| potterstinks in nocturne_alley @ 2003-11-08 00:25:00 |
| Current mood: | enraged |
I can't help noticing that since Potter's socks have gone missing, everyone and their very own pet has offered him a pair of socks. And yet, no one offered any to me. EXCEPT, OF COURSE, FOR FINNIGAN. How polite.
Comments:
| lupercus @ 2003-11-08 12:48 am UTC |
Seeing as how they reside in my bureau I should hope so. Some of them may belong to Professor Black, however. Or Harry. We've all the same sized feet.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-11-08 12:53 am UTC |
Oh, I've already got some of Potter's socks. In fact, I'm quite set.
(parent)| lupercus @ 2003-11-08 12:59 am UTC |
That's good then. One should never be without socks.
Any suspects yet?
| potterstinks @ 2003-11-08 01:09 am UTC |
I've narrowed the list down to about 994 out of 1,000.
(parent)| lupercus @ 2003-11-08 01:11 am UTC |
That's very methodical of you. You should know whodunnit by spring.
Perhaps we could train a Niffler to niffle out your socks for you.
| blondenarcissa @ 2003-11-08 06:35 am UTC |
Now Remus, don't be unkind. You know as well as I that nifflers do not niffle socks, shiny or not! (Unless, of course, you have managed to discover a new type of nifflers that do so.) Do stop teasing Draco, won't you?
By the by, if you happen to know the precise address for the mother of Miss Cho Chang, could you possibly owl that information to me? I had owled her some time ago in regards to the status of Dacey and requested that she send my house elf back to the Manor but I have not had a reply and should like to confirm her whereabouts.
Narcissa
| lupercus @ 2003-11-08 10:43 am UTC |
I do apologise, Narcissa. Seeing the humour in a situation has long since been my preferred coping method. I wouldn't be surprised, however, if we could train up a Niffler properly. Draco's welcome to try it. I'd even consider it for extra credit.
As far as I remember, the Changs live above the Quill shop on Diagon Alley. I'll send off an owl myself and see if I can't raise them for you. You do need your house-elf back.
I hope you're well.
-Remus
| blondenarcissa @ 2003-11-08 12:41 am UTC |
Draco,
Do you mean to tell me that you have not yet successfully received ONE parcel of socks that I have sent you?
Disturbed,
Mother
| potterstinks @ 2003-11-08 12:49 am UTC |
Mother,
Thankfully, I received them. However, I don't quite understand why everyone's offering socks to Potter just because I happened to borrow a few pair. No one in this castle offered any to me, short of Pansy and Finnigan.
| blondenarcissa @ 2003-11-08 12:53 am UTC |
Draco,
Perhaps you did not receive as many offers as Harry because everyone knows you shall never want of money or parents who strive to ensure that you have life's every necessity while Harry has spent most of his life in the completely opposite manner as yourself.
Love,
Mother
| potterstinks @ 2003-11-08 12:56 am UTC |
You're right, of course, Mother. I'm not quite as misfortunate as others.
(parent)| wehaveseven @ 2003-11-08 12:41 am UTC |
Well you'd just lose people's socks if they gave them to you anyway, wouldn't you?
| potterstinks @ 2003-11-08 12:58 am UTC |
As a matter of fact, I always know just where I put my socks.
(parent)| wehaveseven @ 2003-11-08 01:03 am UTC |
Seems you don't, lad! Where are your socks, little Malfoy? Where? Are? Your? SOcks?
(parent)| wehaveseven @ 2003-11-08 01:33 am UTC |
i miss cat mum.
dragons not like cats. dragons big and scaly.
STAPLE COME HOME
| wehaveseven @ 2003-11-08 01:55 am UTC |
DRAGONS EAT KITTENS YOU KNOW
hate everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
i go cry now
| potterstinks @ 2003-11-08 02:32 am UTC |
Don't you think, perhaps, that my journal is an inappropriate place to hold this conversation?
(parent)| wehaveseven @ 2003-11-08 03:17 am UTC |
You are inpoappriate enough without this conversation in your journal, so you really you could handle it, I think.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-11-08 03:21 am UTC |
As a matter of fact, I think it would be more appropriate elsewhere.
(parent)| wehaveseven @ 2003-11-08 01:54 am UTC |
two of them had socks but i thougth One was sTaple? :(
(parent)| purestblood @ 2003-11-08 12:43 am UTC |
Tinka assures me that she placed the parcel I sent you in your hands.
What happened?
Your Father
| potterstinks @ 2003-11-08 12:47 am UTC |
I received them, Father, but since I've borrowed from Potter, he's had several offers. This is heinously unfair.
(parent)| purestblood @ 2003-11-08 12:51 am UTC |
If you received them, you should have no need to partake of Mr. Potter's socks or, indeed, any item of clothing that might be unlucky enough to reside in his wardrobe. Flannel is only for lumberjacks, son. You would do well to remember this.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-11-08 12:55 am UTC |
You're right, of course. I borrowed socks from Potter before the socks from you arrived, of course. Otherwise, I'd not have been driven to such drastic measures. Crabbe's and Goyle's socks were far too horrific to think about.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-11-08 06:16 pm UTC Re: Hey Malfoy |
Well that was rather uncouth. Besides, you don't count. You offered them to Potter as well.
(parent)| seamus_f @ 2003-11-08 06:21 pm UTC Re: Hey Malfoy |
Just because I'm gay doesn't make me Noel fucking Coward.
Why don't I count? I offered them to you first. I only offered them to Harry after you appropriated his.
Christ Jesus, Malfoy, but you make it bloody fucking difficult.
| potterstinks @ 2003-11-08 06:31 pm UTC Re: Hey Malfoy |
Who on the bloody green earth is Noel Coward? Is that his actual middle name, or did you add that yourself?
(parent)| seamus_f @ 2003-11-08 06:37 pm UTC Re: Hey Malfoy |
Noel Coward
Welcome to the wonderful world of creative profanity.
| potterstinks @ 2003-11-08 06:40 pm UTC Re: Hey Malfoy |
This site is provided by the Noel Coward Society, an association founded to celebrate the life and work of Noël Coward.
Membership of the Society gives access to a comprehensive onsite archive of information and opinion relating to 'the Master' and back copies of HOME CHAT the Society's printed newsletter, sent regularly to members.
The Society arranges meetings on Coward subjects and organises theatre visits, often at reduced prices, with interval drinks and pre-show suppers.
Members receive substantial discounts on a range of Coward books and CDs that are listed on the site.
They have email access to a range of historians, writers and enthusiasts who can provide help on queries about Noel Coward, his work and his contemporaries.
Of course. This explains everything.
| seamus_f @ 2003-11-08 06:42 pm UTC Re: Hey Malfoy |
When, exactly, did I become your research fellow?
Fine then
| potterstinks @ 2003-11-08 06:46 pm UTC Re: Hey Malfoy |
Oh, I'll just be calling you Destiny's Tot now.
(parent)| seamus_f @ 2003-11-08 06:49 pm UTC Re: Hey Malfoy |
What does that even mean? Never mind. I tried, but you are determined to be hopeless, aren't you?
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-11-08 06:50 pm UTC Re: Hey Malfoy |
What do you mean, what does that mean?
His own ability to thrive through those changes earned him yet another popular nickname -- "Destiny's Tot." May his songs, his writings, and his memory shine on.
| seamus_f @ 2003-11-08 06:55 pm UTC Re: Hey Malfoy |
I said I'm NOT Noel Coward. Gah! Call me whatever you want, you will anyway.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-11-08 06:56 pm UTC Re: Hey Malfoy |
I don't even understand why you brought this person up in the first place. You're the one who's talking about him all the time.
(parent)| seamus_f @ 2003-11-08 06:59 pm UTC Re: Hey Malfoy |
Noel Coward was an erudite, cultured gay man of the 1930s who wrote witty plays and songs about romance among the British upper classes. I was making the point that just because I am gay doesn't mean I don't reserve the right to be uncouth whenever I bloody well choose. And I do not talk about him all the time, but whatever with you, my head is starting to hurt.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-11-08 07:02 pm UTC Re: Hey Malfoy |
How am I supposed to know how couth he is? I don't see why you're being so defensive, Destiny's Tot.
(parent)| seamus_f @ 2003-11-08 07:11 pm UTC Re: Hey Malfoy |
Well, that's why you should take Muggle Studies, Blondie.
(parent)| seamus_f @ 2003-11-08 07:15 pm UTC |
Nor was Destiny's Tot. At least Blondie applies to you. Besides, it amuses me, which is the point.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-11-08 06:41 pm UTC Re: Hey Malfoy |
I don't even know what CDs are. Why would I want a discount on something if I don't know what it is?
(parent)| seamus_f @ 2003-11-08 06:48 pm UTC Re: Hey Malfoy |
I have two words for you: Muggle Studies. They exist, they persist, they're nonmagical, get used to it.
(parent)| seamus_f @ 2003-11-08 06:56 pm UTC Re: Hey Malfoy |
Of course, because the ladies love a math nerd.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-11-08 06:59 pm UTC Re: Hey Malfoy |
They think Arithmancy's difficult and find it impressive, actually.
(parent)| seamus_f @ 2003-11-08 07:14 pm UTC Re: Hey Malfoy |
Well, whatever works for you, Blondie. Though you might want to ease up on that gel addiction you have.
(parent)| seamus_f @ 2003-11-08 06:38 pm UTC Re: Hey Malfoy |
Thank you for the edit. It is appreciated.
And you know damn well. Honestly.
| potterstinks @ 2003-11-08 06:42 pm UTC Re: Hey Malfoy |
What is wrong with the entirety of Gryffindor? Every time I ask one of you a question, you reply with 'You know.' Why would I even ask?
(parent)| seamus_f @ 2003-11-08 06:52 pm UTC Re: Hey Malfoy |
What is wrong with the entirety of Slytherin? Every time I try to be nice to one of you, you respond with sarcasm. Why would I even bother?
So, what are you doing tomorrow? Congratulations on your win, by the way.
| potterstinks @ 2003-11-08 06:55 pm UTC Re: Hey Malfoy |
Oh, Crabbe doesn't respond with sarcasm. Nor Nott, for that matter. Really it's just Millicent and me. I just happen to be sharp-witted.
Impressed, I'm sure. Tomorrow I was rather hoping to conquer a small European country, but I'm keeping it loose.
| seamus_f @ 2003-11-08 07:03 pm UTC Re: Hey Malfoy |
I've actually never tried to be nice to Nott. Is it worth it?
That sounds like a great deal of work, unless you're going for Andorra. Good skiing in Andorra, but surely we can find something better to do than that.
| potterstinks @ 2003-11-08 07:08 pm UTC Re: Hey Malfoy |
Nott's rather odd. A few weeks ago he started going by 'Ted' and Spellotaped screws to parchment and left them all over the place. He's nixed the 'Ted', but I don't know about the rest of it.
What, exactly, do you propose? It seems that without me, the entirety of Hogwarts would have nothing to do. Potter and Weasley can't even play chess without bringing me along.
| seamus_f @ 2003-11-08 07:43 pm UTC Re: Hey Malfoy |
I freely admit to only being capable of one big idea a month, and I really don't feel like going back to Dublin unless someone has a reliable timepiece of some sort. Skiing actually doesn't sound like a terrible idea, come to think of it, though I'm not sure where there is snow at a reasonable distance. I dunno, what would you like to do?
We can always bring Ron and Harry unless they want some alone time.
| seamus_f @ 2003-11-08 08:19 pm UTC Re: Hey Malfoy |
It was a joke, Malfoy. Nothing more than that.
Anyway, any suggestions?
| potterstinks @ 2003-11-08 08:24 pm UTC |
I've no idea. I don't know what you people do. I'm not spending time with Weasley. I played chess with him and he kept spitting on my face when he unfairly yelled at me over the board. Also, his chess pieces were cowering in fear of his violence, which ought to tell you something.
(parent)| seamus_f @ 2003-11-08 08:43 pm UTC |
I don't think you can say for sure what they were afraid of. Anyway, no, he doesn't have to be there. I see a good deal of him, actually.
(parent)| potterstinks @ 2003-11-08 09:01 pm UTC |
Given that they were huddling behind my pieces and staring up at him in fear, I'd say it was him. He was smashing them so hard they were breaking themselves. I'm quite certain he'd admit to it.
You could always turn into a horse and Potter and I could poke you with sticks.
| seamus_f @ 2003-11-08 09:08 pm UTC |
While I appreciate your interest in my Animagus training, that sounds unappealing.
We could enroll Ron in an anger management class.
| potterstinks @ 2003-11-08 09:12 pm UTC |
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I am certain that I could find out where Professor Snape took his.
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