lupercus in nocturne_alley @ 2003-05-10 22:36:00

Current mood: shocked
Current music:Sirius singing "You Hex Me All Night Long"

I have no idea what I am doing at a computer but I felt utterly compelled to sit down and type and tell you all that the ceremony was absolutely wonderful and I am so happy I could burst, and I never expected so many people to turn up and yet the house is full and the party is raging in the ballroom. This is all so strange for me because I really do think the only reason that Sirius and James and That Bloody Bastard were my friends is because they thought it would be cool to have a secret werewolf as a best friend. Sirius would probably deny it in fact I know he will but I still think that even now.

I don't even mind it though because really, being a werewolf probably makes me more interesting than I would be if I weren't.

Why am I SAYING all of this?

Sirius? I really want children.

AAAAAAAAAAAAA I have to get OUT of here,

Comments:

purestblood @ 2003-05-10 10:44 pm UTC

Those robes make your shoulders look really broad.

lupercus @ 2003-05-10 10:47 pm UTC

You have child-birthing hips.

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purestblood @ 2003-05-10 10:50 pm UTC

There's a piece of spinach in your teeth.

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lupercus @ 2003-05-10 10:53 pm UTC


James, Sirius and I put beetles in your soup in 4th year and you ate them and we laughed.

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purestblood @ 2003-05-10 11:09 pm UTC

I put nightshade in your toothpaste.

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lupercus @ 2003-05-10 11:31 pm UTC



I saw you and that house-elf in 3rd year. I have photographs.

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purestblood @ 2003-05-10 11:48 pm UTC
Re:

That was a setup and you know it. I would never hurt my Tinka.

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potions_master @ 2003-05-10 10:45 pm UTC


I wanted to be your friend, but not because you were a werewolf.

If I weren't under Veritaserum I would threaten your life, Lupin.

My mother was a Hufflepuff.

lupercus @ 2003-05-10 10:49 pm UTC


I would have been your friend had you not been a Slytherin. You frightened me.

HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO LAST, SEVERUS?

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potions_master @ 2003-05-10 10:57 pm UTC


I never wanted to be a Slytherin. I wanted to be a Ravenclaw. I just wanted to learn and be done with it. The bloody Hat tried to put me in Gryffindor but I told it I would set it on fire the first chance I got, and that got me landed in Slytherin. I did not want to be in a house with a history attached to it.

I also want a kitten.

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jadedsirius @ 2003-05-10 10:52 pm UTC

Veritaserum again? Oh shit.

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potions_master @ 2003-05-10 10:55 pm UTC


I wish I could still hate you.

You have love handles and the leather trousers are no longer flattering to your arse.

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jadedsirius @ 2003-05-10 11:46 pm UTC

Your nose reminds me of a slug.

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jadedsirius @ 2003-05-10 10:46 pm UTC

Remus, that's untrue.

Um. Children? You're a man again, you know...

lupercus @ 2003-05-10 10:52 pm UTC


I know that it's untrue but I still think that way sometimes.

And I know I'm a man, I can still be a father. Or I could if I weren't a werewolf and forbidden by bloody law to breed. Sometimes I think I could break that law though but I couldn't curse a child with this.

I really do hate myself sometimes. But I love you more than my own life.

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just_harry @ 2003-05-10 11:29 pm UTC

You want kids?

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lupercus @ 2003-05-10 11:35 pm UTC


Yes, Harry. I've always wanted kids and that is why I am so fond of you. You're absolutely everything I could ever want in a son. I was so jealous of your parents when you were born I could hardly stand it, and when they let me hold you I didn't want to let go. You and Sirius are the most important people in my life.

By the way your father had a tattoo of a Snitch on his hip and if you ever want to get one I won't say no.

Argh. Don't you DARE ask me anything else, you little git or I'll hex you. I wouldn't, but let's pretend I mean it.

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jadedsirius @ 2003-05-10 11:47 pm UTC

Remus we needs to talk about this...

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lupercus @ 2003-05-10 11:52 pm UTC


No we don't.

Go find Harry. Please, for the love of Godric, go find Harry.

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wehaveseven @ 2003-05-10 11:10 pm UTC

i:m still not over you and i dont think i ever will be WHAT WAS IN THAT PUNCH i miss you ARGH!!!11

lupercus @ 2003-05-10 11:19 pm UTC


I never meant to hurt you but I went into it knowing I belonged with Sirius and I'm sorry.

I still remember how your dragon tattoo tastes.

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percyneedsalife @ 2003-05-10 11:52 pm UTC

That really hurts my feelings, and I think I'm now blind, only not really.

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lupercus @ 2003-05-11 01:08 am UTC


I thought you were Charlie and I'm sorry, I never would have done it had I not been drunk and don't take it personally because you're a wonderful fellow.

Sirius doesn't hate you. He's possessive and protective but he doesn't hate anyone.

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