potterstinks in nocturne_alley @ 2003-09-21 18:19:00

Current mood:enraged

The new Slytherin Quidditch team is as follows:

Draco Malfoy, Seeker/Captain
Millicent Bulstrode, Beater
Murdoc Gross, Beater
Daisy Clarence, Chaser
Audrey Bysmal, Chaser
Graham Pritchard, Chaser
Brooke Haydt, Keeper

The following failed miserably at their tryouts:

Queenie Greengrass
Vincent Crabbe
Elizabeth Fear
Mary Ellen Gladfelter
Dale Chapter
Tracey Davis
Malcolm Baddock
Sheldon Polk
Marian Berger
Nathan Pritchard
Ian Greathouse
Abigail Klemmer

Sorry, losers. You'll have to wait until I've left Hogwarts and there's a new captain to try and make it.

Comments:

erniemacmillan @ 2003-09-21 03:43 pm UTC

That Clarence witch's first name is DAISY?!

potterstinks @ 2003-09-21 03:44 pm UTC

As a matter of fact, it is. Have you got a problem with that?

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erniemacmillan @ 2003-09-21 03:46 pm UTC

No, no, nothing at all.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-09-21 03:48 pm UTC

She's not exactly a precious flower, if you hadn't noticed!

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potterstinks @ 2003-09-21 03:51 pm UTC

What are you talking about? She's not fat.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-09-21 03:52 pm UTC

No, she's just 324092348230023 centimetres tall!!! She looks more like a beanstalk!

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potterstinks @ 2003-09-21 03:55 pm UTC

What's your point? Are you worried she'll aim too high for you? Don't worry, Weasley, anyone aiming at you would have to be shooting dreadfully low.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-09-21 03:57 pm UTC

Take that back, you fungus off a cat's arse!!!

Oh, well, at least we don't have Gross, haha

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potterstinks @ 2003-09-21 04:00 pm UTC

What's that supposed to mean?

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-09-21 04:02 pm UTC

He's that big blond wizard who turned his hair to dandruff last year isn't he??

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potterstinks @ 2003-09-21 04:04 pm UTC

What are you talking about? That wasn't even a Slytherin. That was some parasitic Ravenclaw imbecile.

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knight_to_h3 @ 2003-09-21 04:11 pm UTC

Oh

Who's Gross then???

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potterstinks @ 2003-09-21 04:17 pm UTC

Well, you are, quite obviously.

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crabbe @ 2003-09-21 04:21 pm UTC

but i leave when you leave.

potterstinks @ 2003-09-21 04:24 pm UTC

Sorry, Crabbe. I suppose you could stay on an extra year if you're really that attached to getting on the Quidditch team. Have you any cinnamon sticks left?

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crabbe @ 2003-09-21 04:26 pm UTC

why am i not on the team.

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potterstinks @ 2003-09-21 04:29 pm UTC

Because you're not any good. Lord, you can hardly even get your broom into the air before you come down again. Have you any cinnamon sticks or not? I want one for my tea.

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crabbe @ 2003-09-21 04:31 pm UTC

yes you will have to come get them.

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potterstinks @ 2003-09-21 04:35 pm UTC

All right, Crabbe. You're acting rather odd.

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