potterstinks in nocturne_alley @ 2003-08-27 22:52:00

Current mood:enraged

I just thought I'd leave a quick note to inform the world that Weasley will no longer be speaking anything but Mandarin. All in all, a fine day's work. Some day, they'll name a constellation after me.


Comments:

knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-27 04:07 pm UTC

Ni wàng le shou wo bá ni shu duan qi chun, chou dan!!!


seekercho @ 2003-08-27 04:13 pm UTC

O_O!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-27 04:18 pm UTC

Hullo! Have you opened your bathroom cabinet lately?

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seekercho @ 2003-08-27 05:58 pm UTC

Wait what? What did you do?

Ginny is going to go open it right now.

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seekercho @ 2003-08-27 05:59 pm UTC

RON WHAT DID YOU DO

RON OH MY GOD THEY ARE EVERYWHERE

YOU ARE SODEAD RONALD WEASLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-28 01:47 am UTC

HA HA HA! HAHA! PAYBACK!!!

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seekercho @ 2003-08-28 02:18 am UTC

YOU ARE AN ASS HAT RONALD WEASLEY

THEY ARE EVERYWHERE MUM IS HACKED OFF NOW

Ginny wants to know how you got them to fly.

DOOM RON. DOOOOOOOOM

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-28 02:19 am UTC

OH NO DON'T TELL YOUR MUM IT WAS ME, SHE'S SCARY!!!

Flying charm, of course! Might as well put their wings to use, eh? Ha!

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seekercho @ 2003-08-28 02:27 am UTC

TOO LATE HA HA SHE KNOWS IT WAS YOU. I TOLD YOU DOOM IS COMING FOR YOU RONALD.

Flying charm really? Ginny says that was very clever of you Ron but she is going to get you back at school. Hahaha. You are so VERY doomed now!!

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-28 02:29 am UTC

She wouldn't dare!!! Mum asks if Gin brought enough underthings to wear, ha ha

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potterstinks @ 2003-08-28 02:30 am UTC

Do you really want me to know about your sister's knickers?

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-28 02:32 am UTC

What the hell are you doing here?!

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potterstinks @ 2003-08-28 02:35 am UTC

Kayaking in the River Thames.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-28 02:36 am UTC

Well go away

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potterstinks @ 2003-08-28 02:37 am UTC

Oh, by all means, carry on.

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a_slytherin @ 2003-08-28 05:08 am UTC

your egg smells als o

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-27 04:10 pm UTC

AHA! NOT A VERY STRONG HEX, WAS IT NOW!!! YOU FORGOT TO MENTION YOU'RE NOW SHORTER THAN SHORT!!!


potterstinks @ 2003-08-27 04:12 pm UTC

Oh, really now. That wore off by the time I Apparated home.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-27 04:13 pm UTC

How can you tell?? You're always short, ha ha!

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potterstinks @ 2003-08-27 04:18 pm UTC

Because now, my trousers are too short.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-27 04:22 pm UTC

What, you hexed yourself taller?! Who does that?!

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potterstinks @ 2003-08-27 04:25 pm UTC

No, I did not. I've measured. I'm still precisely 175.5 centimetres. I'm bored now, so I'm going to go floss rather than have to look at your putrid face anymore. Ta ta.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-08-27 04:30 pm UTC

Well you are still shorter. Ta ta.

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a_slytherin @ 2003-08-28 05:07 am UTC

:)


potterstinks @ 2003-08-28 03:15 pm UTC

What are you?

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sinistra @ 2003-08-28 08:09 am UTC

Nonsense. They won't name a constellation after you until Minerva throws your body into the heavens. Shall I fetch her?


potterstinks @ 2003-08-28 03:16 pm UTC

Well, that wouldn't be very professional of her.

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blondenarcissa @ 2003-08-30 07:23 am UTC

Draco?