potterstinks in nocturne_alley @ 2002-06-01 01:38:00

Current mood:

enraged

Attn: Slytherin Quidditch Team.
In case any of you have forgotten, we have a match against Hufflepuff this Sunday. I expect all of you to be on your best performance and your bloody broomsticks. I don't want anyone having to run back to the castle because they leant their brooms to Filch like last time.

Now listen, team, this is against Hufflepuff. Don't go wasting any of our strategies with them. No, we won't be practising any extra beforehand. And it's not bloody likely you're going to have to do much but float around like last year. Really, that house is nothing without Deadric Diggory.

But if you see them making any attempts to win, do try your hardest to knock them out of the skies. I'll not stand for us losing, and you know it. You'll all remember the practice brooms My Father bought for us this year, I expect. Keep that in mind.

Oh, and don't paint any of those ludicrous black lines under your eyes this time. That was just embarrassing.

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