percyneedsalife in nocturne_alley: No subject.

Weekends for Hogsmead mean big moneys for the Weasley's Wizard Wheezes. George likes to make everyone laugh by setting off our own merchandise. Was only funny the first, oh, three hundred times, George.

(George: That hurts, dear brother. Right here.)

Ron, Harry, and Hermione came later. Piled them with loads of sweets and other pranks. Educational material only, of course. Eventually spotted unlikely character: Draco Malfoy, in all his sneaky, slimey, Slytherin glory. Suspected he followed Harry in, like the little stalker he is. Malfoy very annoying. Had to resist giving him Big Brother Chokehold of Death that has been cultivated over the years. (Also good to use with Percy Fist of Doom.)

Malfoy: *bumps into a shelf*
George: Please, drop something.
Malfoy: All right. *pushes over a box of Rememberalls*
me: You little piece off--
Malfoy: Tut, tut. Before you say anything, just keep in mind my father could easily buy out this wretched little shop and have you on the streets.

George chased Malfoy out with the broom. Very funny. Did not know ferrets could run so fast on two legs.

potterstinks @ 2002-05-28 12:33 pm UTC

I certainly wasn't stalking Potter, Weasel. I merely wanted to check out your lousy excuse for a joke shop. As I suspected, it's even worse than Zonko's.

Oh, and I certainly won't forget the broom incident. I may have received brushburns on my calves. I'm sure My Father will be interested to note that a shop owner caused me injury. The next time one of you gets it in mind to attack me, you might want to remember who My Father is.

percyneedsalife @ 2002-05-30 03:48 pm UTC

Really. If you weren't stalking Harry, then why were you slithering round the shelves and quite blatantly listening to our conversations?

I'm sure your wonderful father would love to know that we chased you out for breaking stuffs. Especially if he had to pay for said stuffs.

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potterstinks @ 2002-05-30 03:59 pm UTC
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What were you doing keeping such close observation on me? One could say you were stalking me, too, you realise. It's all superficial. Of course, one could hardly blame you for wanting to stalk me . . .

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percyneedsalife @ 2002-06-02 04:20 pm UTC

It's not exactly difficult to see you when you're poking your head through the space between shelves and cackling from time to time. You should learn to keep your chucking to yourself.

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potterstinks @ 2002-06-02 08:14 pm UTC
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Why keep my chuckling to myself when I'm laughing at you? I do want you to know when you're being made a fool of.

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