| potions_master in nocturne_alley @ 2003-05-10 23:21:00 |
| Current mood: | honest |
| Current music: | caterwauling at the karaoke stage - someone is mutilating "Hex On Wheels" |
Klaatu barata nikto.
The occasion is upon us where I must reveal to all the truth behind the unpropitious plot that has plagued our school as of late.
Yes, Hogwarts, there is a fiend among us. He is more powerful, more perspicacious, more forboding than any entity of recent history. This place of learning has fallen by the wayside of educational virtue due to his interference, his sinister scheme to distract the public from his more devious endeavors. I do not hesitate to warn you all that left unchecked, this vile entity will soon destroy us all.
His name is Neville Longbottom.
I'm on to your wiley strategy, yes. I know now, through meticulous planning and dastardly methods you have managed to convince the staff and student body of your terminal ineptitude. I myself was fooled for a time, but that time is finished. I see your mind. I know how you work. You may think you have won, but you are sorely mistaken. I understand, now.
It is imperative at this time that the staff accept and determine the best course of action when dealing with Longbottom's detrimental and life-threatening brilliance. He must be carefully attended to, groomed and prepared in the proper manner of instruction so as to ensure his deviation from the Dark Arts, which I am of course convinced he is destined to. The boy is a danger to himself and to the world at large if he is not contained and moulded from the nefarious wizard he is into the noble, august, ethical wizard he should become.
The boy should be transferred immediately to Slytherin, in order to preserve his heritage and influence his pride.
And yet, you have all got your hopes pinned on that Potter brat, when you should be bowing and scraping to Longbottom for his mercy should he choose to use his power to overtake us all. Which is inevitable, you realise.
I myself will undertake the heady task of keeping Longbottom in line. I have devised an intricate lesson plan of the most difficult, extensive magicks this world has come to create. It is of course well past the level of a sixth year dunderhead but Longbottom is no ordinary sixth year dunderhead, and so I have no hesitations of any kind in giving him the extra work. It is child's play to a mind such as his.
You will all thank me - not Potter - when we are safe from the clutches of evil once more.
And I still want a kitten.
Comments:
| goyle @ 2003-05-10 11:56 pm UTC |
he sed: "Klaatu barata nikto.
The occasion is upon us where I must reveal to all the truth behind the unpropitious plot that has plagued our school as of late.
Yes, Hogwarts, there is a fiend among us. He is more powerful, more perspicacious, more forboding than any entity of recent history. This place of learning has fallen by the wayside of educational virtue due to his interference, his sinister scheme to distract the public from his more devious endeavors. I do not hesitate to warn you all that left unchecked, this vile entity will soon destroy us all.
His name is Neville Longbottom.
I'm on to your wiley strategy, yes. I know now, through meticulous planning and dastardly methods you have managed to convince the staff and student body of your terminal ineptitude. I myself was fooled for a time, but that time is finished. I see your mind. I know how you work. You may think you have won, but you are sorely mistaken. I understand, now.
It is imperative at this time that the staff accept and determine the best course of action when dealing with Longbottom's detrimental and life-threatening brilliance. He must be carefully attended to, groomed and prepared in the proper manner of instruction so as to ensure his deviation from the Dark Arts, which I am of course convinced he is destined to. The boy is a danger to himself and to the world at large if he is not contained and moulded from the nefarious wizard he is into the noble, august, ethical wizard he should become.
The boy should be transferred immediately to Slytherin, in order to preserve his heritage and influence his pride.
And yet, you have all got your hopes pinned on that Potter brat, when you should be bowing and scraping to Longbottom for his mercy should he choose to use his power to overtake us all. Which is inevitable, you realise.
I myself will undertake the heady task of keeping Longbottom in line. I have devised an intricate lesson plan of the most difficult, extensive magicks this world has come to create. It is of course well past the level of a sixth year dunderhead but Longbottom is no ordinary sixth year dunderhead, and so I have no hesitations of any kind in giving him the extra work. It is child's play to a mind such as his.
You will all thank me - not Potter - when we are safe from the clutches of evil once more.
And I still want a kitten."
hoyp this helps longbum
| wheresmytoad @ 2003-05-10 11:27 pm UTC Did I hear you right? |
Did you accuse me of using magic . . . using Dark Arts? That's . . . you're . . . you're . . . . you're barking mental!!!
| goyle @ 2003-05-10 11:33 pm UTC Re: Did I hear you right? |
HEES MENTUL? MALFOY CHOPED OF MY FINGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(parent)| colin__creevey @ 2003-05-10 11:29 pm UTC |
professor you're wrong we don't all bow and scrape to harry well i mean i do i really really really still like him because he is always so nice to everybody and i hate that he doesnt want to be my friend because i could be a really great friend to him and then he has to go and be bloody GAY and if i look up to him that means i might turn gay too and then soblessa will have a real reason to dump me and i am avoiding him because i am scared and i really hate being hyper all the time because it is tiring and nobody likes me anyway and at least neville has friends.
| goyle @ 2003-05-10 11:54 pm UTC |
AT LEEST YU STIL HAV ORL YOR FINGURS
and poter beeng so hapy is uterly rong do yu wont to cum and pig owt choclat cayk in the kichens?? dus wunders yu no
| wheresmytoad @ 2003-05-10 11:38 pm UTC |
HOW DARE YOU?! HOW DARE YOU?! My mum and dad were both driven insane cos someone doing dark magic tortured them! I grew up without them cos they're still in St. Mungo's, and whenever I go to see them they don't even know who the hell I am! They're just . . . just empty, drooling shells, not even people anymore! How could you think for even one stinking moment I would join with the bastards who did that to them? Who could do that to anyone???
| wheresmytoad @ 2003-05-10 11:46 pm UTC YOU BASTARD! |
You pick on me cos you're a weasel and a bully and a stinking, rotten sadist! You're so twisted and sick that you NEED to always be beating someone up! You think I'm easy to push around, that I'm a coward who'll always just roll over and take it and never stand up to you! Well, the Sorting Hat put me into Gryffindor for a reason! I don't deserve this stinking muck, and I'm not a coward!
| wheresmytoad @ 2003-05-11 12:03 am UTC |
YOU'RE NOT PUSHING ME AROUND ANYMORE! YOU CAN BLOODY
WELL GO TO HELL!!
| wheresmytoad @ 2003-05-11 12:10 am UTC |
DUMBLEDORE SHOULD HAVE SACKED YOU AND THROWN YOU OUT ON YOUR SORRY ARSE YEARS AGO!!!
| scotchtartan @ 2003-05-11 12:46 am UTC |
MISTER LONGBOTTOM GET AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER RIGHT THIS MINUTE WHY IS YOUR HEAD SO DAMN THICK.
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