petitemillicent in nocturne_alley @ 2003-10-07 08:27:00

Attn: Bones.
I am not your friend.

You are not my friend.

We are not friends.

Stop telling people that we are friends.

It makes you a liar.

Invite me to have lunch at your table again and I will beat the huffle out of your puff.

Sincerely,
M. B.

Comments:

la_pensee @ 2003-10-08 08:46 am UTC

Darling, can you blame her for wanting to be your friend?

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petitemillicent @ 2003-10-08 11:05 am UTC

Yes, yes I can.

M. B.

(parent)

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finch_fletchley @ 2003-10-09 05:48 am UTC

Hey, man, there's no need to be rude! Threaten her again and I'll knock you into next Tuesday.

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petitemillicent @ 2003-10-09 05:53 am UTC

Huffle out of your puff sounds way more intimidating than next Tuesday, you have to admit.

M. B.

(parent)

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