| jadedsirius in nocturne_alley @ 2002-05-28 17:01:00 |
| Current music: | Guns N Roses - Welcome to the Jungle |
Ah, jealousy, thy name is Snape. Why, Severus, I think you protest too much. Why is it that you know all the details and issue numbers of my so-called sordid past? I am proud of my body and don't see why I shouldn't share it with the word. Pictorially, of course. Next you'll be accusing me of being the Hogwarts slut. Of course you will back up this statement with times and dates and pictures of all my encounters. I think someone is obsessed. Which is understandable. Oh, and that time during sixth year? When I turned you down? It wasn't because I didn't find you attractive. I was involved with someone else. You are a very attractive man, Severus. I can't believe I'm saying this. But you need to lighten up.
~Sirius
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