that just goes to show that just because a marriage is between a man and woman, it won't be perfect. Even if the woman has boobies.

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pinkstarsgirlie @ 2003-05-10 10:42 pm UTC
Re:

It used to be perfect and I'll make it be perfect again!! >:0 Once daddy sees that I'm looking perfect he won't leave us, I know this. >.<

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wheresmytoad @ 2003-05-10 10:41 pm UTC

We're through! I like Hermione better than you anyway. She's way kinder than you.

Even if she doesn't have any boobies to speak of . . .

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pinkstarsgirlie @ 2003-05-10 10:43 pm UTC
Re:

Go away, Neville

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-10 10:44 pm UTC

YES SHE DOES

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-10 10:44 pm UTC

GEORGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 11:22 pm UTC

YES SHE DOES.

RON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-10 11:24 pm UTC

GEORGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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missgranger @ 2003-05-10 10:48 pm UTC

Neville! That's extremely rude of you. I do too have - breasts! I even wear a push-up bra!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-10 10:51 pm UTC

YOU DO?

IGNORE EVERYTHING I SAY

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missgranger @ 2003-05-10 10:56 pm UTC

Well, yes. I'd like to look my age!

Argh, I can't shut up!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-10 11:08 pm UTC

I THINK THEY LOOK VERY GOOD

NEITHER CAN I

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missgranger @ 2003-05-10 11:13 pm UTC

THANK YOU RON BUT I THINK YOU'RE STUCK IN CAPS LOCK!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-10 11:15 pm UTC
Re:

SO ARE YOU

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wheresmytoad @ 2003-05-10 10:53 pm UTC

I'd like to help you push it up.

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missgranger @ 2003-05-10 10:56 pm UTC

Neville, do not make me Petrificus Totalus you, because I am highly inclined to at the moment.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-10 10:56 pm UTC

I THINK NOT!!!! PROFESSOR SNAPE IS LOOKING FOR YOU.

ACTUALLY HE'S NOT, THAT'S A LIE

OH MY BLOODY HELL I HATE YOU ALL

NOT REALLY

BUT TOUCH HERMIONE AND DIE

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missgranger @ 2003-05-10 10:58 pm UTC

I - love you, Ron!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-10 11:00 pm UTC
Re:

!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-10 11:25 pm UTC

!!!

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missgranger @ 2003-05-10 11:30 pm UTC

...

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-10 11:32 pm UTC
Re:

!!!!!!

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missgranger @ 2003-05-10 11:37 pm UTC

STOP IT!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-10 11:40 pm UTC
Re:

I CAN'T!!!!

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divineparvati @ 2003-05-10 10:45 pm UTC

Oh Lav, that's perfectly Dreadful about your Parents! You will be Tinier than I am because I Actually ate every Dinner last Week, I didn't want To tell You but it's True! Let's go and Dance and get Away from Stupid Boys, okay?

~ Your best friend Forever, Parvati

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missgranger @ 2003-05-10 10:51 pm UTC

Parvati! And to think, I was trying so hard to get you to eat! Why didn't you just tell me?

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divineparvati @ 2003-05-10 10:56 pm UTC

I just Want to be Beautiful.

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missgranger @ 2003-05-10 10:58 pm UTC

You're one of the prettiest girls in the school, Parvati! I wish I were as pretty as you!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-10 11:01 pm UTC

YOU ARE PRETTIER THAN THEM

I'M GOING TO THE KITCHEN TO FIND A KNIFE AND THEN GEORGE

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missgranger @ 2003-05-10 11:05 pm UTC

I would come with you but I don't want to see another house-elf for the rest of my life.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-10 11:06 pm UTC
Re:

?! I THOUGHT YOU THINK THEY ARE THE NEXT BEST THING TO BOOK?!

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missgranger @ 2003-05-10 11:11 pm UTC

Oh Ron, they make me so angry they way they won't take a stand for themselves, and I hate how improperly they speak! I would be so happy to just forget they exist, but I can't! Honestly, I think I should stop talking now.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-10 11:14 pm UTC
Re:

I THINK THAT IS AN EXCELLENT IDEA

I'LL BRING YOU A SPARE KNIFE, YOU CAN KILL FRED

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missgranger @ 2003-05-10 11:17 pm UTC

Don't bother, I've got my wand with me!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-10 11:18 pm UTC
Re:

I LIKE HOW YOU THINK

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 11:46 pm UTC

AM IN THE LIBRARY. PLEASE CUT OFF MY HANDS.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-05-10 11:51 pm UTC
Re:

OKAY AND THEN YOU CUT MINE OFF, DEAL?

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 11:55 pm UTC

OKAY.

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divineparvati @ 2003-05-10 11:03 pm UTC

I'm going to go Dance now! Thank you but I don't Believe you, I'm sorry about The shoes though They look Very nice!

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missgranger @ 2003-05-10 11:08 pm UTC

I am telling the Truth and I loathe the way you randomly capitalise! Oops, sorry!

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pinkstarsgirlie @ 2003-05-10 10:52 pm UTC

T_T

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divineparvati @ 2003-05-10 10:55 pm UTC

You will be Prettier first, just Think how lucky You are! I am going to Dance! Did you Know that dancing Burns calories Too?

~Always your Best friend, Parvati

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